Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
Haiku # 46410 February 24, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by a gun crazed nation warns would be assailants
prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
Haiku # 46409 February 24, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Haiku # 46408 February 24, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
Haiku # 46407 February 24, 2010 1:45 pm ET
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46406 February 24, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46405 February 24, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
Haiku # 46404 February 24, 2010 11:28 am ET
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
Haiku # 46403 February 24, 2010 9:19 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
Haiku # 46402 February 24, 2010 9:18 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
Haiku # 46401 February 24, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
Haiku # 46400 February 24, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399 February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398 February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397 February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396 February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395 February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394 February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??
Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.

Haiku # 46393 February 23, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by But Now I Need Them...
and
take
your pills
Haiku # 46392 February 23, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by someone take a breath
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
Haiku # 46391 February 23, 2010 7:23 pm ET
by heart to heart and genital connections
there's no you or me
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
Haiku # 46390 February 23, 2010 5:38 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he was nice to me
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
Haiku # 46389 February 23, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by badgirl
Hmmm, I don't get it.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
Haiku # 46388 February 23, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by Then it must be Natural? of Catch 22
Oh, that's a good one
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
Haiku # 46387 February 23, 2010 12:57 pm ET
by Like Totally
Fair is a concept
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
Haiku # 46386 February 23, 2010 12:49 pm ET
by Not a Perfect world of Go Easy on Yourself
the inequities
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
Haiku # 46385 February 23, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by sexism racism agism ethnocentrism et al
I know you have pain
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
Haiku # 46384 February 23, 2010 11:28 am ET
by Hard to help if you are hysterical of Balance is the key
First, broad brush screaming
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
Haiku # 46383 February 23, 2010 11:20 am ET
by Blinded by Hate
First broad brush talk,
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
Haiku # 46382 February 23, 2010 11:18 am ET
by I never said THAT! of Protest Too Much, Me Thinks...
you hear ALL when I
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
Haiku # 46381 February 23, 2010 10:57 am ET
by fuzzy communicationz
Buddhist thinking and
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
Haiku # 46380 February 23, 2010 10:55 am ET
by cry out injustices though they are part of US
Moving forward now
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
Haiku # 46379 February 23, 2010 10:54 am ET
by Rich and Helping of Condemning All Rich Silly
onset of a three day
snowfall relax into the
shoveling ahead
Haiku # 46378 February 23, 2010 10:51 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
There will always be
pain, want and inequity
it's a part of us
Haiku # 46377 February 23, 2010 10:49 am ET
by Extremism Blinds Itself of Calm Mature Adult
bottom line?? it's a
case of INTERBEING v.
EACH ONE FOR HIMSELF
Haiku # 46376 February 23, 2010 10:27 am ET
by it is every man for himself
case of plausible
deniability the
baby killed himself
Haiku # 46375 February 23, 2010 10:20 am ET
by how could you let the child starve to death
mind shuttered to the
cries of the starving baby
why won't it just DIE!!
Haiku # 46374 February 23, 2010 10:17 am ET
by just shut the f**k up
like a Bill Evan's
jazz riff variations of
the same melody
Haiku # 46373 February 23, 2010 10:12 am ET
by nice to "hear" the takes
Masking my heart ache
Dancing among the onions
My eyes full of tears
Haiku # 46372 February 23, 2010 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress of Thats the one!
My eyes full of tears
Dancing among the onions
Masking emotions
Haiku # 46371 February 23, 2010 9:49 am ET
by William Nippress of Getting closer
My eyes veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Concealing the truth
Haiku # 46370 February 23, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Work in progress
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Conceals my crushed Heart
Haiku # 46369 February 23, 2010 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress of Flows better?
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the onions
Hide my broken Heart
Haiku # 46368 February 23, 2010 5:35 am ET
by William nippress
from where i'm standing,
hidden by a smaller pine--
one large sycamore.

the parallax:
both physical and meta-
keep that in mind.
Haiku # 46367 February 22, 2010 10:06 pm ET
by liza of perception deception
Cry babies drain me.
Swirling whirlpool down, down, down.
Extreme unbalance.
Haiku # 46366 February 22, 2010 9:30 pm ET
by Seek Help
the paradigm of
maturity holds court on
high with feet of clay
Haiku # 46365 February 22, 2010 4:46 pm ET
by his over-inflated sense of selfness
read carefully and
don't miss the forest through the
trees and you'll get it
Haiku # 46364 February 22, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by easy to judge with broad strokes
CRIMES are justified
in derivative land by
SOME not ALL get it?!
Haiku # 46363 February 22, 2010 4:41 pm ET
by let us give Madoff a bonus, eh?!
Steel eel mad me ill
I got ill on the Steel eel
ill on the Steel eel
Haiku # 46362 February 22, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
The haiku poet
doth protest too much, me thinks.
Not all rich are bad!
Haiku # 46361 February 22, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by All The Mental Agility of a Small Soap Dish of Deep Breath, Grow Up