she was livid to
be called HEARTBREAKER but she
was exactly that

if Love is so great
why do we "Fall" into it?
just doesn't seem right.

Cherry blossom snow
covering all around me
soft carpet of pink

nature's white blanket
putting an end to commerce
stab it with shovels

I once loved someone
who professed the same yet in
the end loved LUST more

the heart grows weary
distant horizons vanish
the sound of settling

don't worry about
your problems let your problems
worry about you

ISO fear-based
news to hang existential
angst upon...there's lots

curious species
we are..fraught with oddities
even bizarre...FACT

top song involved with
karaoke killings????
Sinatra's "My Way"

So. just call me "DAD"
Was a name I invented
just for the "DAD" joke

just past it's reach I
gladly shovel the edge of
nor'easter's fury

Cold wind at my back
whips about furiously;
Warm beneath my coat

your discernment's poor
like the kid who says "I shot
you dead. Stay down!!"

no matter how you
try you can't exert your WILL
to create feelings

that originate
from the inside out so please
stop shouting "You're dead!"

"America never
learns" I'm just YOUR projection
and stereotype

you don't know me or
where I come or coming from
I'm outside the BOX

you've placed me in as
perhaps I placed you in one
so long ago...yes?

If you start a fight
As you clearly did! Agreed?
Here is not the place

One should not be surprised when others fight back

Oooo! Got your pride hurt!
You want me to add some more
The list is endless!

America Nil World one

in east coast blizzard's
tight grip time to end foolish
haiku find substance

America's reign
will crumble as the British
Empire did too

imperialism
colonialism we're not
so different are we?!

get historical
and hysterical leaves you
a blathering fool

Brits v. progeny
we sprang from your loins then won
our freedom sorry...

DADDY!!

I'll name just a few
Vietnam, Cambodia,
Korea, Iraq

The List go's on and on and on!

spelling and grammar
not your forte, eh? "Your right"
You're right no matter

The list is endless
We all know Americans
start fights but then lose

I'm with Dad on this one.

how can anyone
lose in unreality
world it's in your mind

Your losing this fight
Your right! No competition
childish insults next?

You shouldn't pick fights
At least those you can not win.
It will end in tears

I'm with Dad on this one.

if Lance Armstrong rode
'gainst Team Tricycle there's no
competition here

You don't like to lose
But you are! It's fun watching
Humiliation

I'm with Dad on this.

schemesis Spelled wrong
Just thought you may like to know
Since you criticize

and every word
like a bandage bared reveals
emotional scars

haiku on the LEFT
handle [by...] on RIGHT there's no
Yiddish haiku here

Haiku in Yiddish
Wow.A Jewish Haiku boy
Does your Mum know? Ah

enemy outflanking
crumbling defenses retreat
not an option here

in this fantasy
word-world haiku battles ebb and
flow sans consequence

sorry I stepped on
your dream to impregnate the
world 'lil stud muffin

'ere I was born he
spoke ENGLISH in a reckless
and banal manner

mummy cut him slack
because the Blitz made him daft
blame the concussions

Battle of halfwit
We all need a Nemesis
So recognize yours

Im on Dads side.

Check your old English
you will find your are wrong. OH!!!
oh ye little brain

ill-will across the
pond by any other name
is still spelled the same

hurling stones marked oaf
moron dullard bones broken
upon impact "Ouch!!"

haiku persona
blustery threatening masked
his mild-manner

reptilian tongue
markedly forked always pulled
in two directions

Oh i speak English
Since before you were born. Oaf!
My native tongue

I'm searching my mind
The lone single sputtering
Overworked brain cell

each moment is fresh
simply because it never
existed before

A day in one's life
is like any other day
sun-up, then sun-down

The day is the same
but the contents make the life
and that's the difference

when it can be
most often the case-
it never will.

its not too early
its never too late-
well it is just late.

one never walks alone
one is never too far away-
distance is perception.

just a question
that wants no answer-
now what?

wearing a mask
standing in disguise-
is most revealing.

cannot escape fate
never from certainty-
not likely from memory.

normal Venice day
then heard single thunder clap
found self in Norway

I once knew a girl
who Twittered during coitus
..."this fucking is great!"

dulard [sic] oaff [sic]
guess you're a hooked on phonics
kinda guy....guessin'