Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
Haiku # 46231 February 13, 2010 10:18 pm ET
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
Haiku # 46230 February 13, 2010 7:00 pm ET
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
Haiku # 46229 February 13, 2010 6:19 pm ET
by the nature of suffering
st. valentine's day
massacre...heart cut wide/deep
left alone bleeding
Haiku # 46228 February 13, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by without a word she walked away
sex addiction the
itch that just can not be scratched
it is always there
Haiku # 46227 February 13, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by a little lower and to the right
rogue waves in Cali
surf swept spectators into
sea to join the fun
Haiku # 46226 February 13, 2010 4:08 pm ET
by next time I wear a wet suit of Half Moon Bay
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly pup
Haiku # 46225 February 13, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ellenville ny
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly lad
Haiku # 46224 February 13, 2010 12:44 pm ET
by was it bow wow or arf arf? of ellenville new york
how to move forward
when you're always looking in
the rearview mirror
Haiku # 46223 February 13, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by a valentines eve lament
her one true loves lined
up around the block just to catch a glimpse of her

Haiku # 46222 February 12, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by dedicated to karen p
turn leftways at night
one wall lacking visual noise
clear my head to dream
Haiku # 46221 February 12, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by liza
morose to morass
morbid to morphine to morgue
morphogenesis

....linguistic journey to the grave
Haiku # 46220 February 12, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
she was livid to
be called HEARTBREAKER but she
was exactly that
Haiku # 46219 February 12, 2010 8:00 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
if Love is so great
why do we "Fall" into it?
just doesn't seem right.
Haiku # 46218 February 12, 2010 2:23 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Cherry blossom snow
covering all around me
soft carpet of pink
Haiku # 46217 February 11, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
nature's white blanket
putting an end to commerce
stab it with shovels
Haiku # 46216 February 11, 2010 4:48 pm ET
by wretch weaver
I once loved someone
who professed the same yet in
the end loved LUST more
Haiku # 46215 February 11, 2010 11:40 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
the heart grows weary
distant horizons vanish
the sound of settling
Haiku # 46214 February 11, 2010 11:11 am ET
by vince
don't worry about
your problems let your problems
worry about you
Haiku # 46213 February 11, 2010 9:04 am ET
by a wise man once said
ISO fear-based
news to hang existential
angst upon...there's lots
Haiku # 46212 February 11, 2010 9:00 am ET
by stop...breathe...live
curious species
we are..fraught with oddities
even bizarre...FACT

top song involved with
karaoke killings????
Sinatra's "My Way"
Haiku # 46211 February 11, 2010 8:53 am ET
by My Way banned in Phillippines karaoke bars
So. just call me "DAD"
Was a name I invented
just for the "DAD" joke
Haiku # 46210 February 11, 2010 4:45 am ET
by He will not return.
just past it's reach I
gladly shovel the edge of
nor'easter's fury
Haiku # 46209 February 10, 2010 7:52 pm ET
by four inches beats two feet
Cold wind at my back
whips about furiously;
Warm beneath my coat
Haiku # 46208 February 10, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
your discernment's poor
like the kid who says "I shot
you dead. Stay down!!"

no matter how you
try you can't exert your WILL
to create feelings

that originate
from the inside out so please
stop shouting "You're dead!"
Haiku # 46207 February 10, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by For Anonymous supporter of DAD
"America never
learns" I'm just YOUR projection
and stereotype

you don't know me or
where I come or coming from
I'm outside the BOX

you've placed me in as
perhaps I placed you in one
so long ago...yes?
Haiku # 46206 February 10, 2010 11:53 am ET
by label me liberal conservative Dem Rep Ind neocon socialist pinko commie radical left radical right New World Order American or N
If you start a fight
As you clearly did! Agreed?
Here is not the place

One should not be surprised when others fight back
Haiku # 46205 February 10, 2010 10:35 am ET
by America never learns
Oooo! Got your pride hurt!
You want me to add some more
The list is endless!

America Nil World one
Haiku # 46204 February 10, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in east coast blizzard's
tight grip time to end foolish
haiku find substance
Haiku # 46203 February 10, 2010 10:27 am ET
by curl up and read a classic
America's reign
will crumble as the British
Empire did too

imperialism
colonialism we're not
so different are we?!
Haiku # 46202 February 10, 2010 10:20 am ET
by All things must pass
get historical
and hysterical leaves you
a blathering fool
Haiku # 46201 February 10, 2010 10:13 am ET
by stick with your infantile erotic fantasies
Brits v. progeny
we sprang from your loins then won
our freedom sorry...

DADDY!!
Haiku # 46200 February 10, 2010 10:09 am ET
by one war we won
I'll name just a few
Vietnam, Cambodia,
Korea, Iraq

The List go's on and on and on!
Haiku # 46199 February 10, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spelling and grammar
not your forte, eh? "Your right"
You're right no matter
Haiku # 46198 February 10, 2010 10:01 am ET
by flawed and scarred
The list is endless
We all know Americans
start fights but then lose

I'm with Dad on this one.
Haiku # 46197 February 10, 2010 9:59 am ET
by List is too long
how can anyone
lose in unreality
world it's in your mind
Haiku # 46196 February 10, 2010 9:57 am ET
by losing and humiliation in your mind
Your losing this fight
Your right! No competition
childish insults next?
Haiku # 46195 February 10, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Just call me "DAD"
You shouldn't pick fights
At least those you can not win.
It will end in tears

I'm with Dad on this one.
Haiku # 46194 February 10, 2010 9:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if Lance Armstrong rode
'gainst Team Tricycle there's no
competition here
Haiku # 46193 February 10, 2010 9:53 am ET
by now take your 3 wheeler and ride home
You don't like to lose
But you are! It's fun watching
Humiliation

I'm with Dad on this.
Haiku # 46192 February 10, 2010 9:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
schemesis Spelled wrong
Just thought you may like to know
Since you criticize
Haiku # 46191 February 10, 2010 9:45 am ET
by Just call me "DAD"
and every word
like a bandage bared reveals
emotional scars
Haiku # 46190 February 10, 2010 9:44 am ET
by in your case less is more
haiku on the LEFT
handle [by...] on RIGHT there's no
Yiddish haiku here
Haiku # 46189 February 10, 2010 9:40 am ET
by Reactions without thought
Haiku in Yiddish
Wow.A Jewish Haiku boy
Does your Mum know? Ah
Haiku # 46188 February 10, 2010 9:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
enemy outflanking
crumbling defenses retreat
not an option here
Haiku # 46187 February 10, 2010 9:24 am ET
by the good guys wore grey
in this fantasy
word-world haiku battles ebb and
flow sans consequence
Haiku # 46186 February 10, 2010 9:12 am ET
by nemesis schnemesis
sorry I stepped on
your dream to impregnate the
world 'lil stud muffin
Haiku # 46185 February 10, 2010 8:35 am ET
by I leave you to your wet dreams
'ere I was born he
spoke ENGLISH in a reckless
and banal manner

mummy cut him slack
because the Blitz made him daft
blame the concussions
Haiku # 46184 February 10, 2010 8:30 am ET
by concussed in the Battle of Britain
Battle of halfwit
We all need a Nemesis
So recognize yours

Im on Dads side.
Haiku # 46183 February 10, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Check your old English
you will find your are wrong. OH!!!
oh ye little brain
Haiku # 46182 February 10, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Just call him stupid of Just call me "DAD"