Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out WAH love me!!
dolt..Just call me DAD
Haiku # 46159, February 9, 2010 6:59 am ET
by LIVE...infantile eroticism
best to clone yourself
and keep your gene pool PURE
brimming with GENIUS
Haiku # 46158, February 9, 2010 6:45 am ET
by why propagate when you can clone
I just love baby's
Now I can live forever
So lets make some more
Haiku # 46157, February 9, 2010 3:23 am ET
by Just call me DAD
In reality,
killing time is just a way
in which time kills us
Haiku # 46156, February 9, 2010 2:33 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I am a looser
always last, never first; No
i am failure; Yes
Haiku # 46155, February 8, 2010 10:48 pm ET
by looser of texas
Such immature thoughts
are best left for fantasy
and not acted on
Haiku # 46154, February 8, 2010 4:00 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
"Just call me DAD" an
oxymoron for one who
needs good parenting
Haiku # 46153, February 8, 2010 2:17 pm ET
by sow your seed and bolt does not a DAD make
"make women happy
get them pregnant"...the GEEK shall
inherit the earth
Haiku # 46152, February 8, 2010 2:10 pm ET
by women gird your loins the troll is loose
LIFE! Such a great gift!
Make lots of woman happy
Get them all pregnant
Haiku # 46151, February 8, 2010 10:12 am ET
by Just call me "DAD"
half-hour haiku
workout sans sweat now it's time
to jog the body
Haiku # 46150, February 8, 2010 9:40 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
do not drop that acid
it will scar you for life and
warp your chromosomes
Haiku # 46149, February 8, 2010 9:37 am ET
by momma warned me
overdeveloped
right brain leaves me leaning to
the left side of life
Haiku # 46148, February 8, 2010 9:33 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
haiku-aerobic
goal of five sets each day a
formidable task
Haiku # 46147, February 8, 2010 9:30 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Twittering away
attention spans and substance
byte by byte by byte
Haiku # 46146, February 8, 2010 9:28 am ET
by sliding into the abyss
he dusts off his sock
monkey toy to try a new
game spank the monkey
Haiku # 46145, February 8, 2010 9:22 am ET
by pubescent journeys
double entendre
tea-bagging gives Tea Party
joie de vivre
Haiku # 46144, February 8, 2010 9:09 am ET
by keep your crotch out of my face
Is Twitter needed?
Do I need to know you pooped?
Save that for Facebook.
Haiku # 46143, February 7, 2010 8:01 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Don't care who wins game
Watching for the commercials
and The Who halftime
Haiku # 46142, February 7, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix: Large small town
Backassward, Ingnorant, Stale
Cultural Wasteland
Haiku # 46141, February 7, 2010 7:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
If I know better,
why don't I do the right things?
Can I know what's right?
Haiku # 46140, February 7, 2010 3:44 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
a broken clock
will not stop time-
only pauses it.

an old typewriter
and a smoking pipe-
wheres the moment?

time ascends
and time descends-
all in dark color.

gray foggy day
forsaken old stone path-
stillness prevails.

in the abandoned house
a vaporous image of youth-
rests halfway up the stairs.

when one icon
is not enough-
send up two.

fresh promise of youth
smashed and broken life-
city street death waits.

among steps no longer used
tree roots have taken over-
flowering weeds thrive.

morning sun breaks over
mist hidden lake waters-
moss covered pier decays.

beasts wait silently
invisible in deep forests-
impervious to time.
Haiku # 46139, February 7, 2010 2:08 pm ET
by mundane
Palin speaks to Tea
Party gathering "GREAT!!"
shrieks the Mad Hatter

REVOLUTION themes
and Queen of Hearts' blind fury
"now off with his head!"
Haiku # 46138, February 7, 2010 9:16 am ET
by radical right heeds the call
Seven Eleven
clerk by day jihadist at
night check your Slurpee!
Haiku # 46137, February 7, 2010 9:00 am ET
by the enemy is among us
whisking Haitian kids
to a better life and souls
saved in Jesus' name
Haiku # 46136, February 7, 2010 8:57 am ET
by when you meet a zealot RUN!
Why can't I learn this:
When dirty and clean cross paths,
both end up the same
Haiku # 46135, February 6, 2010 11:03 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Grecian urns adorn
her interior walls with
countless one true loves
Haiku # 46134, February 6, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by in tribute to karen p
admit it sometimes
you find solace in others'
pain and suffering
Haiku # 46133, February 6, 2010 8:58 am ET
by misery loves company
feel good stories don't
fuel the ANGST give 'em double
shots of "STURM UND STRANG"
Haiku # 46132, February 6, 2010 8:45 am ET
by bartender make mine HIGH ANXIETY
mostly about you
the world turns, but then nature
breaks you fuckin heart
Haiku # 46131, February 6, 2010 3:31 am ET
by the great weather/ always big news
some eight months ago
I joined haiku-robics to
exercise my mind
Haiku # 46130, February 5, 2010 9:59 pm ET
by Hans and Franz pump you up on haiku-robics
when its 1 0 5
i wont have an angry word
i'll just smile and sweat
Haiku # 46129, February 5, 2010 8:09 pm ET
by makotim
Once, unwittingly,
my words broke a young girl's heart;
One never forgets
Haiku # 46128, February 5, 2010 7:17 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
It snows every day,
or so it seems as of late
Will it snow this spring?
Haiku # 46127, February 5, 2010 7:04 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
34 degrees
it feels like a day in spring
except for the snow
Haiku # 46126, February 5, 2010 3:38 pm ET
by makotim of missouri
'neath unbearable
weight of steel stone grief
death's most foul callings

I am buried here
crushed hopes and life ebbing know
here I am dying
Haiku # 46125, February 5, 2010 11:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
from the loosened edge
of her soggy bottom oozed
unspeakable stains
Haiku # 46124, February 5, 2010 8:36 am ET
by who dares to call them Golden Years
the bank has crumbled
and i fall flat on my face
inhaling the dirt
Haiku # 46123, February 4, 2010 1:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he tried to explain
the king snake was safe as his
screaming classmates fled
Haiku # 46122, February 4, 2010 11:16 am ET
by NO MORE SHOW & TELL
man wears t-shirt with
seat belt design to not have
to wear his seat belt
Haiku # 46121, February 4, 2010 8:28 am ET
by you can not make this up
screams and laughter
in the tub waves lap 'oer rim
aquatic cherubs
Haiku # 46120, February 4, 2010 7:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
on a bigger note
the whole beast of on line life
great e-barrier reef
Haiku # 46119, February 3, 2010 10:07 am ET
by bs
thousands of phrases
enfolding over time build
The Great Haiku Reef
Haiku # 46118, February 3, 2010 9:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
screams and laughter from
the loo... "It's backing up!!!"
effluent children
Haiku # 46117, February 3, 2010 9:16 am ET
by call the plumber
ego invested
parents drag their "mini-me"
from pillar to post

progeny reflects
folks' vicarious mission
"we" will...MUST succeed
Haiku # 46116, February 3, 2010 9:07 am ET
by let the children play
thousands of dollars
spent on ballroom dance lessons
still can't dance worth shit
Haiku # 46115, February 3, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
bestiality
making a strong comeback in
ole' Gommorah town
Haiku # 46114, February 2, 2010 9:55 pm ET
by Can I get a little Baa..here
sex in a stable
guilty as charged but the horse
gave nary a neigh
Haiku # 46113, February 2, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by stable hand of Goshen Historic Track
Winters' sun alight
dimly through descending snow-
daydreams of summer.
Haiku # 46112, February 2, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by mundane
is there still a big
red button that doesn't do
anything online?
Haiku # 46111, February 2, 2010 11:34 am ET
by bs
wayne schenk won one mil
but died of lung cancer 'fore
he cashed his first check
Haiku # 46110, February 2, 2010 10:48 am ET
by lottery tales of woe
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