all was quiet on
the haiku front 'til morons
attacked us at dawn

want to make babies
take prophylactic measures
become a eunuch

humor gone awry
go work on your material
foolish manchild

NO..you're my boy toy
your pubescent mind/spelling
levels congruent

Self important Oaff's
Severely lacking Humor
Oh what a good joke

imperfect beings
grist for God's mill stone emerge
the finest flour

a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out "Wah...love me!!"

a "sowing machine"
this baba-sucking manchild
cries out WAH love me!!
dolt..Just call me DAD

best to clone yourself
and keep your gene pool PURE
brimming with GENIUS

I just love baby's
Now I can live forever
So lets make some more

In reality,
killing time is just a way
in which time kills us

I am a looser
always last, never first; No
i am failure; Yes

Such immature thoughts
are best left for fantasy
and not acted on

"Just call me DAD" an
oxymoron for one who
needs good parenting

"make women happy
get them pregnant"...the GEEK shall
inherit the earth

LIFE! Such a great gift!
Make lots of woman happy
Get them all pregnant

half-hour haiku
workout sans sweat now it's time
to jog the body

do not drop that acid
it will scar you for life and
warp your chromosomes

overdeveloped
right brain leaves me leaning to
the left side of life

haiku-aerobic
goal of five sets each day a
formidable task

Twittering away
attention spans and substance
byte by byte by byte

he dusts off his sock
monkey toy to try a new
game spank the monkey

double entendre
tea-bagging gives Tea Party
joie de vivre

Is Twitter needed?
Do I need to know you pooped?
Save that for Facebook.

Don't care who wins game
Watching for the commercials
and The Who halftime

Phoenix: Large small town
Backassward, Ingnorant, Stale
Cultural Wasteland

If I know better,
why don't I do the right things?
Can I know what's right?

a broken clock
will not stop time-
only pauses it.

an old typewriter
and a smoking pipe-
wheres the moment?

time ascends
and time descends-
all in dark color.

gray foggy day
forsaken old stone path-
stillness prevails.

in the abandoned house
a vaporous image of youth-
rests halfway up the stairs.

when one icon
is not enough-
send up two.

fresh promise of youth
smashed and broken life-
city street death waits.

among steps no longer used
tree roots have taken over-
flowering weeds thrive.

morning sun breaks over
mist hidden lake waters-
moss covered pier decays.

beasts wait silently
invisible in deep forests-
impervious to time.

Palin speaks to Tea
Party gathering "GREAT!!"
shrieks the Mad Hatter

REVOLUTION themes
and Queen of Hearts' blind fury
"now off with his head!"

Seven Eleven
clerk by day jihadist at
night check your Slurpee!

whisking Haitian kids
to a better life and souls
saved in Jesus' name

Why can't I learn this:
When dirty and clean cross paths,
both end up the same

Grecian urns adorn
her interior walls with
countless one true loves

admit it sometimes
you find solace in others'
pain and suffering

feel good stories don't
fuel the ANGST give 'em double
shots of "STURM UND STRANG"

mostly about you
the world turns, but then nature
breaks you fuckin heart

some eight months ago
I joined haiku-robics to
exercise my mind

when its 1 0 5
i wont have an angry word
i'll just smile and sweat

Once, unwittingly,
my words broke a young girl's heart;
One never forgets

It snows every day,
or so it seems as of late
Will it snow this spring?

34 degrees
it feels like a day in spring
except for the snow

'neath unbearable
weight of steel stone grief
death's most foul callings

I am buried here
crushed hopes and life ebbing know
here I am dying

from the loosened edge
of her soggy bottom oozed
unspeakable stains

the bank has crumbled
and i fall flat on my face
inhaling the dirt

he tried to explain
the king snake was safe as his
screaming classmates fled

man wears t-shirt with
seat belt design to not have
to wear his seat belt

screams and laughter
in the tub waves lap 'oer rim
aquatic cherubs

on a bigger note
the whole beast of on line life
great e-barrier reef

thousands of phrases
enfolding over time build
The Great Haiku Reef

screams and laughter from
the loo... "It's backing up!!!"
effluent children