Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

bad art hang on walls
the artist had no talent
heart was in right place
Haiku # 46102, January 31, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by Stu Koblentz of Ohio
hundreds of light years
afar they watch/listen/wait
what to do with US
Haiku # 46101, January 31, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
organism sloughs
off waste products despoils
the land and is called...
Haiku # 46100, January 31, 2010 10:40 am ET
by WE
Earth the Pale Blue Dot
It's Home to all we have been
For perhaps always?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
Haiku # 46099, January 31, 2010 8:52 am ET
by William Nippress
I could force my hands
to make creative movements
without any thoughts...
Haiku # 46098, January 31, 2010 2:38 am ET
by snail
pick up the pace,
no room to cheat here,
what's your goal?
Haiku # 46097, January 30, 2010 6:50 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
frustration.
beat me, one challenge
after another, love.
Haiku # 46096, January 30, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by Shama of whateveropolis
first the mac snack wrap
then the ipad, what the fuck
armageddon's here
Haiku # 46095, January 29, 2010 7:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of 2010: the year of bad ideas
windblown dream of a
vast kite armada swooping
'oer dunes and land's end
Haiku # 46094, January 29, 2010 1:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
classic case of proud
enmeshed and something needs to
give...way to the past
Haiku # 46093, January 29, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by YS
I feel powerless
today, living with someone
who wants to keep me

sick
Haiku # 46092, January 29, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
the pencil is poised
motionless then a "Dali
moment" it goes limp
Haiku # 46091, January 29, 2010 8:21 am ET
by mentis erectus dysfunctis
Haiku Viagra?
It's a common condition
Writers block again
Haiku # 46090, January 29, 2010 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
sometimes it's just right
and that's the times i just write
but this isn't then
Haiku # 46089, January 29, 2010 12:53 am ET
by ash
as in life's ebbs and
flows raging haiku torrents
slow to a trickle
Haiku # 46088, January 28, 2010 4:16 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the indignity
of diapers draws me toward
beckoning forest

therein a l..a..s..t s..l..o..w
walk then to lie and embrace
a sleep unfettered
Haiku # 46087, January 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
achieve peace of mind
transcend idiosyncrasy-
use the mute button.
Haiku # 46086, January 27, 2010 11:47 am ET
by mundane
The seas water waves
To the ships as they run by
Making tides wrinkle
Haiku # 46085, January 27, 2010 10:34 am ET
by Chelsie Little of punxsatawney
searching the drawers
for days and her lottery
ticket hopes fading
Haiku # 46084, January 27, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Mother Dementia
Goodbye dead schoolfriend
you were a fat smelly cunt
but you were our one
Haiku # 46083, January 26, 2010 10:34 pm ET
by J of ?
have I eaten yet
where did I put my mail oh
sorry to ask twice

her ebbing soul robbed
of memories..dignity
by this vile thief
Haiku # 46082, January 26, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Mother Dementia
Feel what excites you
Raw passion is energy
Focus the power
Haiku # 46081, January 26, 2010 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
just within arm's reach
the skin silent without hope
pool of patient flesh
Haiku # 46080, January 26, 2010 4:24 pm ET
by vince
one fleeting snowflake
through the air musically-
floating, drifting, gone.
Haiku # 46079, January 26, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by mundane
I've been laughing at
de-motivational art
for inspiration.
Haiku # 46078, January 25, 2010 11:42 pm ET
by snail
catch a rising star
ego-blinded brilliance and
fiery descent
Haiku # 46077, January 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by tribute to Gary Coleman
ephemeral streams
joy and suffering running
both in and through us
Haiku # 46076, January 25, 2010 3:52 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I feel overblessed.
I have all that I could want
except happiness.
Haiku # 46075, January 25, 2010 3:04 pm ET
by snail
stairs up right and left
could turn on the radio-
outside looks the choice.
Haiku # 46074, January 25, 2010 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
A sunny day now
but rain clouds are still looming.
calm before the storm.
Haiku # 46073, January 25, 2010 11:18 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
bereft of haiku
sometimes the ideas flow
but nothing just now
Haiku # 46072, January 25, 2010 9:04 am ET
by ash
closed roads..school delays
parents late to work...daily
rhythms out of synch
Haiku # 46071, January 25, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
unseasonably
warm days..rain melts ice...fills streams..
floods flats..closing roads
Haiku # 46070, January 25, 2010 8:15 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
haiku ripples reach
brackish backwater edges
in Bad Haiku Bay
Haiku # 46069, January 25, 2010 8:11 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
roll fast, speak bravely
tirelessly square off against-
death's absurdity.
Haiku # 46068, January 24, 2010 9:44 am ET
by mundane
Need a space to write
Haiku's of little success
My needs are so few
Haiku # 46067, January 24, 2010 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
black crows fleeing their
bloody pulpit return once
the semi roars past
Haiku # 46066, January 23, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
impatient crows pace
interlopers zoom past road
kill going nowhere
Haiku # 46065, January 22, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I beheaded my
wife because she's abusive
helluva defense
Haiku # 46064, January 22, 2010 5:55 pm ET
by things you can not make up [Buffalo NY]
there is no fair trade
in these trade winds isles just
lands to pillage
Haiku # 46063, January 22, 2010 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sugar cane and blame
a century removed, dude
irredeemable
Haiku # 46062, January 22, 2010 2:16 am ET
by Lush
lest we ill rebuild
let's scrap the DR border
and blend the horror
Haiku # 46061, January 22, 2010 2:14 am ET
by Lush
then some daft wigga
tried to adopt a harem
molest and scare 'em
Haiku # 46060, January 22, 2010 2:12 am ET
by Lush
cat tried to rob me
Tent City intensity
blasted Haitian thief
Haiku # 46059, January 22, 2010 2:09 am ET
by Lush
step away from your
cell phone/computer for a
hands-free afternoon
Haiku # 46058, January 21, 2010 8:51 am ET
by quiet afternoon walk
mechanization
of our humanity is
just around the bend
Haiku # 46057, January 21, 2010 8:46 am ET
by machines are us
as theater lights dim
faint glows of text messaging
spawns seething ire
Haiku # 46056, January 21, 2010 8:43 am ET
by smash the machines
Colors washed out
Cold flinty smell on the wind
Is more snow to come?
Haiku # 46055, January 21, 2010 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought that these folks
from Canada were nice but
suffering artists

suffering from Gen X
artritus...
Haiku # 46054, January 20, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by YS
fierce wind-driven snow
births taut white ribbons crossing
the barren corn fields
Haiku # 46053, January 20, 2010 7:34 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
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