some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow

once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me

sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his

mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks

mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city

big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take

the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......

so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH

There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy

okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out

No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say

you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us

Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd

No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"

Sorry you're so unhappy Moo

it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me

BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!

she's a win win, hap-
py new year, old angst wine and
the bar is open

heh heh...what about
win win like the new years cuz
like sr covey say

it relies.......on...
princi...ples...

celebrate this time
letting go of the past days
to a new moment

I gather my toys
Symbols of my victories
Greed is always good

torn up tumbleweed
rubber wheels trample and smash
it longs for the fields..

There's no good or bad
There's only wins and losses
And I win a lot

Exploit the poor and
Their toil shall enrich you
All in a day's work

through the fog of
the unheated winter more
mud than snow, fight on

ears on the handset
endless umbilical line
your voice is missing

then the record stopped
for love, what of the meaning
oh your just jokin

Someone taught me shame,
but we can unlearn it all
together, my love.

crystal licks lollies
she said it takes about ten
licks to the center

Bubba makes cheap cars.
Dick Shelby sings bad haiku.
We hold our noses.

there's a higher cause
and people often think that
they are Kings but are

otherwise...these are
my last words to you, nothing
deep or, practical

now it's official
registered to own a gun
what were they thinking?

I am an evil "she"
well I have done containing
my fine mystery

that girl was so pissed
jealousy was obvious
as she smacked red lips

whatever you want..
human nuture implies things
driven from your thoughts

barracuda hook
shiny objects are just trickxxx
the sea gull ate it

mermaid to captain
heed the storm coming this way
the waves are quite large

'Bama and Shelby,
like a pile of bad haiku.
I step carefully.

go fark yourself for
nothing i say is worth the
blather of net sheep

another second
math and science equations
more time for nature

and besides ya know..
it is the sidekick that is
a serious TWIT

yoogi and booboo
now why are you offended???
you have a sidekick?

someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...

shrugs

Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.

go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...

such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state

most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude

I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.

I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized

the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light

eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku

I get so close to~
then my stomach turns and I
don't.. I am afraid

thunk, some say those words
in code and mean something else
or are right on spot

there is a safe place
where my wings set forth to fly
yes..thank you Jesus