Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Dave of Portland knows
heartache, pain and suffering.
Poor guy needs a friend.
Haiku # 46260, February 17, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by King Solomon
Tears fall from my eyes.
Wounded sounds escape from me.
Afterward, silence.
Haiku # 46259, February 17, 2010 8:17 pm ET
by Dave of Portland, OR
dissatisfaction:
catalyst or obstacle?
both are logical.
Haiku # 46258, February 17, 2010 4:52 pm ET
by liza
grateful to be non-
judgmental unlike most self-
righteous idiots
Haiku # 46257, February 17, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
Haiku # 46256, February 17, 2010 10:15 am ET
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
Haiku # 46255, February 16, 2010 9:49 am ET
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
Haiku # 46254, February 16, 2010 9:47 am ET
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
Haiku # 46253, February 16, 2010 8:35 am ET
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
Haiku # 46252, February 16, 2010 7:44 am ET
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
Haiku # 46251, February 15, 2010 7:40 pm ET
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
Haiku # 46250, February 15, 2010 10:24 am ET
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
Haiku # 46249, February 15, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
Haiku # 46248, February 15, 2010 9:37 am ET
by commands from the lower self
he amassed more wealth
than he could spend in lifetimes
it wasn't enough
Haiku # 46247, February 15, 2010 8:23 am ET
by driven to madness
greed driven wealth masked
the poverty consciousness
that lay within him
Haiku # 46246, February 15, 2010 8:19 am ET
by sickness of the soul
the separation
between God and Gold is far
greater than an "L"

Haiku # 46245, February 15, 2010 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Conquistadores
cry of "God Glory Gold" was
mainly about GOLD
Haiku # 46244, February 15, 2010 8:15 am ET
by living in a material world
finally employed
someone said i'm beautiful
twas a good day.
Haiku # 46243, February 15, 2010 2:13 am ET
by liza
A day full of love,
Candy and roses galore;
Someone kill me now
Haiku # 46242, February 14, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by St. Valentine
we wish to stone those
who robbed us of our money
dreams and innocence

at least the veneer
of innocence that masks the
beast's underbelly
Haiku # 46241, February 14, 2010 8:19 pm ET
by he "Madoff" with our $$$
The Golden Calf of
yore and bronze Bull on Wall Street
so tell me what's changed?
Haiku # 46240, February 14, 2010 8:11 pm ET
by Worshipping Gold more than God
Gullibility
wed Greed...divorced...then filed
Chapter Eleven
Haiku # 46239, February 14, 2010 8:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
inescapable
life's full of joy/suffering
so just ride the waves
Haiku # 46238, February 14, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by birth to death and in between
i've nothing to lose
or gain so i'll just sit here
watch the clouds go by
Haiku # 46237, February 14, 2010 4:54 pm ET
by wretch weaver
quality of life
spiraling down the crapper
I say "what the f**k!!"
Haiku # 46236, February 14, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by dreaming of yesteryear
gas pedal sticking
air bags deploy brakes don't work
ever recall this?
Haiku # 46235, February 14, 2010 12:37 pm ET
by calling quality control
five million pounds
of ecoli tainted meat
recalled in U.S.
Haiku # 46234, February 14, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by thats one helluva Whopper
going postal has
extended itself to the
ivory tower
Haiku # 46233, February 13, 2010 11:27 pm ET
by Phd prof denied tenure goes on shooting rampage
pushy wind forces
its' way through crack and crevasse
and ignites the breath
Haiku # 46232, February 13, 2010 10:24 pm ET
by looks like Im smoking a cig
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
Haiku # 46231, February 13, 2010 10:18 pm ET
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
Haiku # 46230, February 13, 2010 7:00 pm ET
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
Haiku # 46229, February 13, 2010 6:19 pm ET
by the nature of suffering
st. valentine's day
massacre...heart cut wide/deep
left alone bleeding
Haiku # 46228, February 13, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by without a word she walked away
sex addiction the
itch that just can not be scratched
it is always there
Haiku # 46227, February 13, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by a little lower and to the right
rogue waves in Cali
surf swept spectators into
sea to join the fun
Haiku # 46226, February 13, 2010 4:08 pm ET
by next time I wear a wet suit of Half Moon Bay
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly pup
Haiku # 46225, February 13, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ellenville ny
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly lad
Haiku # 46224, February 13, 2010 12:44 pm ET
by was it bow wow or arf arf? of ellenville new york
how to move forward
when you're always looking in
the rearview mirror
Haiku # 46223, February 13, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by a valentines eve lament
her one true loves lined
up around the block just to catch a glimpse of her

Haiku # 46222, February 12, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by dedicated to karen p
turn leftways at night
one wall lacking visual noise
clear my head to dream
Haiku # 46221, February 12, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by liza
morose to morass
morbid to morphine to morgue
morphogenesis

....linguistic journey to the grave
Haiku # 46220, February 12, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
she was livid to
be called HEARTBREAKER but she
was exactly that
Haiku # 46219, February 12, 2010 8:00 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
if Love is so great
why do we "Fall" into it?
just doesn't seem right.
Haiku # 46218, February 12, 2010 2:23 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Cherry blossom snow
covering all around me
soft carpet of pink
Haiku # 46217, February 11, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
nature's white blanket
putting an end to commerce
stab it with shovels
Haiku # 46216, February 11, 2010 4:48 pm ET
by wretch weaver
I once loved someone
who professed the same yet in
the end loved LUST more
Haiku # 46215, February 11, 2010 11:40 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
the heart grows weary
distant horizons vanish
the sound of settling
Haiku # 46214, February 11, 2010 11:11 am ET
by vince
don't worry about
your problems let your problems
worry about you
Haiku # 46213, February 11, 2010 9:04 am ET
by a wise man once said
ISO fear-based
news to hang existential
angst upon...there's lots
Haiku # 46212, February 11, 2010 9:00 am ET
by stop...breathe...live
curious species
we are..fraught with oddities
even bizarre...FACT

top song involved with
karaoke killings????
Sinatra's "My Way"
Haiku # 46211, February 11, 2010 8:53 am ET
by My Way banned in Phillippines karaoke bars
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