Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
to be relentless
and obcessed, this is the kind
that you are faced with
Haiku # 45844 January 6, 2010 1:57 pm ET
by YS
let us say then let
isolation come to you
and you have to think
Haiku # 45843 January 6, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by YS
the bully at last
becomes isolated for
he needs audience...
Haiku # 45842 January 6, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by YS
beating to death his
own ego for the sake of his
own ego insanity
Haiku # 45841 January 6, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by YS
scandalous fool thus
continues to scorn because
well, he's a fool
Haiku # 45840 January 6, 2010 1:48 pm ET
by YS
loser
Haiku # 45839 January 6, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
brainless ego feeds
on all things, feeds like the beast
it is, psychopath

seeking stimulation
Haiku # 45838 January 6, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by YS
what does one say to
what is thoughtless, but a fool
scorns reproach, and come

to think of it now
everybody plays the fool
sometimes...
Haiku # 45837 January 6, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by YS
you suck in 2010
as you sucked in 2009
and will likely suck
.......................next year too
Haiku # 45836 January 6, 2010 12:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
frothy white-capped waves
teeming spray snow-like tribute
to yonder Fuji
Haiku # 45834 January 6, 2010 11:41 am ET
by master hokusai
dreaming of gay themes
zapooper and the wookie
get warped to the max
Haiku # 45833 January 5, 2010 11:52 pm ET
by wookie for you
super zapooper
those rings around uranus
aren't made of green cheese
Haiku # 45832 January 5, 2010 11:50 pm ET
by wookie for you
ascent into waves
we faced a descending wall
our watery death
Haiku # 45831 January 5, 2010 10:12 pm ET
by great waves of hokusai
Wanna write haikus
But my mind is in a blank:
Was Basho a nerd?
Haiku # 45830 January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Nawaz
what's the word of now
what's the world of today now?
what is tomorrow?
Haiku # 45829 January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by YS
oh wookie for you
your pulsating zapooper
it makes me chortle
Haiku # 45828 January 5, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by uranus
fearless seafarers
we ride great waves 'neath Fuji
white cap claws descend
Haiku # 45827 January 5, 2010 3:46 pm ET
by tribute to hokusai
the last word isn't
always the best nor does it
turn out to be it
Haiku # 45826 January 5, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
it repeats itself
gives time to distract the
tormented and damned

the lost souls that don't
want to change, just bend others
to their own sick wills
Haiku # 45825 January 5, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by YS
Nippress & Ash = lots of
StarWars themed gay sex!
Haiku # 45824 January 5, 2010 12:15 pm ET
by zapopy
a law unto one self
using others and feeling
no guilt for a dead

bottomless apetite
Haiku # 45823 January 5, 2010 11:11 am ET
by VS
so one can't conquer
real life so one has to try
and conquer peaceful

but guarded poets
who in the end have had zilch
of trolling poems
Haiku # 45822 January 5, 2010 11:10 am ET
by YS
water in motion
The Great Wave rising above
stoic Mt. Fuji
Haiku # 45821 January 5, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Haiku half-wit honors Hokusai
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I
dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45820 January 5, 2010 8:31 am ET
by take II
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45819 January 5, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Sumatra Mandehling french roast whole bean
God that is so good
Guatemalan Coffee beans
The taste is superb!

If you like Coffee you'll love these!
Haiku # 45818 January 5, 2010 7:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Ex coming today
She has not turned up again
That's why she is Ex!

At least she is reliable in being unreliable! LOL
Haiku # 45817 January 5, 2010 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
It's minus seven
Light is Chromatic again
Snow? Hmmm I wonder!
Haiku # 45816 January 5, 2010 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
with my zapooper
our star wars themed orgasms
go supernova
Haiku # 45815 January 5, 2010 3:29 am ET
by wookie for you
dearest zapoop-hole
thanks for the gay orgasms
you are the gayest
Haiku # 45814 January 5, 2010 3:21 am ET
by wookie for you
zapruder is gay
he doesn't like you to know
because he doesn't
Haiku # 45813 January 5, 2010 2:46 am ET
by wookie for you
you suck
Haiku # 45812 January 5, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fifty years later
yet the death dance remains 'neath
these plastic wrappings
Haiku # 45811 January 4, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by barnyard memories remembered
a friggin' wonder
I never took the axe to
stop all her yappin'
Haiku # 45810 January 4, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by barnyard matricide
stop your crying go
pluck 'em and clean 'em it's your
dinner treat it right
Haiku # 45809 January 4, 2010 10:20 pm ET
by barnyard directives
hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming
Haiku # 45808 January 4, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by barnyard boogie
leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
Haiku # 45807 January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
Haiku # 45806 January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
Haiku # 45802 January 4, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
Haiku # 45801 January 4, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
Haiku # 45800 January 4, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
Haiku # 45799 January 4, 2010 10:33 am ET
by Get A Life
hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions
Haiku # 45798 January 4, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls
Haiku # 45797 January 3, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing
Haiku # 45796 January 3, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus
Haiku # 45795 January 3, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by wookie for you
the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways
Haiku # 45794 January 3, 2010 4:28 pm ET
by YS
coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child
Haiku # 45793 January 3, 2010 4:25 pm ET
by next time drink the coke
love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh
Haiku # 45792 January 3, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by beach blanket rapture
fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos
Haiku # 45791 January 3, 2010 8:13 am ET
by wookie for you