Bernie threw friend in
the pool's deep end stole his clothes
ran away laughing
by Bernie Madoff the formative years
I can't stop writing.
I am the slave of Haiku.
Jesus, please help me.
by OCD
I ain't got nuthin'
I am not too creative.
But I am nekid.
by Gomer
Hanging is right out.
And beheading is no fun.
Let me die sleeping.
by Morbid Obsessions
Burned alive is bad.
Not much better than drowning.
Both ways frighten me.
by Bitting Fingernails
Drowning is no fun.
It is to be avoided.
Or you will be dead.
by Land Lubber
Dog saw man drowning.
Into the water it went.
Came out with a stick.
by Dumb Dog
Cat saw man drowning.
Into the kitchen it went.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
by Fancy Feast
Man saw dog drowning.
Into the water he went.
Dog lived, he did not.
by Dog Lover
HELL'S beauty pageants
dragqueens.children..fatsos..and
now landmine victims
by did I mention MISS KLINGON
MISS LANDMINE contest
disabled Cambodians
vied for the title
by I am not that sick to make this up
without heartache there's
no chance to get drunk on the
divine nectar...AMORE!
by gimme a swig from that bottle
feel your pain Dave from
Columbia Gorge to here
in Hudson Valley
by coast to coast heartache
Dave of Portland knows
heartache, pain and suffering.
Poor guy needs a friend.
by King Solomon
Tears fall from my eyes.
Wounded sounds escape from me.
Afterward, silence.
by Dave of Portland, OR
dissatisfaction:
catalyst or obstacle?
both are logical.
by liza
grateful to be non-
judgmental unlike most self-
righteous idiots
by Anonymous Poet
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
by commands from the lower self
he amassed more wealth
than he could spend in lifetimes
it wasn't enough
by driven to madness
greed driven wealth masked
the poverty consciousness
that lay within him
by sickness of the soul
the separation
between God and Gold is far
greater than an "L"
by Anonymous Poet
Conquistadores
cry of "God Glory Gold" was
mainly about GOLD
by living in a material world
finally employed
someone said i'm beautiful
twas a good day.
by liza
A day full of love,
Candy and roses galore;
Someone kill me now
by St. Valentine
we wish to stone those
who robbed us of our money
dreams and innocence
at least the veneer
of innocence that masks the
beast's underbelly
by he "Madoff" with our $$$
The Golden Calf of
yore and bronze Bull on Wall Street
so tell me what's changed?
by Worshipping Gold more than God
Gullibility
wed Greed...divorced...then filed
Chapter Eleven
by Anonymous Poet
inescapable
life's full of joy/suffering
so just ride the waves
by birth to death and in between
i've nothing to lose
or gain so i'll just sit here
watch the clouds go by
by wretch weaver
quality of life
spiraling down the crapper
I say "what the f**k!!"
by dreaming of yesteryear
gas pedal sticking
air bags deploy brakes don't work
ever recall this?
by calling quality control
five million pounds
of ecoli tainted meat
recalled in U.S.
by thats one helluva Whopper
going postal has
extended itself to the
ivory tower
by Phd prof denied tenure goes on shooting rampage
pushy wind forces
its' way through crack and crevasse
and ignites the breath
by looks like Im smoking a cig
there's so much killing
in this world that it makes me
want to kill someone
by what comes around goes around
moronic masses.
the world can't be in danger
"there's snow in texas"
by liza of a midwestern blackhole
could there be a day
when not one bomb nor bullet
nor knife took a life
by the nature of suffering
st. valentine's day
massacre...heart cut wide/deep
left alone bleeding
by without a word she walked away
sex addiction the
itch that just can not be scratched
it is always there
by a little lower and to the right
rogue waves in Cali
surf swept spectators into
sea to join the fun
by next time I wear a wet suit of Half Moon Bay
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly pup
by Anonymous Poet of ellenville ny
teen arrested for
barking like a dog at cops
disorderly lad
by was it bow wow or arf arf? of ellenville new york
