Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78012 Haiku later...
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
Haiku # 46256 February 17, 2010 10:15 am ET
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
Haiku # 46255 February 16, 2010 9:49 am ET
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
Haiku # 46254 February 16, 2010 9:47 am ET
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
Haiku # 46253 February 16, 2010 8:35 am ET
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
Haiku # 46252 February 16, 2010 7:44 am ET
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
Haiku # 46251 February 15, 2010 7:40 pm ET
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
Haiku # 46250 February 15, 2010 10:24 am ET
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
Haiku # 46249 February 15, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
Haiku # 46248 February 15, 2010 9:37 am ET
by commands from the lower self
he amassed more wealth
than he could spend in lifetimes
it wasn't enough
Haiku # 46247 February 15, 2010 8:23 am ET
by driven to madness
greed driven wealth masked
the poverty consciousness
that lay within him
Haiku # 46246 February 15, 2010 8:19 am ET
by sickness of the soul
the separation
between God and Gold is far
greater than an "L"

Haiku # 46245 February 15, 2010 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Conquistadores
cry of "God Glory Gold" was
mainly about GOLD
Haiku # 46244 February 15, 2010 8:15 am ET
by living in a material world
finally employed
someone said i'm beautiful
twas a good day.
Haiku # 46243 February 15, 2010 2:13 am ET
by liza
A day full of love,
Candy and roses galore;
Someone kill me now
Haiku # 46242 February 14, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by St. Valentine
we wish to stone those
who robbed us of our money
dreams and innocence

at least the veneer
of innocence that masks the
beast's underbelly
Haiku # 46241 February 14, 2010 8:19 pm ET
by he "Madoff" with our $$$
The Golden Calf of
yore and bronze Bull on Wall Street
so tell me what's changed?
Haiku # 46240 February 14, 2010 8:11 pm ET
by Worshipping Gold more than God
Gullibility
wed Greed...divorced...then filed
Chapter Eleven
Haiku # 46239 February 14, 2010 8:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
inescapable
life's full of joy/suffering
so just ride the waves
Haiku # 46238 February 14, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by birth to death and in between
i've nothing to lose
or gain so i'll just sit here
watch the clouds go by
Haiku # 46237 February 14, 2010 4:54 pm ET
by wretch weaver
quality of life
spiraling down the crapper
I say "what the f**k!!"
Haiku # 46236 February 14, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by dreaming of yesteryear
gas pedal sticking
air bags deploy brakes don't work
ever recall this?
Haiku # 46235 February 14, 2010 12:37 pm ET
by calling quality control
five million pounds
of ecoli tainted meat
recalled in U.S.
Haiku # 46234 February 14, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by thats one helluva Whopper
going postal has
extended itself to the
ivory tower
Haiku # 46233 February 13, 2010 11:27 pm ET
by Phd prof denied tenure goes on shooting rampage
pushy wind forces
its' way through crack and crevasse
and ignites the breath
Haiku # 46232 February 13, 2010 10:24 pm ET
by looks like Im smoking a cig
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
Haiku # 46231 February 13, 2010 10:18 pm ET
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
Haiku # 46230 February 13, 2010 7:00 pm ET
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
Haiku # 46229 February 13, 2010 6:19 pm ET
by the nature of suffering
st. valentine's day
massacre...heart cut wide/deep
left alone bleeding
Haiku # 46228 February 13, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by without a word she walked away
sex addiction the
itch that just can not be scratched
it is always there
Haiku # 46227 February 13, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by a little lower and to the right
rogue waves in Cali
surf swept spectators into
sea to join the fun
Haiku # 46226 February 13, 2010 4:08 pm ET
by next time I wear a wet suit of Half Moon Bay
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly pup
Haiku # 46225 February 13, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ellenville ny
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly lad
Haiku # 46224 February 13, 2010 12:44 pm ET
by was it bow wow or arf arf? of ellenville new york
how to move forward
when you're always looking in
the rearview mirror
Haiku # 46223 February 13, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by a valentines eve lament
her one true loves lined
up around the block just to catch a glimpse of her

Haiku # 46222 February 12, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by dedicated to karen p
turn leftways at night
one wall lacking visual noise
clear my head to dream
Haiku # 46221 February 12, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by liza
morose to morass
morbid to morphine to morgue
morphogenesis

....linguistic journey to the grave
Haiku # 46220 February 12, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
she was livid to
be called HEARTBREAKER but she
was exactly that
Haiku # 46219 February 12, 2010 8:00 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
if Love is so great
why do we "Fall" into it?
just doesn't seem right.
Haiku # 46218 February 12, 2010 2:23 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Cherry blossom snow
covering all around me
soft carpet of pink
Haiku # 46217 February 11, 2010 6:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
nature's white blanket
putting an end to commerce
stab it with shovels
Haiku # 46216 February 11, 2010 4:48 pm ET
by wretch weaver
I once loved someone
who professed the same yet in
the end loved LUST more
Haiku # 46215 February 11, 2010 11:40 am ET
by dedicated to karen p
the heart grows weary
distant horizons vanish
the sound of settling
Haiku # 46214 February 11, 2010 11:11 am ET
by vince
don't worry about
your problems let your problems
worry about you
Haiku # 46213 February 11, 2010 9:04 am ET
by a wise man once said
ISO fear-based
news to hang existential
angst upon...there's lots
Haiku # 46212 February 11, 2010 9:00 am ET
by stop...breathe...live
curious species
we are..fraught with oddities
even bizarre...FACT

top song involved with
karaoke killings????
Sinatra's "My Way"
Haiku # 46211 February 11, 2010 8:53 am ET
by My Way banned in Phillippines karaoke bars
So. just call me "DAD"
Was a name I invented
just for the "DAD" joke
Haiku # 46210 February 11, 2010 4:45 am ET
by He will not return.
just past it's reach I
gladly shovel the edge of
nor'easter's fury
Haiku # 46209 February 10, 2010 7:52 pm ET
by four inches beats two feet
Cold wind at my back
whips about furiously;
Warm beneath my coat
Haiku # 46208 February 10, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
your discernment's poor
like the kid who says "I shot
you dead. Stay down!!"

no matter how you
try you can't exert your WILL
to create feelings

that originate
from the inside out so please
stop shouting "You're dead!"
Haiku # 46207 February 10, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by For Anonymous supporter of DAD
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