Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
when will we wake up
and realize that the game's
rigged we're the patsies!!
Haiku # 46278 February 18, 2010 10:18 am ET
by oppulence at our expense
should we show mercy
to merciless amoral
Wall St. greed mongers?
Haiku # 46277 February 18, 2010 10:13 am ET
by take your bonuses and run scum!!
In Hell Madoff will
be ass-f**ked by dildo-strapped
matrons he'd f**ked [robbed]
Haiku # 46276 February 18, 2010 10:08 am ET
by they use no lube in Hell
premediatated
schemers with wealth dreamers makes
for the Perfect Storm

HMS Ponzi
capsized by 100 foot waves
all passengers LOST
Haiku # 46275 February 18, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Capt. Madoff did not go down with ship
Madoff met Ponzi
as a young man and knew it
was a perfect match
Haiku # 46274 February 18, 2010 8:27 am ET
by schemer finds scheme
Bernie threw friend in
the pool's deep end stole his clothes
ran away laughing
Haiku # 46273 February 18, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Bernie Madoff the formative years
I can't stop writing.
I am the slave of Haiku.
Jesus, please help me.
Haiku # 46272 February 18, 2010 3:40 am ET
by OCD
I ain't got nuthin'
I am not too creative.
But I am nekid.
Haiku # 46271 February 18, 2010 3:37 am ET
by Gomer
Hanging is right out.
And beheading is no fun.
Let me die sleeping.
Haiku # 46270 February 18, 2010 3:32 am ET
by Morbid Obsessions
Burned alive is bad.
Not much better than drowning.
Both ways frighten me.
Haiku # 46269 February 18, 2010 3:28 am ET
by Bitting Fingernails
Drowning is no fun.
It is to be avoided.
Or you will be dead.
Haiku # 46268 February 18, 2010 3:22 am ET
by Land Lubber
Dog saw man drowning.
Into the water it went.
Came out with a stick.
Haiku # 46267 February 18, 2010 3:12 am ET
by Dumb Dog
Cat saw man drowning.
Into the kitchen it went.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Haiku # 46266 February 18, 2010 12:58 am ET
by Fancy Feast
Man saw dog drowning.
Into the water he went.
Dog lived, he did not.
Haiku # 46265 February 17, 2010 11:45 pm ET
by Dog Lover
HELL'S beauty pageants
dragqueens.children..fatsos..and
now landmine victims
Haiku # 46264 February 17, 2010 10:45 pm ET
by did I mention MISS KLINGON
MISS LANDMINE contest
disabled Cambodians
vied for the title
Haiku # 46263 February 17, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by I am not that sick to make this up
without heartache there's
no chance to get drunk on the
divine nectar...AMORE!
Haiku # 46262 February 17, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by gimme a swig from that bottle
feel your pain Dave from
Columbia Gorge to here
in Hudson Valley
Haiku # 46261 February 17, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by coast to coast heartache
Dave of Portland knows
heartache, pain and suffering.
Poor guy needs a friend.
Haiku # 46260 February 17, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by King Solomon
Tears fall from my eyes.
Wounded sounds escape from me.
Afterward, silence.
Haiku # 46259 February 17, 2010 8:17 pm ET
by Dave of Portland, OR
dissatisfaction:
catalyst or obstacle?
both are logical.
Haiku # 46258 February 17, 2010 4:52 pm ET
by liza
grateful to be non-
judgmental unlike most self-
righteous idiots
Haiku # 46257 February 17, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
Haiku # 46256 February 17, 2010 10:15 am ET
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
Haiku # 46255 February 16, 2010 9:49 am ET
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
Haiku # 46254 February 16, 2010 9:47 am ET
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
Haiku # 46253 February 16, 2010 8:35 am ET
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
Haiku # 46252 February 16, 2010 7:44 am ET
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
Haiku # 46251 February 15, 2010 7:40 pm ET
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
Haiku # 46250 February 15, 2010 10:24 am ET
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
Haiku # 46249 February 15, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
Haiku # 46248 February 15, 2010 9:37 am ET
by commands from the lower self
he amassed more wealth
than he could spend in lifetimes
it wasn't enough
Haiku # 46247 February 15, 2010 8:23 am ET
by driven to madness
greed driven wealth masked
the poverty consciousness
that lay within him
Haiku # 46246 February 15, 2010 8:19 am ET
by sickness of the soul
the separation
between God and Gold is far
greater than an "L"

Haiku # 46245 February 15, 2010 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Conquistadores
cry of "God Glory Gold" was
mainly about GOLD
Haiku # 46244 February 15, 2010 8:15 am ET
by living in a material world
finally employed
someone said i'm beautiful
twas a good day.
Haiku # 46243 February 15, 2010 2:13 am ET
by liza
A day full of love,
Candy and roses galore;
Someone kill me now
Haiku # 46242 February 14, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by St. Valentine
we wish to stone those
who robbed us of our money
dreams and innocence

at least the veneer
of innocence that masks the
beast's underbelly
Haiku # 46241 February 14, 2010 8:19 pm ET
by he "Madoff" with our $$$
The Golden Calf of
yore and bronze Bull on Wall Street
so tell me what's changed?
Haiku # 46240 February 14, 2010 8:11 pm ET
by Worshipping Gold more than God
Gullibility
wed Greed...divorced...then filed
Chapter Eleven
Haiku # 46239 February 14, 2010 8:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
inescapable
life's full of joy/suffering
so just ride the waves
Haiku # 46238 February 14, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by birth to death and in between
i've nothing to lose
or gain so i'll just sit here
watch the clouds go by
Haiku # 46237 February 14, 2010 4:54 pm ET
by wretch weaver
quality of life
spiraling down the crapper
I say "what the f**k!!"
Haiku # 46236 February 14, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by dreaming of yesteryear
gas pedal sticking
air bags deploy brakes don't work
ever recall this?
Haiku # 46235 February 14, 2010 12:37 pm ET
by calling quality control
five million pounds
of ecoli tainted meat
recalled in U.S.
Haiku # 46234 February 14, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by thats one helluva Whopper
going postal has
extended itself to the
ivory tower
Haiku # 46233 February 13, 2010 11:27 pm ET
by Phd prof denied tenure goes on shooting rampage
pushy wind forces
its' way through crack and crevasse
and ignites the breath
Haiku # 46232 February 13, 2010 10:24 pm ET
by looks like Im smoking a cig
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
Haiku # 46231 February 13, 2010 10:18 pm ET
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
Haiku # 46230 February 13, 2010 7:00 pm ET
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
Haiku # 46229 February 13, 2010 6:19 pm ET
by the nature of suffering
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