dulard [sic] oaff [sic]
guess you're a hooked on phonics
kinda guy....guessin'
by you speaka da Queens ingles?
LSD day-trippers
meets Red Bull generation
major values clash
by sixties v. double 00s
Windows XP, you've
gone "tits up" for the last time:
replaced you with Linux
by studboy of Venice, CA
Oh how right you are
Prepubescent Moron minds
Not fathered by me
by Just Call me "DAD" of What a load of Dulards.
all was quiet on
the haiku front 'til morons
attacked us at dawn
by Anonymous Poet
want to make babies
take prophylactic measures
become a eunuch
by hitting the high notes
humor gone awry
go work on your material
foolish manchild
by I am your DADDY
NO..you're my boy toy
your pubescent mind/spelling
levels congruent
by call me DADDY
Self important Oaff's
Severely lacking Humor
Oh what a good joke
by Just call me "DAD" of So easy to winde you up
imperfect beings
grist for God's mill stone emerge
the finest flour
by Haiku half-wit
a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out "Wah...love me!!"
by LIVE...infantile eroticism
a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out WAH love me!!
dolt..Just call me DAD
by LIVE...infantile eroticism
best to clone yourself
and keep your gene pool PURE
brimming with GENIUS
by why propagate when you can clone
I just love baby's
Now I can live forever
So lets make some more
by Just call me DAD
In reality,
killing time is just a way
in which time kills us
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I am a looser
always last, never first; No
i am failure; Yes
by looser of texas
Such immature thoughts
are best left for fantasy
and not acted on
by Amongst The Rabble
"Just call me DAD" an
oxymoron for one who
needs good parenting
by sow your seed and bolt does not a DAD make
"make women happy
get them pregnant"...the GEEK shall
inherit the earth
by women gird your loins the troll is loose
LIFE! Such a great gift!
Make lots of woman happy
Get them all pregnant
by Just call me "DAD"
half-hour haiku
workout sans sweat now it's time
to jog the body
by Haiku half-wit
do not drop that acid
it will scar you for life and
warp your chromosomes
by momma warned me
overdeveloped
right brain leaves me leaning to
the left side of life
by Haiku half-wit
haiku-aerobic
goal of five sets each day a
formidable task
by Haiku half-wit
Twittering away
attention spans and substance
byte by byte by byte
by sliding into the abyss
he dusts off his sock
monkey toy to try a new
game spank the monkey
by pubescent journeys
double entendre
tea-bagging gives Tea Party
joie de vivre
by keep your crotch out of my face
Is Twitter needed?
Do I need to know you pooped?
Save that for Facebook.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Don't care who wins game
Watching for the commercials
and The Who halftime
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix: Large small town
Backassward, Ingnorant, Stale
Cultural Wasteland
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
If I know better,
why don't I do the right things?
Can I know what's right?
by Amongst The Rabble
a broken clock
will not stop time-
only pauses it.
an old typewriter
and a smoking pipe-
wheres the moment?
time ascends
and time descends-
all in dark color.
gray foggy day
forsaken old stone path-
stillness prevails.
in the abandoned house
a vaporous image of youth-
rests halfway up the stairs.
when one icon
is not enough-
send up two.
fresh promise of youth
smashed and broken life-
city street death waits.
among steps no longer used
tree roots have taken over-
flowering weeds thrive.
morning sun breaks over
mist hidden lake waters-
moss covered pier decays.
beasts wait silently
invisible in deep forests-
impervious to time.
by mundane
Palin speaks to Tea
Party gathering "GREAT!!"
shrieks the Mad Hatter
REVOLUTION themes
and Queen of Hearts' blind fury
"now off with his head!"
by radical right heeds the call
Seven Eleven
clerk by day jihadist at
night check your Slurpee!
by the enemy is among us
whisking Haitian kids
to a better life and souls
saved in Jesus' name
by when you meet a zealot RUN!
Why can't I learn this:
When dirty and clean cross paths,
both end up the same
by Amongst The Rabble
Grecian urns adorn
her interior walls with
countless one true loves
by in tribute to karen p
admit it sometimes
you find solace in others'
pain and suffering
by misery loves company
feel good stories don't
fuel the ANGST give 'em double
shots of "STURM UND STRANG"
by bartender make mine HIGH ANXIETY
mostly about you
the world turns, but then nature
breaks you fuckin heart
by the great weather/ always big news
some eight months ago
I joined haiku-robics to
exercise my mind
by Hans and Franz pump you up on haiku-robics
when its 1 0 5
i wont have an angry word
i'll just smile and sweat
by makotim
Once, unwittingly,
my words broke a young girl's heart;
One never forgets
by Amongst The Rabble
It snows every day,
or so it seems as of late
Will it snow this spring?
by Amongst The Rabble
34 degrees
it feels like a day in spring
except for the snow
by makotim of missouri
'neath unbearable
weight of steel stone grief
death's most foul callings
I am buried here
crushed hopes and life ebbing know
here I am dying
by Haiku half-wit
from the loosened edge
of her soggy bottom oozed
unspeakable stains
by who dares to call them Golden Years
the bank has crumbled
and i fall flat on my face
inhaling the dirt
by wretch weaver
he tried to explain
the king snake was safe as his
screaming classmates fled
by NO MORE SHOW & TELL
man wears t-shirt with
seat belt design to not have
to wear his seat belt
by you can not make this up
