Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

as in life's ebbs and
flows raging haiku torrents
slow to a trickle
Haiku # 46088, January 28, 2010 4:16 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the indignity
of diapers draws me toward
beckoning forest

therein a l..a..s..t s..l..o..w
walk then to lie and embrace
a sleep unfettered
Haiku # 46087, January 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
achieve peace of mind
transcend idiosyncrasy-
use the mute button.
Haiku # 46086, January 27, 2010 11:47 am ET
by mundane
The seas water waves
To the ships as they run by
Making tides wrinkle
Haiku # 46085, January 27, 2010 10:34 am ET
by Chelsie Little of punxsatawney
searching the drawers
for days and her lottery
ticket hopes fading
Haiku # 46084, January 27, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Mother Dementia
Goodbye dead schoolfriend
you were a fat smelly cunt
but you were our one
Haiku # 46083, January 26, 2010 10:34 pm ET
by J of ?
have I eaten yet
where did I put my mail oh
sorry to ask twice

her ebbing soul robbed
of memories..dignity
by this vile thief
Haiku # 46082, January 26, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Mother Dementia
Feel what excites you
Raw passion is energy
Focus the power
Haiku # 46081, January 26, 2010 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
just within arm's reach
the skin silent without hope
pool of patient flesh
Haiku # 46080, January 26, 2010 4:24 pm ET
by vince
one fleeting snowflake
through the air musically-
floating, drifting, gone.
Haiku # 46079, January 26, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by mundane
I've been laughing at
de-motivational art
for inspiration.
Haiku # 46078, January 25, 2010 11:42 pm ET
by snail
catch a rising star
ego-blinded brilliance and
fiery descent
Haiku # 46077, January 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by tribute to Gary Coleman
ephemeral streams
joy and suffering running
both in and through us
Haiku # 46076, January 25, 2010 3:52 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I feel overblessed.
I have all that I could want
except happiness.
Haiku # 46075, January 25, 2010 3:04 pm ET
by snail
stairs up right and left
could turn on the radio-
outside looks the choice.
Haiku # 46074, January 25, 2010 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
A sunny day now
but rain clouds are still looming.
calm before the storm.
Haiku # 46073, January 25, 2010 11:18 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
bereft of haiku
sometimes the ideas flow
but nothing just now
Haiku # 46072, January 25, 2010 9:04 am ET
by ash
closed roads..school delays
parents late to work...daily
rhythms out of synch
Haiku # 46071, January 25, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
unseasonably
warm days..rain melts ice...fills streams..
floods flats..closing roads
Haiku # 46070, January 25, 2010 8:15 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
haiku ripples reach
brackish backwater edges
in Bad Haiku Bay
Haiku # 46069, January 25, 2010 8:11 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
roll fast, speak bravely
tirelessly square off against-
death's absurdity.
Haiku # 46068, January 24, 2010 9:44 am ET
by mundane
Need a space to write
Haiku's of little success
My needs are so few
Haiku # 46067, January 24, 2010 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
black crows fleeing their
bloody pulpit return once
the semi roars past
Haiku # 46066, January 23, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
impatient crows pace
interlopers zoom past road
kill going nowhere
Haiku # 46065, January 22, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I beheaded my
wife because she's abusive
helluva defense
Haiku # 46064, January 22, 2010 5:55 pm ET
by things you can not make up [Buffalo NY]
there is no fair trade
in these trade winds isles just
lands to pillage
Haiku # 46063, January 22, 2010 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sugar cane and blame
a century removed, dude
irredeemable
Haiku # 46062, January 22, 2010 2:16 am ET
by Lush
lest we ill rebuild
let's scrap the DR border
and blend the horror
Haiku # 46061, January 22, 2010 2:14 am ET
by Lush
then some daft wigga
tried to adopt a harem
molest and scare 'em
Haiku # 46060, January 22, 2010 2:12 am ET
by Lush
cat tried to rob me
Tent City intensity
blasted Haitian thief
Haiku # 46059, January 22, 2010 2:09 am ET
by Lush
step away from your
cell phone/computer for a
hands-free afternoon
Haiku # 46058, January 21, 2010 8:51 am ET
by quiet afternoon walk
mechanization
of our humanity is
just around the bend
Haiku # 46057, January 21, 2010 8:46 am ET
by machines are us
as theater lights dim
faint glows of text messaging
spawns seething ire
Haiku # 46056, January 21, 2010 8:43 am ET
by smash the machines
Colors washed out
Cold flinty smell on the wind
Is more snow to come?
Haiku # 46055, January 21, 2010 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought that these folks
from Canada were nice but
suffering artists

suffering from Gen X
artritus...
Haiku # 46054, January 20, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by YS
fierce wind-driven snow
births taut white ribbons crossing
the barren corn fields
Haiku # 46053, January 20, 2010 7:34 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
transfatty acids
coronary express next
stop is Dirtnapville
Haiku # 46052, January 20, 2010 4:53 pm ET
by All aboard!
tubing the Beatles
his system got fried away
those damn little bugs..
Haiku # 46051, January 20, 2010 2:37 pm ET
by wiped out laptop
potato chips rule
i am thankful to eat them
yet, they make me fat
Haiku # 46050, January 20, 2010 2:24 pm ET
by you can stop that now
stoneland's snowy days
even in freezing weather-
roses fade away.
Haiku # 46049, January 20, 2010 2:21 pm ET
by mundane
when you wish upon
a star makes no difference
who you are...yeh right!!!
Haiku # 46048, January 20, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by your dreams will come true
especially in
Disneyworld one discovers
dark underbellies
Haiku # 46047, January 20, 2010 12:42 pm ET
by keep your critical eye open
soap bubbles adrift
reflecting colorful light-
along with a smile.
Haiku # 46046, January 20, 2010 11:36 am ET
by mundane
psychotic mother
sniff out some stella artoi one night
makes threat of suicide
Haiku # 46045, January 20, 2010 8:40 am ET
by son of a psycho
bawdy prose lingers
fragrant rose for some fetid
rubbish to others
Haiku # 46044, January 20, 2010 7:58 am ET
by one mans pain is anothers best seller
purging the rubbish
brings collateral damage
to others' senses
Haiku # 46043, January 20, 2010 7:55 am ET
by one mans pain is anothers best seller
Your starting again
Take your medication. NOW
No more rubbish please!!!
Haiku # 46042, January 20, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tom waits say what and
i don't know waiting king james in
rabid braille spirit

blind and blinding
Haiku # 46041, January 19, 2010 9:38 pm ET
by YS
thousand dollars down
psychotherapy toilet
thanks for nothing mom
Haiku # 46040, January 19, 2010 9:58 am ET
by enema diaries
mixed messages
you're my little man now bend
over for momma
Haiku # 46039, January 19, 2010 9:55 am ET
by enema diaries
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