Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

34 degrees
it feels like a day in spring
except for the snow
Haiku # 46126, February 5, 2010 3:38 pm ET
by makotim of missouri
'neath unbearable
weight of steel stone grief
death's most foul callings

I am buried here
crushed hopes and life ebbing know
here I am dying
Haiku # 46125, February 5, 2010 11:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
from the loosened edge
of her soggy bottom oozed
unspeakable stains
Haiku # 46124, February 5, 2010 8:36 am ET
by who dares to call them Golden Years
the bank has crumbled
and i fall flat on my face
inhaling the dirt
Haiku # 46123, February 4, 2010 1:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he tried to explain
the king snake was safe as his
screaming classmates fled
Haiku # 46122, February 4, 2010 11:16 am ET
by NO MORE SHOW & TELL
man wears t-shirt with
seat belt design to not have
to wear his seat belt
Haiku # 46121, February 4, 2010 8:28 am ET
by you can not make this up
screams and laughter
in the tub waves lap 'oer rim
aquatic cherubs
Haiku # 46120, February 4, 2010 7:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
on a bigger note
the whole beast of on line life
great e-barrier reef
Haiku # 46119, February 3, 2010 10:07 am ET
by bs
thousands of phrases
enfolding over time build
The Great Haiku Reef
Haiku # 46118, February 3, 2010 9:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
screams and laughter from
the loo... "It's backing up!!!"
effluent children
Haiku # 46117, February 3, 2010 9:16 am ET
by call the plumber
ego invested
parents drag their "mini-me"
from pillar to post

progeny reflects
folks' vicarious mission
"we" will...MUST succeed
Haiku # 46116, February 3, 2010 9:07 am ET
by let the children play
thousands of dollars
spent on ballroom dance lessons
still can't dance worth shit
Haiku # 46115, February 3, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
bestiality
making a strong comeback in
ole' Gommorah town
Haiku # 46114, February 2, 2010 9:55 pm ET
by Can I get a little Baa..here
sex in a stable
guilty as charged but the horse
gave nary a neigh
Haiku # 46113, February 2, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by stable hand of Goshen Historic Track
Winters' sun alight
dimly through descending snow-
daydreams of summer.
Haiku # 46112, February 2, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by mundane
is there still a big
red button that doesn't do
anything online?
Haiku # 46111, February 2, 2010 11:34 am ET
by bs
wayne schenk won one mil
but died of lung cancer 'fore
he cashed his first check
Haiku # 46110, February 2, 2010 10:48 am ET
by lottery tales of woe
he won 31 mil
in the texas lottery
"worst thing that happened"
Haiku # 46109, February 2, 2010 10:44 am ET
by suicide note of billie bob harrell jr.
they found him under
a concrete slab lottery
winner met jackals
Haiku # 46108, February 2, 2010 10:33 am ET
by lottery tales of woe
win the lottery
next day struck and killed by car
fairly long odds yes?
Haiku # 46107, February 2, 2010 10:28 am ET
by up one minute down the next
my super is a
sex offender with keys to
my apartment HELP
Haiku # 46106, February 1, 2010 9:06 pm ET
by only in NYC
Someone, anyone
Please mangle Nora Ephron
Before she types on
Haiku # 46105, January 31, 2010 11:19 pm ET
by Lush
Sumo you get up
You are much too fat to sit
on my very small lap
Haiku # 46104, January 31, 2010 4:47 pm ET
by Davita Lasalle of That Great Big Burlesque Show in the Sky
Artist gave painting all
But woman have twelve fingers
That does not seem right
Haiku # 46103, January 31, 2010 4:45 pm ET
by BAMOO Haiku Committee of Ohio
bad art hang on walls
the artist had no talent
heart was in right place
Haiku # 46102, January 31, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by Stu Koblentz of Ohio
hundreds of light years
afar they watch/listen/wait
what to do with US
Haiku # 46101, January 31, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
organism sloughs
off waste products despoils
the land and is called...
Haiku # 46100, January 31, 2010 10:40 am ET
by WE
Earth the Pale Blue Dot
It's Home to all we have been
For perhaps always?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
Haiku # 46099, January 31, 2010 8:52 am ET
by William Nippress
I could force my hands
to make creative movements
without any thoughts...
Haiku # 46098, January 31, 2010 2:38 am ET
by snail
pick up the pace,
no room to cheat here,
what's your goal?
Haiku # 46097, January 30, 2010 6:50 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
frustration.
beat me, one challenge
after another, love.
Haiku # 46096, January 30, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by Shama of whateveropolis
first the mac snack wrap
then the ipad, what the fuck
armageddon's here
Haiku # 46095, January 29, 2010 7:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of 2010: the year of bad ideas
windblown dream of a
vast kite armada swooping
'oer dunes and land's end
Haiku # 46094, January 29, 2010 1:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
classic case of proud
enmeshed and something needs to
give...way to the past
Haiku # 46093, January 29, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by YS
I feel powerless
today, living with someone
who wants to keep me

sick
Haiku # 46092, January 29, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
the pencil is poised
motionless then a "Dali
moment" it goes limp
Haiku # 46091, January 29, 2010 8:21 am ET
by mentis erectus dysfunctis
Haiku Viagra?
It's a common condition
Writers block again
Haiku # 46090, January 29, 2010 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
sometimes it's just right
and that's the times i just write
but this isn't then
Haiku # 46089, January 29, 2010 12:53 am ET
by ash
as in life's ebbs and
flows raging haiku torrents
slow to a trickle
Haiku # 46088, January 28, 2010 4:16 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the indignity
of diapers draws me toward
beckoning forest

therein a l..a..s..t s..l..o..w
walk then to lie and embrace
a sleep unfettered
Haiku # 46087, January 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
achieve peace of mind
transcend idiosyncrasy-
use the mute button.
Haiku # 46086, January 27, 2010 11:47 am ET
by mundane
The seas water waves
To the ships as they run by
Making tides wrinkle
Haiku # 46085, January 27, 2010 10:34 am ET
by Chelsie Little of punxsatawney
searching the drawers
for days and her lottery
ticket hopes fading
Haiku # 46084, January 27, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Mother Dementia
Goodbye dead schoolfriend
you were a fat smelly cunt
but you were our one
Haiku # 46083, January 26, 2010 10:34 pm ET
by J of ?
have I eaten yet
where did I put my mail oh
sorry to ask twice

her ebbing soul robbed
of memories..dignity
by this vile thief
Haiku # 46082, January 26, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Mother Dementia
Feel what excites you
Raw passion is energy
Focus the power
Haiku # 46081, January 26, 2010 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
just within arm's reach
the skin silent without hope
pool of patient flesh
Haiku # 46080, January 26, 2010 4:24 pm ET
by vince
one fleeting snowflake
through the air musically-
floating, drifting, gone.
Haiku # 46079, January 26, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by mundane
I've been laughing at
de-motivational art
for inspiration.
Haiku # 46078, January 25, 2010 11:42 pm ET
by snail
catch a rising star
ego-blinded brilliance and
fiery descent
Haiku # 46077, January 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by tribute to Gary Coleman
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