Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

how does one gain from
such empty gestures, hardcore
but empty the same
Haiku # 45855, January 6, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by YS
well one can't do much
about the hardcore asshole
just keep pressing on
Haiku # 45854, January 6, 2010 5:08 pm ET
by YS
it's winter, we're worn
out from holidays, real life
and the cold outside
Haiku # 45853, January 6, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by YS
i think you're going
to say loser to the wrong
person, and lose it all...
Haiku # 45852, January 6, 2010 5:04 pm ET
by YS
people get online
and talk trash, been there, done that
it's worthless, so in

the end the person
gets bored, grows up, passes on
kicks the bucket, shrugs
Haiku # 45851, January 6, 2010 5:02 pm ET
by VS
what's the matter dude
go head and fill the whole page
that's what losers do
Haiku # 45850, January 6, 2010 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe one who is
bored needs to get on the ox
and not look backwards

I grow weary of this
so i will be quiet for now
Haiku # 45849, January 6, 2010 2:45 pm ET
by YS
I prefer their work
dignified and of old age
than the childish games
Haiku # 45846, January 6, 2010 2:36 pm ET
by YS
to be relentless
and obcessed, this is the kind
that you are faced with
Haiku # 45844, January 6, 2010 1:57 pm ET
by YS
let us say then let
isolation come to you
and you have to think
Haiku # 45843, January 6, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by YS
the bully at last
becomes isolated for
he needs audience...
Haiku # 45842, January 6, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by YS
beating to death his
own ego for the sake of his
own ego insanity
Haiku # 45841, January 6, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by YS
scandalous fool thus
continues to scorn because
well, he's a fool
Haiku # 45840, January 6, 2010 1:48 pm ET
by YS
loser
Haiku # 45839, January 6, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brainless ego feeds
on all things, feeds like the beast
it is, psychopath

seeking stimulation
Haiku # 45838, January 6, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by YS
what does one say to
what is thoughtless, but a fool
scorns reproach, and come

to think of it now
everybody plays the fool
sometimes...
Haiku # 45837, January 6, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by YS
you suck in 2010
as you sucked in 2009
and will likely suck
.......................next year too
Haiku # 45836, January 6, 2010 12:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
frothy white-capped waves
teeming spray snow-like tribute
to yonder Fuji
Haiku # 45834, January 6, 2010 11:41 am ET
by master hokusai
dreaming of gay themes
zapooper and the wookie
get warped to the max
Haiku # 45833, January 5, 2010 11:52 pm ET
by wookie for you
super zapooper
those rings around uranus
aren't made of green cheese
Haiku # 45832, January 5, 2010 11:50 pm ET
by wookie for you
ascent into waves
we faced a descending wall
our watery death
Haiku # 45831, January 5, 2010 10:12 pm ET
by great waves of hokusai
Wanna write haikus
But my mind is in a blank:
Was Basho a nerd?
Haiku # 45830, January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Nawaz
what's the word of now
what's the world of today now?
what is tomorrow?
Haiku # 45829, January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by YS
oh wookie for you
your pulsating zapooper
it makes me chortle
Haiku # 45828, January 5, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by uranus
fearless seafarers
we ride great waves 'neath Fuji
white cap claws descend
Haiku # 45827, January 5, 2010 3:46 pm ET
by tribute to hokusai
the last word isn't
always the best nor does it
turn out to be it
Haiku # 45826, January 5, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
it repeats itself
gives time to distract the
tormented and damned

the lost souls that don't
want to change, just bend others
to their own sick wills
Haiku # 45825, January 5, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by YS
Nippress & Ash = lots of
StarWars themed gay sex!
Haiku # 45824, January 5, 2010 12:15 pm ET
by zapopy
a law unto one self
using others and feeling
no guilt for a dead

bottomless apetite
Haiku # 45823, January 5, 2010 11:11 am ET
by VS
so one can't conquer
real life so one has to try
and conquer peaceful

but guarded poets
who in the end have had zilch
of trolling poems
Haiku # 45822, January 5, 2010 11:10 am ET
by YS
water in motion
The Great Wave rising above
stoic Mt. Fuji
Haiku # 45821, January 5, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Haiku half-wit honors Hokusai
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I
dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45820, January 5, 2010 8:31 am ET
by take II
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45819, January 5, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Sumatra Mandehling french roast whole bean
God that is so good
Guatemalan Coffee beans
The taste is superb!

If you like Coffee you'll love these!
Haiku # 45818, January 5, 2010 7:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Ex coming today
She has not turned up again
That's why she is Ex!

At least she is reliable in being unreliable! LOL
Haiku # 45817, January 5, 2010 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
It's minus seven
Light is Chromatic again
Snow? Hmmm I wonder!
Haiku # 45816, January 5, 2010 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
with my zapooper
our star wars themed orgasms
go supernova
Haiku # 45815, January 5, 2010 3:29 am ET
by wookie for you
dearest zapoop-hole
thanks for the gay orgasms
you are the gayest
Haiku # 45814, January 5, 2010 3:21 am ET
by wookie for you
zapruder is gay
he doesn't like you to know
because he doesn't
Haiku # 45813, January 5, 2010 2:46 am ET
by wookie for you
you suck
Haiku # 45812, January 5, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fifty years later
yet the death dance remains 'neath
these plastic wrappings
Haiku # 45811, January 4, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by barnyard memories remembered
a friggin' wonder
I never took the axe to
stop all her yappin'
Haiku # 45810, January 4, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by barnyard matricide
stop your crying go
pluck 'em and clean 'em it's your
dinner treat it right
Haiku # 45809, January 4, 2010 10:20 pm ET
by barnyard directives
hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming
Haiku # 45808, January 4, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by barnyard boogie
leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
Haiku # 45807, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
Haiku # 45806, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
Haiku # 45802, January 4, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
Haiku # 45801, January 4, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
Haiku # 45800, January 4, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
Haiku # 45799, January 4, 2010 10:33 am ET
by Get A Life
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