Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
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civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?
by
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
by
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
by
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
by
when a Harvard prof
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
by
The young and the fools
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
by of Dream World
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
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prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
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Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
by of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
by of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
by of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
by of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
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following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
by
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
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their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
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I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
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High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser
Just an act?
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser
Just an act?
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made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
by of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
by of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
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Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.
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their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
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there's no you or me
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
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he was nice to me
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
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Hmmm, I don't get it.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
by of Catch 22
Oh, that's a good one
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
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Fair is a concept
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
by of Go Easy on Yourself
the inequities
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
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I know you have pain
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
by of Balance is the key
First, broad brush screaming
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
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First broad brush talk,
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
by of Protest Too Much, Me Thinks...
you hear ALL when I
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
by
Buddhist thinking and
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
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Moving forward now
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
by of Condemning All Rich Silly
onset of a three day
snowfall relax into the
shoveling ahead
snowfall relax into the
shoveling ahead
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There will always be
pain, want and inequity
it's a part of us
pain, want and inequity
it's a part of us
by of Calm Mature Adult
bottom line?? it's a
case of INTERBEING v.
EACH ONE FOR HIMSELF
case of INTERBEING v.
EACH ONE FOR HIMSELF
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case of plausible
deniability the
baby killed himself
deniability the
baby killed himself
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mind shuttered to the
cries of the starving baby
why won't it just DIE!!
cries of the starving baby
why won't it just DIE!!
by
like a Bill Evan's
jazz riff variations of
the same melody
jazz riff variations of
the same melody
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Masking my heart ache
Dancing among the onions
My eyes full of tears
Dancing among the onions
My eyes full of tears
by of Thats the one!
My eyes full of tears
Dancing among the onions
Masking emotions
Dancing among the onions
Masking emotions
by of Getting closer
My eyes veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Concealing the truth
Dancing among the Onions
Concealing the truth
by of Work in progress
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Conceals my crushed Heart
Dancing among the Onions
Conceals my crushed Heart
by of Flows better?
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the onions
Hide my broken Heart
Dancing among the onions
Hide my broken Heart
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