Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
Wealth is not evil.
Humans are both good and bad.
Jealousy runs deep.
Haiku # 46297 February 18, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by Waaa it aint fair
My dad CEO
He gives many folks good jobs
He came from nothing
Haiku # 46296 February 18, 2010 8:29 pm ET
by Stop Whining, Get Busy of USA #1
Blind refutation
is not valid argument.
Just contradiction.
Haiku # 46295 February 18, 2010 8:20 pm ET
by Is so Natural Selection
"whining" from one who's
financially set is a
cry 'gainst injustice
Haiku # 46294 February 18, 2010 4:04 pm ET
by this is not Natural Selection
Golden Calf of yore
Bronze bull outside Wall St. you
tell me what has changed
Haiku # 46293 February 18, 2010 3:57 pm ET
by worshipping wealth over God
when you say "wolves" do
you mean Hitler Stalin Pol
Pot and Khmer Rouge

Haiku # 46292 February 18, 2010 3:54 pm ET
by Natural Selection & Evil are different
if Suffering's life's
natural outcome offer
compassion not greed
Haiku # 46291 February 18, 2010 3:43 pm ET
by life is hard enough
WE taxpayers bleed
anally from corporate
bonus dildo pricks
Haiku # 46290 February 18, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by paybacks gonna be a bitch
greedy pigs who scheme
to get rich outnumber non-
greedy rich by far
Haiku # 46289 February 18, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by pork bellies are way up
sorry, can't talk now
busy updating status
on my facebook page
Haiku # 46288 February 18, 2010 1:10 pm ET
by vince
patience---which is worse?
a tree full of ivy?
or a very bad haiku?
Haiku # 46287 February 18, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by magpiespirit of magpiespirit@gmail.com
A man who carries
his eggs, all in one basket
rarely becomes phat.
Haiku # 46286 February 18, 2010 11:49 am ET
by Phat is Better
If we don't protect
our elderly from the wolves
then don't blame the wolves.
Haiku # 46285 February 18, 2010 11:38 am ET
by Natural Selection
A con man relies
on the greed of foolish folks
who ignore warnings.
Haiku # 46284 February 18, 2010 11:34 am ET
by If it sounds too good to be true...
Hatred of the rich
exposes your jealousy.
Grow up, quit whining.
Haiku # 46283 February 18, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Not All Rich Are Bad
Madoff ripped you off.
All your eggs in one basket.
Too good to be true!
Haiku # 46282 February 18, 2010 11:17 am ET
by Diversify Next Time
Woe is just a thing
that makes us appreciate
the blissful good times
Haiku # 46281 February 18, 2010 11:09 am ET
by Balance-Moderation-Humility
time to end this "Woe
is We" riff and go out for
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 46280 February 18, 2010 10:27 am ET
by rail against the machine
if GREED can be found
in strands of our DNA
then we're truly f**ked
Haiku # 46279 February 18, 2010 10:23 am ET
by f**cked for a buck
when will we wake up
and realize that the game's
rigged we're the patsies!!
Haiku # 46278 February 18, 2010 10:18 am ET
by oppulence at our expense
should we show mercy
to merciless amoral
Wall St. greed mongers?
Haiku # 46277 February 18, 2010 10:13 am ET
by take your bonuses and run scum!!
In Hell Madoff will
be ass-f**ked by dildo-strapped
matrons he'd f**ked [robbed]
Haiku # 46276 February 18, 2010 10:08 am ET
by they use no lube in Hell
premediatated
schemers with wealth dreamers makes
for the Perfect Storm

HMS Ponzi
capsized by 100 foot waves
all passengers LOST
Haiku # 46275 February 18, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Capt. Madoff did not go down with ship
Madoff met Ponzi
as a young man and knew it
was a perfect match
Haiku # 46274 February 18, 2010 8:27 am ET
by schemer finds scheme
Bernie threw friend in
the pool's deep end stole his clothes
ran away laughing
Haiku # 46273 February 18, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Bernie Madoff the formative years
I can't stop writing.
I am the slave of Haiku.
Jesus, please help me.
Haiku # 46272 February 18, 2010 3:40 am ET
by OCD
I ain't got nuthin'
I am not too creative.
But I am nekid.
Haiku # 46271 February 18, 2010 3:37 am ET
by Gomer
Hanging is right out.
And beheading is no fun.
Let me die sleeping.
Haiku # 46270 February 18, 2010 3:32 am ET
by Morbid Obsessions
Burned alive is bad.
Not much better than drowning.
Both ways frighten me.
Haiku # 46269 February 18, 2010 3:28 am ET
by Bitting Fingernails
Drowning is no fun.
It is to be avoided.
Or you will be dead.
Haiku # 46268 February 18, 2010 3:22 am ET
by Land Lubber
Dog saw man drowning.
Into the water it went.
Came out with a stick.
Haiku # 46267 February 18, 2010 3:12 am ET
by Dumb Dog
Cat saw man drowning.
Into the kitchen it went.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Haiku # 46266 February 18, 2010 12:58 am ET
by Fancy Feast
Man saw dog drowning.
Into the water he went.
Dog lived, he did not.
Haiku # 46265 February 17, 2010 11:45 pm ET
by Dog Lover
HELL'S beauty pageants
dragqueens.children..fatsos..and
now landmine victims
Haiku # 46264 February 17, 2010 10:45 pm ET
by did I mention MISS KLINGON
MISS LANDMINE contest
disabled Cambodians
vied for the title
Haiku # 46263 February 17, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by I am not that sick to make this up
without heartache there's
no chance to get drunk on the
divine nectar...AMORE!
Haiku # 46262 February 17, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by gimme a swig from that bottle
feel your pain Dave from
Columbia Gorge to here
in Hudson Valley
Haiku # 46261 February 17, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by coast to coast heartache
Dave of Portland knows
heartache, pain and suffering.
Poor guy needs a friend.
Haiku # 46260 February 17, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by King Solomon
Tears fall from my eyes.
Wounded sounds escape from me.
Afterward, silence.
Haiku # 46259 February 17, 2010 8:17 pm ET
by Dave of Portland, OR
dissatisfaction:
catalyst or obstacle?
both are logical.
Haiku # 46258 February 17, 2010 4:52 pm ET
by liza
grateful to be non-
judgmental unlike most self-
righteous idiots
Haiku # 46257 February 17, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in some cultures what
I do is accepted as
normal behavior
Haiku # 46256 February 17, 2010 10:15 am ET
by dancing with goats
he shoveled as fast
as he could but still could not
stem the tide's rising
Haiku # 46255 February 16, 2010 9:49 am ET
by a tale told by an idiot
thirty-six of last
forty-two haikus are mine
get a life perhaps?
Haiku # 46254 February 16, 2010 9:47 am ET
by way too much time on my hands
stirrings of life in
Haikulandia after
nary a haiku
Haiku # 46253 February 16, 2010 8:35 am ET
by Haiku drought has ended
a grey scale morning
snowy branches, black cats & birds
living nostalgia
Haiku # 46252 February 16, 2010 7:44 am ET
by liza
Dust Bowl's barren fields
taste and breathe the gritty void
of life...move on West
Haiku # 46251 February 15, 2010 7:40 pm ET
by Okie movin on
haiku or senryu
in either case it's the same
goal LESS being MORE
Haiku # 46250 February 15, 2010 10:24 am ET
by bad haiku is senryu
INTER-BEING v.
SEPARATION forces that
unite or divide
Haiku # 46249 February 15, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ponzi schemes scams and
fraudulent deceptions of
the darkest umbrage
Haiku # 46248 February 15, 2010 9:37 am ET
by commands from the lower self