Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...

shrugs
Haiku # 43144, December 29, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.
Haiku # 43143, December 29, 2008 4:17 pm ET
by snail
go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...

such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state
Haiku # 43142, December 29, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude
Haiku # 43141, December 29, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by the shows new dude needs to stop suckin your dck..it is sad
I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.
Haiku # 43140, December 29, 2008 3:09 pm ET
by snail
I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized

the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light

eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku
Haiku # 43139, December 29, 2008 11:10 am ET
by bs
I get so close to~
then my stomach turns and I
don't.. I am afraid
Haiku # 43138, December 28, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by looking at the ads
thunk, some say those words
in code and mean something else
or are right on spot
Haiku # 43137, December 28, 2008 8:26 pm ET
by bs
there is a safe place
where my wings set forth to fly
yes..thank you Jesus
Haiku # 43136, December 28, 2008 8:17 pm ET
by if it offends you..pretend you dont see it.
heh heh heh...ah no...
she said I am the worst man
in the world she of

course is a lesbo
with anger management harms
and no self willford...
Haiku # 43135, December 28, 2008 6:36 pm ET
by bs
we have a winner
of all the haikus thus far
that one makes me think
Haiku # 43134, December 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by oh..really
resentment was gen
x and gen x got dumb along
the way, lost track some
Haiku # 43133, December 28, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by bs
Sorry. Your style's close
Deep thoughtfull inteligent
Thought you were dee plee
Haiku # 43132, December 28, 2008 10:42 am ET
by William
we might squander our
days living in mistakes and
waking up with pigs

Haiku # 43130, December 27, 2008 11:24 pm ET
by bs
well that's a kind thought
but some aren't so kind because
they worship class, cash
Haiku # 43129, December 27, 2008 1:51 pm ET
by bs
no I'm not your fab
Dee Plee is who you wish for?
no.. that is not me..

Haiku # 43128, December 27, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by upi two are a delight to read though
some guy told me here
I was worthless but here I am
still writing haiku things
Haiku # 43127, December 27, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by bs
Hi. fabulosa is that you?
Have you found a need to write?
I have missed you so
Haiku # 43126, December 27, 2008 7:28 am ET
by William
love must be sincere
where is your social research
mine is in your church
Haiku # 43125, December 27, 2008 2:43 am ET
by william you are wonderful
well, whatever happens
it's a wonder why it does but
the world keeps spinning

old stevie wondered you know
Haiku # 43124, December 26, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by bs
Thanks. We have both been
praying for things to work out
if it is God's will.
Haiku # 43123, December 26, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by snail
what we wear on the
surface doesn't show the whole
picture of the soul
Haiku # 43122, December 26, 2008 2:30 pm ET
by bs
good luck to you snail
may it be for real in the
new year, go with God
Haiku # 43121, December 26, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by bs
footsteps on the ground
in the evening stumbles
from a few bock beers
Haiku # 43120, December 26, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs
risks for nothing bears
fruits to fibers consequence
mockery and grind
Haiku # 43119, December 26, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by bs
in the news madmen
bear the fruits when joy should be
the state of the norm
Haiku # 43118, December 26, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
old school hipsters with
the tragedy of the lost
frozen in book times
Haiku # 43117, December 26, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
He thinks I may be
his soulmate. From what I've seen,
the boy may be right.
Haiku # 43116, December 26, 2008 3:02 am ET
by snail
Oh cheesus I'm sorry
I have not been a good girl
My ass is unwashed
Haiku # 43115, December 25, 2008 6:41 am ET
by cheesusluvva of moomoo
I can fight and win
against clouds
but with an eclipse
hopes destroyed
Haiku # 43114, December 24, 2008 11:15 pm ET
by Cracker Jack of NYC
12 years
42 days
I've waited

new moon
new night
still waited

come out
return
I can wait no longer
Haiku # 43113, December 24, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by Lynnie of Hell
red water
cloudy waves
who knows?

there we are
there he is
come back

he knows
you know
so tell me
Haiku # 43112, December 24, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by Lynnie of Hell
waves crashing
thunder clapping
rain falling

blue sky
fly high
rainbow bloom

return home
back again
no game
Haiku # 43111, December 24, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by Lynnie of Hell
in fact I truly
am a loser and he is better
at everything, and

I deserve to do
this and that and snicker
and sound danged silly

i agree, but pride is
weakness magnified to
sit on a couch and

say get me another
beer...to lie, cheat steal...
child of the devil
Haiku # 43110, December 24, 2008 2:55 pm ET
by bs
so what if you're right?
I shouldn't do this, what then is
the answer provided?

tell me...
Haiku # 43109, December 24, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by bs
I have had a whole
parade of cowards that were
a distraction from...
Haiku # 43108, December 24, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
I would like to see
such people face to face and
I'll bet I do at

times... the stinger keeps
going...keeps stinging, till the cow
is a victim of it's own charge
Haiku # 43107, December 24, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by bs
my purpose is to
keep fighting and then wait for
a tormentor to

end up on the obit
page, with a caption that says
who they were and what

those who grow up might
fare a bit better in the long
run...keep fighting
Haiku # 43106, December 24, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by bs
so when one gains true
dominance over the self
then he is not blind
Haiku # 43105, December 24, 2008 2:49 pm ET
by bs
criminal minds like
to control everyone and
blame everyone for

their own failures in
life, and then control others
to forget their own

M. Scott Peck's People of the Lie, behind the bluster, there is great fear, and great self hatred
Haiku # 43104, December 24, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by bs
my purpose in life
is my own to consume those
who challenge me in

internet forums
what I should and should not do
beware telling those

you try to push, down
intimidate for your plans
and Satan's will flop up
Haiku # 43103, December 24, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
moving the candle
from this room to another
the moths are confused
Haiku # 43102, December 24, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by vince
Hey moo

Yet one more failure
Dominance over "What"? "Who"?
You must be simple?

"In the Head"
Haiku # 43101, December 24, 2008 5:34 am ET
by Get a life of moo
wrapping the presents
putting up decorations
christmas is much work
Haiku # 43100, December 23, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by jro90069 of los angeles
So have you found your
Purpose in life yet, bs?
It sure ain't writing
Haiku # 43099, December 23, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by moo
and people like to
be hecklers and all that like
little man syndrome
Haiku # 43098, December 23, 2008 10:45 pm ET
by bs
sometimes when he's mad
my cat thinks outside the box
what can I say then
Haiku # 43097, December 23, 2008 9:56 pm ET
by Lisa of Colorado
I come to this site
To establish dominance
Which isn't too hard
Haiku # 43096, December 23, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by moo
anais nin is
a name on a journal and
she's famous for it

oh, henri miller?
Haiku # 43095, December 23, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by bs
sun rose in my heart
if just for an illusion
the warmth..beautiful
Haiku # 43094, December 23, 2008 11:17 am ET
by no such thing as
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