Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Hatred of the rich
exposes your jealousy.
Grow up, quit whining.
Haiku # 46283, February 18, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Not All Rich Are Bad
Madoff ripped you off.
All your eggs in one basket.
Too good to be true!
Haiku # 46282, February 18, 2010 11:17 am ET
by Diversify Next Time
Woe is just a thing
that makes us appreciate
the blissful good times
Haiku # 46281, February 18, 2010 11:09 am ET
by Balance-Moderation-Humility
time to end this "Woe
is We" riff and go out for
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 46280, February 18, 2010 10:27 am ET
by rail against the machine
if GREED can be found
in strands of our DNA
then we're truly f**ked
Haiku # 46279, February 18, 2010 10:23 am ET
by f**cked for a buck
when will we wake up
and realize that the game's
rigged we're the patsies!!
Haiku # 46278, February 18, 2010 10:18 am ET
by oppulence at our expense
should we show mercy
to merciless amoral
Wall St. greed mongers?
Haiku # 46277, February 18, 2010 10:13 am ET
by take your bonuses and run scum!!
In Hell Madoff will
be ass-f**ked by dildo-strapped
matrons he'd f**ked [robbed]
Haiku # 46276, February 18, 2010 10:08 am ET
by they use no lube in Hell
premediatated
schemers with wealth dreamers makes
for the Perfect Storm

HMS Ponzi
capsized by 100 foot waves
all passengers LOST
Haiku # 46275, February 18, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Capt. Madoff did not go down with ship
Madoff met Ponzi
as a young man and knew it
was a perfect match
Haiku # 46274, February 18, 2010 8:27 am ET
by schemer finds scheme
Bernie threw friend in
the pool's deep end stole his clothes
ran away laughing
Haiku # 46273, February 18, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Bernie Madoff the formative years
I can't stop writing.
I am the slave of Haiku.
Jesus, please help me.
Haiku # 46272, February 18, 2010 3:40 am ET
by OCD
I ain't got nuthin'
I am not too creative.
But I am nekid.
Haiku # 46271, February 18, 2010 3:37 am ET
by Gomer
Hanging is right out.
And beheading is no fun.
Let me die sleeping.
Haiku # 46270, February 18, 2010 3:32 am ET
by Morbid Obsessions
Burned alive is bad.
Not much better than drowning.
Both ways frighten me.
Haiku # 46269, February 18, 2010 3:28 am ET
by Bitting Fingernails
Drowning is no fun.
It is to be avoided.
Or you will be dead.
Haiku # 46268, February 18, 2010 3:22 am ET
by Land Lubber
Dog saw man drowning.
Into the water it went.
Came out with a stick.
Haiku # 46267, February 18, 2010 3:12 am ET
by Dumb Dog
Cat saw man drowning.
Into the kitchen it went.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Haiku # 46266, February 18, 2010 12:58 am ET
by Fancy Feast
Man saw dog drowning.
Into the water he went.
Dog lived, he did not.
Haiku # 46265, February 17, 2010 11:45 pm ET
by Dog Lover
HELL'S beauty pageants
dragqueens.children..fatsos..and
now landmine victims
Haiku # 46264, February 17, 2010 10:45 pm ET
by did I mention MISS KLINGON
MISS LANDMINE contest
disabled Cambodians
vied for the title
Haiku # 46263, February 17, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by I am not that sick to make this up
without heartache there's
no chance to get drunk on the
divine nectar...AMORE!
Haiku # 46262, February 17, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by gimme a swig from that bottle
feel your pain Dave from
Columbia Gorge to here
in Hudson Valley
Haiku # 46261, February 17, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by coast to coast heartache
Dave of Portland knows
heartache, pain and suffering.
Poor guy needs a friend.
Haiku # 46260, February 17, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by King Solomon
Tears fall from my eyes.
Wounded sounds escape from me.
Afterward, silence.
Haiku # 46259, February 17, 2010 8:17 pm ET
by Dave of Portland, OR
dissatisfaction:
catalyst or obstacle?
both are logical.
Haiku # 46258, February 17, 2010 4:52 pm ET
by liza
grateful to be non-
judgmental unlike most self-
righteous idiots
Haiku # 46257, February 17, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
Haiku # 46256, February 17, 2010 10:15 am ET
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
Haiku # 46255, February 16, 2010 9:49 am ET
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
Haiku # 46254, February 16, 2010 9:47 am ET
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
Haiku # 46253, February 16, 2010 8:35 am ET
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
Haiku # 46252, February 16, 2010 7:44 am ET
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
Haiku # 46251, February 15, 2010 7:40 pm ET
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
Haiku # 46250, February 15, 2010 10:24 am ET
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
Haiku # 46249, February 15, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
Haiku # 46248, February 15, 2010 9:37 am ET
by commands from the lower self
he amassed more wealth
than he could spend in lifetimes
it wasn't enough
Haiku # 46247, February 15, 2010 8:23 am ET
by driven to madness
greed driven wealth masked
the poverty consciousness
that lay within him
Haiku # 46246, February 15, 2010 8:19 am ET
by sickness of the soul
the separation
between God and Gold is far
greater than an "L"

Haiku # 46245, February 15, 2010 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Conquistadores
cry of "God Glory Gold" was
mainly about GOLD
Haiku # 46244, February 15, 2010 8:15 am ET
by living in a material world
finally employed
someone said i'm beautiful
twas a good day.
Haiku # 46243, February 15, 2010 2:13 am ET
by liza
A day full of love,
Candy and roses galore;
Someone kill me now
Haiku # 46242, February 14, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by St. Valentine
we wish to stone those
who robbed us of our money
dreams and innocence

at least the veneer
of innocence that masks the
beast's underbelly
Haiku # 46241, February 14, 2010 8:19 pm ET
by he "Madoff" with our $$$
The Golden Calf of
yore and bronze Bull on Wall Street
so tell me what's changed?
Haiku # 46240, February 14, 2010 8:11 pm ET
by Worshipping Gold more than God
Gullibility
wed Greed...divorced...then filed
Chapter Eleven
Haiku # 46239, February 14, 2010 8:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
inescapable
life's full of joy/suffering
so just ride the waves
Haiku # 46238, February 14, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by birth to death and in between
i've nothing to lose
or gain so i'll just sit here
watch the clouds go by
Haiku # 46237, February 14, 2010 4:54 pm ET
by wretch weaver
quality of life
spiraling down the crapper
I say "what the f**k!!"
Haiku # 46236, February 14, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by dreaming of yesteryear
gas pedal sticking
air bags deploy brakes don't work
ever recall this?
Haiku # 46235, February 14, 2010 12:37 pm ET
by calling quality control
five million pounds
of ecoli tainted meat
recalled in U.S.
Haiku # 46234, February 14, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by thats one helluva Whopper
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