Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
Haiku # 46428, February 25, 2010 1:05 am ET
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
Haiku # 46427, February 25, 2010 1:03 am ET
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
Haiku # 46426, February 24, 2010 8:59 pm ET
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
Haiku # 46425, February 24, 2010 8:46 pm ET
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
Haiku # 46424, February 24, 2010 8:42 pm ET
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
Haiku # 46423, February 24, 2010 8:38 pm ET
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
Haiku # 46422, February 24, 2010 5:34 pm ET
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
Haiku # 46421, February 24, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
Haiku # 46420, February 24, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
squat down on my face
pretend that i'm a toilet
drown me with your love
Haiku # 46419, February 24, 2010 4:13 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Chinese expunge Zen
Buddhism like sand mandala
scattered to the winds
Haiku # 46418, February 24, 2010 3:19 pm ET
by Impermanent nature of things
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
Haiku # 46417, February 24, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Malthus was correct
civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?

Haiku # 46416, February 24, 2010 2:40 pm ET
by the rise and fall of Americania
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
Haiku # 46415, February 24, 2010 2:34 pm ET
by say hello to my little friends!!
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
Haiku # 46414, February 24, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by honey get my rifle
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
Haiku # 46413, February 24, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by ready and waiting
when a Harvard prof
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
Haiku # 46412, February 24, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by NRA sign me up NOW!
The young and the fools
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
Haiku # 46411, February 24, 2010 2:23 pm ET
by Stamping Feet of Dream World
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
Haiku # 46410, February 24, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by a gun crazed nation warns would be assailants
prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
Haiku # 46409, February 24, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Haiku # 46408, February 24, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
Haiku # 46407, February 24, 2010 1:45 pm ET
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46406, February 24, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46405, February 24, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
Haiku # 46404, February 24, 2010 11:28 am ET
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
Haiku # 46403, February 24, 2010 9:19 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
Haiku # 46402, February 24, 2010 9:18 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
Haiku # 46401, February 24, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
Haiku # 46400, February 24, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399, February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398, February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397, February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396, February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395, February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394, February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??
Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.

Haiku # 46393, February 23, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by But Now I Need Them...
and
take
your pills
Haiku # 46392, February 23, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by someone take a breath
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
Haiku # 46391, February 23, 2010 7:23 pm ET
by heart to heart and genital connections
there's no you or me
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
Haiku # 46390, February 23, 2010 5:38 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he was nice to me
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
Haiku # 46389, February 23, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by badgirl
Hmmm, I don't get it.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
Haiku # 46388, February 23, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by Then it must be Natural? of Catch 22
Oh, that's a good one
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
Haiku # 46387, February 23, 2010 12:57 pm ET
by Like Totally
Fair is a concept
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
Haiku # 46386, February 23, 2010 12:49 pm ET
by Not a Perfect world of Go Easy on Yourself
the inequities
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
Haiku # 46385, February 23, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by sexism racism agism ethnocentrism et al
I know you have pain
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
Haiku # 46384, February 23, 2010 11:28 am ET
by Hard to help if you are hysterical of Balance is the key
First, broad brush screaming
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
Haiku # 46383, February 23, 2010 11:20 am ET
by Blinded by Hate
First broad brush talk,
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
Haiku # 46382, February 23, 2010 11:18 am ET
by I never said THAT! of Protest Too Much, Me Thinks...
you hear ALL when I
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
Haiku # 46381, February 23, 2010 10:57 am ET
by fuzzy communicationz
Buddhist thinking and
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
Haiku # 46380, February 23, 2010 10:55 am ET
by cry out injustices though they are part of US
Moving forward now
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
Haiku # 46379, February 23, 2010 10:54 am ET
by Rich and Helping of Condemning All Rich Silly
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