Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 363 Days and 77357 Haiku later...

We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?
Haiku # 46440, February 25, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by It really IS that big! Really it is!
I've a modest eight
inches and revolver so
drop the dick/gun shit
Haiku # 46439, February 25, 2010 5:53 pm ET
by stupid stereotypic analogies
dancing the mambo
in a pit of mambas is
not a good idea
Haiku # 46438, February 25, 2010 12:48 pm ET
by theme parks gone terribly wrong
wild animals
in captivity become
highly stressed creatures
Haiku # 46437, February 25, 2010 12:43 pm ET
by leave wild animals be
new kid's attraction
called "Cuddling with Pythons" it'll
take your breath away
Haiku # 46436, February 25, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by getting close to nature
kissing dolphins and
swimming with orcas what the
fuck have we become?!
Haiku # 46435, February 25, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by you call this being One with Nature?!
no joke that killer
orca's show called "Dining with
Shamu" it's so sick!
Haiku # 46434, February 25, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Free Willy!
no guns needed in
the land of cuckolds they let
real men do the work
Haiku # 46433, February 25, 2010 8:50 am ET
by cum clean up my mess
Her Amiricans
Your Guns are a substitute
for a small penis

If you respond. you are just confirming the truth. Inadequate!!!!
Haiku # 46432, February 25, 2010 7:20 am ET
by No Gun needed here
i'm lolligagging
plotting to make you happy;
a fruitless venture
Haiku # 46431, February 25, 2010 4:18 am ET
by liza of optimism helps
note passed at work:
name, number, email, motel;
"call me beautiful".
Haiku # 46430, February 25, 2010 3:10 am ET
by liza of awkward come-ons
most excellent type
enthusiastic lively
swinging the saddle
Haiku # 46429, February 25, 2010 1:09 am ET
by giddeeeee up
still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
Haiku # 46428, February 25, 2010 1:05 am ET
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
Haiku # 46427, February 25, 2010 1:03 am ET
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
Haiku # 46426, February 24, 2010 8:59 pm ET
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
Haiku # 46425, February 24, 2010 8:46 pm ET
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
Haiku # 46424, February 24, 2010 8:42 pm ET
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
Haiku # 46423, February 24, 2010 8:38 pm ET
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
Haiku # 46422, February 24, 2010 5:34 pm ET
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
Haiku # 46421, February 24, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
Haiku # 46420, February 24, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
squat down on my face
pretend that i'm a toilet
drown me with your love
Haiku # 46419, February 24, 2010 4:13 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Chinese expunge Zen
Buddhism like sand mandala
scattered to the winds
Haiku # 46418, February 24, 2010 3:19 pm ET
by Impermanent nature of things
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
Haiku # 46417, February 24, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Malthus was correct
civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?

Haiku # 46416, February 24, 2010 2:40 pm ET
by the rise and fall of Americania
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
Haiku # 46415, February 24, 2010 2:34 pm ET
by say hello to my little friends!!
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
Haiku # 46414, February 24, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by honey get my rifle
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
Haiku # 46413, February 24, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by ready and waiting
when a Harvard prof
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
Haiku # 46412, February 24, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by NRA sign me up NOW!
The young and the fools
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
Haiku # 46411, February 24, 2010 2:23 pm ET
by Stamping Feet of Dream World
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
Haiku # 46410, February 24, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by a gun crazed nation warns would be assailants
prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
Haiku # 46409, February 24, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Haiku # 46408, February 24, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
Haiku # 46407, February 24, 2010 1:45 pm ET
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46406, February 24, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46405, February 24, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
Haiku # 46404, February 24, 2010 11:28 am ET
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
Haiku # 46403, February 24, 2010 9:19 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
Haiku # 46402, February 24, 2010 9:18 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
Haiku # 46401, February 24, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
Haiku # 46400, February 24, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399, February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398, February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397, February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396, February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395, February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394, February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??
Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.

Haiku # 46393, February 23, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by But Now I Need Them...
and
take
your pills
Haiku # 46392, February 23, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by someone take a breath
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
Haiku # 46391, February 23, 2010 7:23 pm ET
by heart to heart and genital connections
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