Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

sex in a stable
guilty as charged but the horse
gave nary a neigh
Haiku # 46113, February 2, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by stable hand of Goshen Historic Track
Winters' sun alight
dimly through descending snow-
daydreams of summer.
Haiku # 46112, February 2, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by mundane
is there still a big
red button that doesn't do
anything online?
Haiku # 46111, February 2, 2010 11:34 am ET
by bs
wayne schenk won one mil
but died of lung cancer 'fore
he cashed his first check
Haiku # 46110, February 2, 2010 10:48 am ET
by lottery tales of woe
he won 31 mil
in the texas lottery
"worst thing that happened"
Haiku # 46109, February 2, 2010 10:44 am ET
by suicide note of billie bob harrell jr.
they found him under
a concrete slab lottery
winner met jackals
Haiku # 46108, February 2, 2010 10:33 am ET
by lottery tales of woe
win the lottery
next day struck and killed by car
fairly long odds yes?
Haiku # 46107, February 2, 2010 10:28 am ET
by up one minute down the next
my super is a
sex offender with keys to
my apartment HELP
Haiku # 46106, February 1, 2010 9:06 pm ET
by only in NYC
Someone, anyone
Please mangle Nora Ephron
Before she types on
Haiku # 46105, January 31, 2010 11:19 pm ET
by Lush
Sumo you get up
You are much too fat to sit
on my very small lap
Haiku # 46104, January 31, 2010 4:47 pm ET
by Davita Lasalle of That Great Big Burlesque Show in the Sky
Artist gave painting all
But woman have twelve fingers
That does not seem right
Haiku # 46103, January 31, 2010 4:45 pm ET
by BAMOO Haiku Committee of Ohio
bad art hang on walls
the artist had no talent
heart was in right place
Haiku # 46102, January 31, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by Stu Koblentz of Ohio
hundreds of light years
afar they watch/listen/wait
what to do with US
Haiku # 46101, January 31, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
organism sloughs
off waste products despoils
the land and is called...
Haiku # 46100, January 31, 2010 10:40 am ET
by WE
Earth the Pale Blue Dot
It's Home to all we have been
For perhaps always?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
Haiku # 46099, January 31, 2010 8:52 am ET
by William Nippress
I could force my hands
to make creative movements
without any thoughts...
Haiku # 46098, January 31, 2010 2:38 am ET
by snail
pick up the pace,
no room to cheat here,
what's your goal?
Haiku # 46097, January 30, 2010 6:50 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
frustration.
beat me, one challenge
after another, love.
Haiku # 46096, January 30, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by Shama of whateveropolis
first the mac snack wrap
then the ipad, what the fuck
armageddon's here
Haiku # 46095, January 29, 2010 7:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of 2010: the year of bad ideas
windblown dream of a
vast kite armada swooping
'oer dunes and land's end
Haiku # 46094, January 29, 2010 1:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
classic case of proud
enmeshed and something needs to
give...way to the past
Haiku # 46093, January 29, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by YS
I feel powerless
today, living with someone
who wants to keep me

sick
Haiku # 46092, January 29, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
the pencil is poised
motionless then a "Dali
moment" it goes limp
Haiku # 46091, January 29, 2010 8:21 am ET
by mentis erectus dysfunctis
Haiku Viagra?
It's a common condition
Writers block again
Haiku # 46090, January 29, 2010 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
sometimes it's just right
and that's the times i just write
but this isn't then
Haiku # 46089, January 29, 2010 12:53 am ET
by ash
as in life's ebbs and
flows raging haiku torrents
slow to a trickle
Haiku # 46088, January 28, 2010 4:16 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the indignity
of diapers draws me toward
beckoning forest

therein a l..a..s..t s..l..o..w
walk then to lie and embrace
a sleep unfettered
Haiku # 46087, January 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
achieve peace of mind
transcend idiosyncrasy-
use the mute button.
Haiku # 46086, January 27, 2010 11:47 am ET
by mundane
The seas water waves
To the ships as they run by
Making tides wrinkle
Haiku # 46085, January 27, 2010 10:34 am ET
by Chelsie Little of punxsatawney
searching the drawers
for days and her lottery
ticket hopes fading
Haiku # 46084, January 27, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Mother Dementia
Goodbye dead schoolfriend
you were a fat smelly cunt
but you were our one
Haiku # 46083, January 26, 2010 10:34 pm ET
by J of ?
have I eaten yet
where did I put my mail oh
sorry to ask twice

her ebbing soul robbed
of memories..dignity
by this vile thief
Haiku # 46082, January 26, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Mother Dementia
Feel what excites you
Raw passion is energy
Focus the power
Haiku # 46081, January 26, 2010 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
just within arm's reach
the skin silent without hope
pool of patient flesh
Haiku # 46080, January 26, 2010 4:24 pm ET
by vince
one fleeting snowflake
through the air musically-
floating, drifting, gone.
Haiku # 46079, January 26, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by mundane
I've been laughing at
de-motivational art
for inspiration.
Haiku # 46078, January 25, 2010 11:42 pm ET
by snail
catch a rising star
ego-blinded brilliance and
fiery descent
Haiku # 46077, January 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by tribute to Gary Coleman
ephemeral streams
joy and suffering running
both in and through us
Haiku # 46076, January 25, 2010 3:52 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I feel overblessed.
I have all that I could want
except happiness.
Haiku # 46075, January 25, 2010 3:04 pm ET
by snail
stairs up right and left
could turn on the radio-
outside looks the choice.
Haiku # 46074, January 25, 2010 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
A sunny day now
but rain clouds are still looming.
calm before the storm.
Haiku # 46073, January 25, 2010 11:18 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
bereft of haiku
sometimes the ideas flow
but nothing just now
Haiku # 46072, January 25, 2010 9:04 am ET
by ash
closed roads..school delays
parents late to work...daily
rhythms out of synch
Haiku # 46071, January 25, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
unseasonably
warm days..rain melts ice...fills streams..
floods flats..closing roads
Haiku # 46070, January 25, 2010 8:15 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
haiku ripples reach
brackish backwater edges
in Bad Haiku Bay
Haiku # 46069, January 25, 2010 8:11 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
roll fast, speak bravely
tirelessly square off against-
death's absurdity.
Haiku # 46068, January 24, 2010 9:44 am ET
by mundane
Need a space to write
Haiku's of little success
My needs are so few
Haiku # 46067, January 24, 2010 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
black crows fleeing their
bloody pulpit return once
the semi roars past
Haiku # 46066, January 23, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
impatient crows pace
interlopers zoom past road
kill going nowhere
Haiku # 46065, January 22, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I beheaded my
wife because she's abusive
helluva defense
Haiku # 46064, January 22, 2010 5:55 pm ET
by things you can not make up [Buffalo NY]
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