Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

pushy wind forces
its' way through crack and crevasse
and ignites the breath
Haiku # 46232, February 13, 2010 10:24 pm ET
by looks like Im smoking a cig
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
Haiku # 46231, February 13, 2010 10:18 pm ET
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
Haiku # 46230, February 13, 2010 7:00 pm ET
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
Haiku # 46229, February 13, 2010 6:19 pm ET
by the nature of suffering
st. valentine's day
massacre...heart cut wide/deep
left alone bleeding
Haiku # 46228, February 13, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by without a word she walked away
sex addiction the
itch that just can not be scratched
it is always there
Haiku # 46227, February 13, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by a little lower and to the right
rogue waves in Cali
surf swept spectators into
sea to join the fun
Haiku # 46226, February 13, 2010 4:08 pm ET
by next time I wear a wet suit of Half Moon Bay
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly pup
Haiku # 46225, February 13, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ellenville ny
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly lad
Haiku # 46224, February 13, 2010 12:44 pm ET
by was it bow wow or arf arf? of ellenville new york
how to move forward
when you're always looking in
the rearview mirror
Haiku # 46223, February 13, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by a valentines eve lament
her one true loves lined
up around the block just to catch a glimpse of her

Haiku # 46222, February 12, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by dedicated to karen p
turn leftways at night
one wall lacking visual noise
clear my head to dream
Haiku # 46221, February 12, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by liza
morose to morass
morbid to morphine to morgue
morphogenesis

....linguistic journey to the grave
Haiku # 46220, February 12, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
she was livid to
be called HEARTBREAKER but she
was exactly that
Haiku # 46219, February 12, 2010 8:00 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
if Love is so great
why do we "Fall" into it?
just doesn't seem right.
Haiku # 46218, February 12, 2010 2:23 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Cherry blossom snow
covering all around me
soft carpet of pink
Haiku # 46217, February 11, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
nature's white blanket
putting an end to commerce
stab it with shovels
Haiku # 46216, February 11, 2010 4:48 pm ET
by wretch weaver
I once loved someone
who professed the same yet in
the end loved LUST more
Haiku # 46215, February 11, 2010 11:40 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
the heart grows weary
distant horizons vanish
the sound of settling
Haiku # 46214, February 11, 2010 11:11 am ET
by vince
don't worry about
your problems let your problems
worry about you
Haiku # 46213, February 11, 2010 9:04 am ET
by a wise man once said
ISO fear-based
news to hang existential
angst upon...there's lots
Haiku # 46212, February 11, 2010 9:00 am ET
by stop...breathe...live
curious species
we are..fraught with oddities
even bizarre...FACT

top song involved with
karaoke killings????
Sinatra's "My Way"
Haiku # 46211, February 11, 2010 8:53 am ET
by My Way banned in Phillippines karaoke bars
So. just call me "DAD"
Was a name I invented
just for the "DAD" joke
Haiku # 46210, February 11, 2010 4:45 am ET
by He will not return.
just past it's reach I
gladly shovel the edge of
nor'easter's fury
Haiku # 46209, February 10, 2010 7:52 pm ET
by four inches beats two feet
Cold wind at my back
whips about furiously;
Warm beneath my coat
Haiku # 46208, February 10, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
your discernment's poor
like the kid who says "I shot
you dead. Stay down!!"

no matter how you
try you can't exert your WILL
to create feelings

that originate
from the inside out so please
stop shouting "You're dead!"
Haiku # 46207, February 10, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by For Anonymous supporter of DAD
"America never
learns" I'm just YOUR projection
and stereotype

you don't know me or
where I come or coming from
I'm outside the BOX

you've placed me in as
perhaps I placed you in one
so long ago...yes?
Haiku # 46206, February 10, 2010 11:53 am ET
by label me liberal conservative Dem Rep Ind neocon socialist pinko commie radical left radical right New World Order American or N
If you start a fight
As you clearly did! Agreed?
Here is not the place

One should not be surprised when others fight back
Haiku # 46205, February 10, 2010 10:35 am ET
by America never learns
Oooo! Got your pride hurt!
You want me to add some more
The list is endless!

America Nil World one
Haiku # 46204, February 10, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in east coast blizzard's
tight grip time to end foolish
haiku find substance
Haiku # 46203, February 10, 2010 10:27 am ET
by curl up and read a classic
America's reign
will crumble as the British
Empire did too

imperialism
colonialism we're not
so different are we?!
Haiku # 46202, February 10, 2010 10:20 am ET
by All things must pass
get historical
and hysterical leaves you
a blathering fool
Haiku # 46201, February 10, 2010 10:13 am ET
by stick with your infantile erotic fantasies
Brits v. progeny
we sprang from your loins then won
our freedom sorry...

DADDY!!
Haiku # 46200, February 10, 2010 10:09 am ET
by one war we won
I'll name just a few
Vietnam, Cambodia,
Korea, Iraq

The List go's on and on and on!
Haiku # 46199, February 10, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spelling and grammar
not your forte, eh? "Your right"
You're right no matter
Haiku # 46198, February 10, 2010 10:01 am ET
by flawed and scarred
The list is endless
We all know Americans
start fights but then lose

I'm with Dad on this one.
Haiku # 46197, February 10, 2010 9:59 am ET
by List is too long
how can anyone
lose in unreality
world it's in your mind
Haiku # 46196, February 10, 2010 9:57 am ET
by losing and humiliation in your mind
Your losing this fight
Your right! No competition
childish insults next?
Haiku # 46195, February 10, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Just call me "DAD"
You shouldn't pick fights
At least those you can not win.
It will end in tears

I'm with Dad on this one.
Haiku # 46194, February 10, 2010 9:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if Lance Armstrong rode
'gainst Team Tricycle there's no
competition here
Haiku # 46193, February 10, 2010 9:53 am ET
by now take your 3 wheeler and ride home
You don't like to lose
But you are! It's fun watching
Humiliation

I'm with Dad on this.
Haiku # 46192, February 10, 2010 9:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
schemesis Spelled wrong
Just thought you may like to know
Since you criticize
Haiku # 46191, February 10, 2010 9:45 am ET
by Just call me "DAD"
and every word
like a bandage bared reveals
emotional scars
Haiku # 46190, February 10, 2010 9:44 am ET
by in your case less is more
haiku on the LEFT
handle [by...] on RIGHT there's no
Yiddish haiku here
Haiku # 46189, February 10, 2010 9:40 am ET
by Reactions without thought
Haiku in Yiddish
Wow.A Jewish Haiku boy
Does your Mum know? Ah
Haiku # 46188, February 10, 2010 9:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
enemy outflanking
crumbling defenses retreat
not an option here
Haiku # 46187, February 10, 2010 9:24 am ET
by the good guys wore grey
in this fantasy
word-world haiku battles ebb and
flow sans consequence
Haiku # 46186, February 10, 2010 9:12 am ET
by nemesis schnemesis
sorry I stepped on
your dream to impregnate the
world 'lil stud muffin
Haiku # 46185, February 10, 2010 8:35 am ET
by I leave you to your wet dreams
'ere I was born he
spoke ENGLISH in a reckless
and banal manner

mummy cut him slack
because the Blitz made him daft
blame the concussions
Haiku # 46184, February 10, 2010 8:30 am ET
by concussed in the Battle of Britain
Battle of halfwit
We all need a Nemesis
So recognize yours

Im on Dads side.
Haiku # 46183, February 10, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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