Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
rumblings from haiku
monkey house lots of noise but
not much more than that
Haiku # 46317 February 19, 2010 7:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So, off with you now.
Go and take your bad feelings
to Dr. Phil 's show.
Haiku # 46316 February 18, 2010 10:38 pm ET
by Feelings...nothing more than feelings...ahahahahahahaha
They say he took it.
No, they handed it to him.
Fool and his money...
Haiku # 46315 February 18, 2010 10:28 pm ET
by Natural Selection has no feelings. of The strong shall survive for the good of the species, Skippy.
it's like trying to
have a turnip develop
EMPATHY ain't there
Haiku # 46314 February 18, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by I waste my energy on you
you are so off the
mark I'm diversified and
safe I just feel bad.........

for all the others
who got royally fucked by
a broken system
Haiku # 46313 February 18, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by and we get made at the govt.
most normal people
DO address underlying
issues to problems
Haiku # 46312 February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by keep playing the sage
You put all your eggs
into the one small basket
Shame on you too, son.
Haiku # 46311 February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Con Man wrong, conned man stupid
most normal people
don't accept mega bonuses
when company tanks
Haiku # 46310 February 18, 2010 10:19 pm ET
by where are core values
most normal people
don't rationalize screwing
others royally
Haiku # 46309 February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by normal people with ethics
Wise man understands
Crying children need strong hand
Teach them to work hard
Haiku # 46308 February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by Lazy Mind and Body Becomes Unbalanced
most normal people
don't lie on a grand scale to
maximize profit
Haiku # 46307 February 18, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by greed is greed is greed
most normal people
don't rape people of their life
savings sans remorse
Haiku # 46306 February 18, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by ponzi scheming
Most normal folks say
crashing aircraft on purpose
evidence of kook
Haiku # 46305 February 18, 2010 9:56 pm ET
by Calm Down, Grow Up
and you wonder why
people fly planes into tall
buildings they're nuts right?!
Haiku # 46304 February 18, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by man flies plane into IRS offices
Ignorance and hate
covers your lack of effort
Blame it on the rich
Haiku # 46303 February 18, 2010 9:40 pm ET
by Children Scream No Fair
you are totally
pathetic to defend the
indefensible
Haiku # 46302 February 18, 2010 9:39 pm ET
by you are part of the problem
scum bags who stack the
deck don't like the decks taken
out of their hands, right?
Haiku # 46301 February 18, 2010 9:38 pm ET
by defend the injustice at all costs
right greed knows no class
lines breaking and entering
gets you five years but

fuck the middle class
taxpayer and Wall St. hot
shits get big bonus
Haiku # 46300 February 18, 2010 9:35 pm ET
by there aint no justice
You are not a slave
Opportunity exists
You have excuses
Haiku # 46299 February 18, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Excuses Are Pathetic
massa treats us house
slaves real good we happy he gives
the good table scraps
Haiku # 46298 February 18, 2010 9:31 pm ET
by shut up and be happy
Wealth is not evil.
Humans are both good and bad.
Jealousy runs deep.
Haiku # 46297 February 18, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by Waaa it aint fair
My dad CEO
He gives many folks good jobs
He came from nothing
Haiku # 46296 February 18, 2010 8:29 pm ET
by Stop Whining, Get Busy of USA #1
Blind refutation
is not valid argument.
Just contradiction.
Haiku # 46295 February 18, 2010 8:20 pm ET
by Is so Natural Selection
"whining" from one who's
financially set is a
cry 'gainst injustice
Haiku # 46294 February 18, 2010 4:04 pm ET
by this is not Natural Selection
Golden Calf of yore
Bronze bull outside Wall St. you
tell me what has changed
Haiku # 46293 February 18, 2010 3:57 pm ET
by worshipping wealth over God
when you say "wolves" do
you mean Hitler Stalin Pol
Pot and Khmer Rouge

Haiku # 46292 February 18, 2010 3:54 pm ET
by Natural Selection & Evil are different
if Suffering's life's
natural outcome offer
compassion not greed
Haiku # 46291 February 18, 2010 3:43 pm ET
by life is hard enough
WE taxpayers bleed
anally from corporate
bonus dildo pricks
Haiku # 46290 February 18, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by paybacks gonna be a bitch
greedy pigs who scheme
to get rich outnumber non-
greedy rich by far
Haiku # 46289 February 18, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by pork bellies are way up
sorry, can't talk now
busy updating status
on my facebook page
Haiku # 46288 February 18, 2010 1:10 pm ET
by vince
patience---which is worse?
a tree full of ivy?
or a very bad haiku?
Haiku # 46287 February 18, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by magpiespirit of magpiespirit@gmail.com
A man who carries
his eggs, all in one basket
rarely becomes phat.
Haiku # 46286 February 18, 2010 11:49 am ET
by Phat is Better
If we don't protect
our elderly from the wolves
then don't blame the wolves.
Haiku # 46285 February 18, 2010 11:38 am ET
by Natural Selection
A con man relies
on the greed of foolish folks
who ignore warnings.
Haiku # 46284 February 18, 2010 11:34 am ET
by If it sounds too good to be true...
Hatred of the rich
exposes your jealousy.
Grow up, quit whining.
Haiku # 46283 February 18, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Not All Rich Are Bad
Madoff ripped you off.
All your eggs in one basket.
Too good to be true!
Haiku # 46282 February 18, 2010 11:17 am ET
by Diversify Next Time
Woe is just a thing
that makes us appreciate
the blissful good times
Haiku # 46281 February 18, 2010 11:09 am ET
by Balance-Moderation-Humility
time to end this "Woe
is We" riff and go out for
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 46280 February 18, 2010 10:27 am ET
by rail against the machine
if GREED can be found
in strands of our DNA
then we're truly f**ked
Haiku # 46279 February 18, 2010 10:23 am ET
by f**cked for a buck
when will we wake up
and realize that the game's
rigged we're the patsies!!
Haiku # 46278 February 18, 2010 10:18 am ET
by oppulence at our expense
should we show mercy
to merciless amoral
Wall St. greed mongers?
Haiku # 46277 February 18, 2010 10:13 am ET
by take your bonuses and run scum!!
In Hell Madoff will
be ass-f**ked by dildo-strapped
matrons he'd f**ked [robbed]
Haiku # 46276 February 18, 2010 10:08 am ET
by they use no lube in Hell
premediatated
schemers with wealth dreamers makes
for the Perfect Storm

HMS Ponzi
capsized by 100 foot waves
all passengers LOST
Haiku # 46275 February 18, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Capt. Madoff did not go down with ship
Madoff met Ponzi
as a young man and knew it
was a perfect match
Haiku # 46274 February 18, 2010 8:27 am ET
by schemer finds scheme
Bernie threw friend in
the pool's deep end stole his clothes
ran away laughing
Haiku # 46273 February 18, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Bernie Madoff the formative years
I can't stop writing.
I am the slave of Haiku.
Jesus, please help me.
Haiku # 46272 February 18, 2010 3:40 am ET
by OCD
I ain't got nuthin'
I am not too creative.
But I am nekid.
Haiku # 46271 February 18, 2010 3:37 am ET
by Gomer
Hanging is right out.
And beheading is no fun.
Let me die sleeping.
Haiku # 46270 February 18, 2010 3:32 am ET
by Morbid Obsessions
Burned alive is bad.
Not much better than drowning.
Both ways frighten me.
Haiku # 46269 February 18, 2010 3:28 am ET
by Bitting Fingernails
Drowning is no fun.
It is to be avoided.
Or you will be dead.
Haiku # 46268 February 18, 2010 3:22 am ET
by Land Lubber