Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
don't bother running
let happiness do the work
why get sad *and* tired
Haiku # 43231 January 5, 2009 6:47 am ET
by ash
so I just watched snails
and all about their love dots
they are both sexes!!
Haiku # 43230 January 5, 2009 2:39 am ET
by animal planet comics HAHAHA
The harder I strain
to create satisfaction
the further it flees.

The effort of the
pursuit steals the very thing
I am pursuing.
Haiku # 43229 January 5, 2009 1:46 am ET
by snail says to click here
and you my dear sir
are mine, soul, body and ear
we shall enjoy this
Haiku # 43228 January 5, 2009 1:23 am ET
by bs
um...ok...
Haiku # 43227 January 5, 2009 1:17 am ET
by bs
bewildered and he
wonders, why do they buy such
into illusions

read the fucking book by rick warren ok...
Haiku # 43226 January 5, 2009 1:10 am ET
by bs
For looks or money
Doesn't matter either way
You are mine for now
Haiku # 43225 January 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by moo
let the jokes fly and
let the pigs be in a poke
henry miller lives!
Haiku # 43224 January 4, 2009 3:50 pm ET
by bsd
It's a brand new year
But what has not changed is
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 43223 January 4, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earthly Possessions
gate is latched forever more
Craigslist is open
Haiku # 43222 January 4, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by Blue Sky
occurrance of it
interactive thank you
under narration
Haiku # 43221 January 4, 2009 12:22 am ET
by corruption
With so much music
in the world, I want to live
to hear all of it.
Haiku # 43220 January 3, 2009 10:17 pm ET
by snail
piece of dookie, and
another haiku about
dookie and the jets

they keep competing
over dookie, killing each
other over crap...

passive aggresive
coup de tat, any way to get
more and more dookie
Haiku # 43219 January 3, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
if that stuff is true
then you're just a piece of shit
and I'm not impressed
Haiku # 43218 January 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by ughhh888y uhyhuf otal let down dude
I chanced to look up
it was early but still late
mostly gone the sun
Haiku # 43217 January 3, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by Blue Sky
echoes of the past
and it's all like kraftwerk to
me, cheesy robots
Haiku # 43216 January 3, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
For diversity,
I experimented with
the music you linked.
Haiku # 43215 January 3, 2009 4:37 am ET
by snail likes to discover new styles
a sweet noise indeed
one cd I really want
some core grime movement
Haiku # 43214 January 3, 2009 2:29 am ET
by Give it all away
heart in the sea life
i swear I saw a turtle poop
in the beginning
Haiku # 43213 January 3, 2009 2:15 am ET
by sounds like and as I watched
renege on old ways
the future is calling out
whatever you choose
Haiku # 43212 January 3, 2009 2:03 am ET
by ash
I love this music
and open myself to take
in more of the sound.
Haiku # 43211 January 2, 2009 9:16 pm ET
by snail says to click here
oh my that was sweet
some things are unexpected
I'm "almost" surprised
Haiku # 43210 January 2, 2009 8:23 pm ET
by 8675309..
it is a long on
going thread of a travail
unravelling before my eyes
Haiku # 43209 January 2, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh, i enjoy his
mind and his ideas for he
is quite entertaining
Haiku # 43208 January 2, 2009 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Without Jim Cramer's
Prodding for me to buy stocks
I would be nothing
Haiku # 43207 January 2, 2009 5:13 pm ET
by moo of buy! buy! buy!
so what of jim
the j to the cramer and
what he says to you
Haiku # 43206 January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by bs
I wonder when bizz
becomes a pleasure and not
the pressure to throw

thyself off the tower
Haiku # 43205 January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Love your enemies"--
All I have are enemies
The law of business

Haiku # 43204 January 2, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by moo
well encouragement
is in the eye of the beholder
tactless and fruitless
Haiku # 43203 January 2, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wonderful, I like
darkness, hate, enemies...
makes my day you know

cheesy movies and a bit
of the old laxative the dead
idols of the rolex
Haiku # 43202 January 2, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, you wanna stop
the eye of the tiger, in
the other room there's a

ghost
Haiku # 43201 January 2, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no kidding, not only
that, but the beauty of
urine and bile
Haiku # 43200 January 2, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by bs
Today is awful
Darkness, enemies, and hate
And also some death
Haiku # 43199 January 2, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
beautiful today
sunshine, brisk air friends and love
some silliness too
Haiku # 43198 January 2, 2009 3:32 pm ET
by another dirty dog day
when the bread rises
you will punch it down again
it is just the yeast
Haiku # 43197 January 2, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by and you thought it was you
Please don't speak for God
You don't know his will but that
Never stops you folks
Haiku # 43196 January 2, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by moo
gnawing the raw meat
chunks ripped and torn in hunger
a low growl warns u
Haiku # 43195 January 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by burdens of beasts
it shall come to pass
that whosoever calls my name
will call me ..as such xoxox
Haiku # 43194 January 2, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by stupid bible whore
But that is the point--
I accumulate my toys
BECAUSE I will die
Haiku # 43193 January 2, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by moo of stupid bible whores
I was thinking he who
dies with the most toys
dies
Haiku # 43192 January 2, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hmm, stranger did you
forget johnny's cash and I
confront vanity
Haiku # 43191 January 2, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
Oh thank you Milton
You are so very learned
Cash is paradise
Haiku # 43190 January 2, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by moo of ayn rand died for you sins
this new calendar
same as the old calendar
this is not suitable
Haiku # 43189 January 2, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by Blue Sky
well some would rather
rule in hell than be up there
but it's already been said
Haiku # 43188 January 2, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by bs
World domination through poetry

Strange way to conquer
Ranting at fellow poets
I'm not sure it'll work
Haiku # 43187 January 2, 2009 6:15 am ET
by Another just for moo
Why do they hate me?
Low self-esteem and no respect
Recognise yourself?

Haiku # 43186 January 2, 2009 6:05 am ET
by Written especially for moo
some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow
Haiku # 43185 January 1, 2009 9:08 pm ET
by Blue Sky
once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
Haiku # 43184 January 1, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
Haiku # 43183 January 1, 2009 6:54 pm ET
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
Haiku # 43182 January 1, 2009 6:21 pm ET
by love you kiddos..xox