screams and laughter from
the loo... "It's backing up!!!"
effluent children
by call the plumber
ego invested
parents drag their "mini-me"
from pillar to post
progeny reflects
folks' vicarious mission
"we" will...MUST succeed
by let the children play
thousands of dollars
spent on ballroom dance lessons
still can't dance worth shit
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
bestiality
making a strong comeback in
ole' Gommorah town
by Can I get a little Baa..here
sex in a stable
guilty as charged but the horse
gave nary a neigh
by stable hand of Goshen Historic Track
Winters' sun alight
dimly through descending snow-
daydreams of summer.
by mundane
is there still a big
red button that doesn't do
anything online?
by bs
wayne schenk won one mil
but died of lung cancer 'fore
he cashed his first check
by lottery tales of woe
he won 31 mil
in the texas lottery
"worst thing that happened"
by suicide note of billie bob harrell jr.
they found him under
a concrete slab lottery
winner met jackals
by lottery tales of woe
win the lottery
next day struck and killed by car
fairly long odds yes?
by up one minute down the next
my super is a
sex offender with keys to
my apartment HELP
by only in NYC
Someone, anyone
Please mangle Nora Ephron
Before she types on
by Lush
Sumo you get up
You are much too fat to sit
on my very small lap
by Davita Lasalle of That Great Big Burlesque Show in the Sky
Artist gave painting all
But woman have twelve fingers
That does not seem right
by BAMOO Haiku Committee of Ohio
bad art hang on walls
the artist had no talent
heart was in right place
by Stu Koblentz of Ohio
hundreds of light years
afar they watch/listen/wait
what to do with US
by Anonymous Poet
organism sloughs
off waste products despoils
the land and is called...
by WE
Earth the Pale Blue Dot
It's Home to all we have been
For perhaps always?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
by William Nippress
I could force my hands
to make creative movements
without any thoughts...
by snail
pick up the pace,
no room to cheat here,
what's your goal?
by shama of whateveropolis
frustration.
beat me, one challenge
after another, love.
by Shama of whateveropolis
first the mac snack wrap
then the ipad, what the fuck
armageddon's here
by wretch weaver of 2010: the year of bad ideas
windblown dream of a
vast kite armada swooping
'oer dunes and land's end
by Haiku half-wit
classic case of proud
enmeshed and something needs to
give...way to the past
by YS
I feel powerless
today, living with someone
who wants to keep me
sick
by YS
the pencil is poised
motionless then a "Dali
moment" it goes limp
by mentis erectus dysfunctis
Haiku Viagra?
It's a common condition
Writers block again
by William Nippress
sometimes it's just right
and that's the times i just write
but this isn't then
by ash
as in life's ebbs and
flows raging haiku torrents
slow to a trickle
by Haiku half-wit
the indignity
of diapers draws me toward
beckoning forest
therein a l..a..s..t s..l..o..w
walk then to lie and embrace
a sleep unfettered
by Haiku half-wit
achieve peace of mind
transcend idiosyncrasy-
use the mute button.
by mundane
The seas water waves
To the ships as they run by
Making tides wrinkle
by Chelsie Little of punxsatawney
searching the drawers
for days and her lottery
ticket hopes fading
by Mother Dementia
Goodbye dead schoolfriend
you were a fat smelly cunt
but you were our one
by J of ?
have I eaten yet
where did I put my mail oh
sorry to ask twice
her ebbing soul robbed
of memories..dignity
by this vile thief
by Mother Dementia
Feel what excites you
Raw passion is energy
Focus the power
by William Nippress
just within arm's reach
the skin silent without hope
pool of patient flesh
by vince
one fleeting snowflake
through the air musically-
floating, drifting, gone.
by mundane
I've been laughing at
de-motivational art
for inspiration.
by snail
catch a rising star
ego-blinded brilliance and
fiery descent
by tribute to Gary Coleman
ephemeral streams
joy and suffering running
both in and through us
by Haiku half-wit
I feel overblessed.
I have all that I could want
except happiness.
by snail
stairs up right and left
could turn on the radio-
outside looks the choice.
by mundane
A sunny day now
but rain clouds are still looming.
calm before the storm.
by mean d. of so cal.
bereft of haiku
sometimes the ideas flow
but nothing just now
by ash
closed roads..school delays
parents late to work...daily
rhythms out of synch
by Haiku half-wit
unseasonably
warm days..rain melts ice...fills streams..
floods flats..closing roads
by Haiku half-wit
haiku ripples reach
brackish backwater edges
in Bad Haiku Bay
by Haiku half-wit
roll fast, speak bravely
tirelessly square off against-
death's absurdity.
by mundane
