Check your old English
you will find your are wrong. OH!!!
oh ye little brain
by Just call him stupid of Just call me "DAD"
ill-will across the
pond by any other name
is still spelled the same
by Just call me stupid DADDY
hurling stones marked oaf
moron dullard bones broken
upon impact "Ouch!!"
by you are hurting my feelings
haiku persona
blustery threatening masked
his mild-manner
by Haiku half-with
reptilian tongue
markedly forked always pulled
in two directions
by speaking in tongues
Oh i speak English
Since before you were born. Oaf!
My native tongue
by just call me "DAD" of This time use an English Dictionary?
I'm searching my mind
The lone single sputtering
Overworked brain cell
by Offcameher head of Boulder, Colorado
each moment is fresh
simply because it never
existed before
by Haiku half-wit
A day in one's life
is like any other day
sun-up, then sun-down
The day is the same
but the contents make the life
and that's the difference
by Anonymous Poet
when it can be
most often the case-
it never will.
its not too early
its never too late-
well it is just late.
one never walks alone
one is never too far away-
distance is perception.
just a question
that wants no answer-
now what?
wearing a mask
standing in disguise-
is most revealing.
cannot escape fate
never from certainty-
not likely from memory.
by mundane
normal Venice day
then heard single thunder clap
found self in Norway
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I once knew a girl
who Twittered during coitus
..."this fucking is great!"
by "This is great fucking" or "This is fucking great!"
dulard [sic] oaff [sic]
guess you're a hooked on phonics
kinda guy....guessin'
by you speaka da Queens ingles?
LSD day-trippers
meets Red Bull generation
major values clash
by sixties v. double 00s
Windows XP, you've
gone "tits up" for the last time:
replaced you with Linux
by studboy of Venice, CA
Oh how right you are
Prepubescent Moron minds
Not fathered by me
by Just Call me "DAD" of What a load of Dulards.
all was quiet on
the haiku front 'til morons
attacked us at dawn
by Anonymous Poet
want to make babies
take prophylactic measures
become a eunuch
by hitting the high notes
humor gone awry
go work on your material
foolish manchild
by I am your DADDY
NO..you're my boy toy
your pubescent mind/spelling
levels congruent
by call me DADDY
Self important Oaff's
Severely lacking Humor
Oh what a good joke
by Just call me "DAD" of So easy to winde you up
imperfect beings
grist for God's mill stone emerge
the finest flour
by Haiku half-wit
a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out "Wah...love me!!"
by LIVE...infantile eroticism
a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out WAH love me!!
dolt..Just call me DAD
by LIVE...infantile eroticism
best to clone yourself
and keep your gene pool PURE
brimming with GENIUS
by why propagate when you can clone
I just love baby's
Now I can live forever
So lets make some more
by Just call me DAD
In reality,
killing time is just a way
in which time kills us
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I am a looser
always last, never first; No
i am failure; Yes
by looser of texas
Such immature thoughts
are best left for fantasy
and not acted on
by Amongst The Rabble
"Just call me DAD" an
oxymoron for one who
needs good parenting
by sow your seed and bolt does not a DAD make
"make women happy
get them pregnant"...the GEEK shall
inherit the earth
by women gird your loins the troll is loose
LIFE! Such a great gift!
Make lots of woman happy
Get them all pregnant
by Just call me "DAD"
half-hour haiku
workout sans sweat now it's time
to jog the body
by Haiku half-wit
do not drop that acid
it will scar you for life and
warp your chromosomes
by momma warned me
overdeveloped
right brain leaves me leaning to
the left side of life
by Haiku half-wit
haiku-aerobic
goal of five sets each day a
formidable task
by Haiku half-wit
Twittering away
attention spans and substance
byte by byte by byte
by sliding into the abyss
he dusts off his sock
monkey toy to try a new
game spank the monkey
by pubescent journeys
double entendre
tea-bagging gives Tea Party
joie de vivre
by keep your crotch out of my face
Is Twitter needed?
Do I need to know you pooped?
Save that for Facebook.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Don't care who wins game
Watching for the commercials
and The Who halftime
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix: Large small town
Backassward, Ingnorant, Stale
Cultural Wasteland
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
If I know better,
why don't I do the right things?
Can I know what's right?
by Amongst The Rabble
a broken clock
will not stop time-
only pauses it.
an old typewriter
and a smoking pipe-
wheres the moment?
time ascends
and time descends-
all in dark color.
gray foggy day
forsaken old stone path-
stillness prevails.
in the abandoned house
a vaporous image of youth-
rests halfway up the stairs.
when one icon
is not enough-
send up two.
fresh promise of youth
smashed and broken life-
city street death waits.
among steps no longer used
tree roots have taken over-
flowering weeds thrive.
morning sun breaks over
mist hidden lake waters-
moss covered pier decays.
beasts wait silently
invisible in deep forests-
impervious to time.
by mundane
Palin speaks to Tea
Party gathering "GREAT!!"
shrieks the Mad Hatter
REVOLUTION themes
and Queen of Hearts' blind fury
"now off with his head!"
by radical right heeds the call
Seven Eleven
clerk by day jihadist at
night check your Slurpee!
by the enemy is among us
whisking Haitian kids
to a better life and souls
saved in Jesus' name
by when you meet a zealot RUN!
Why can't I learn this:
When dirty and clean cross paths,
both end up the same
by Amongst The Rabble
Grecian urns adorn
her interior walls with
countless one true loves
by in tribute to karen p
admit it sometimes
you find solace in others'
pain and suffering
by misery loves company
