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Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

wrapping the presents
putting up decorations
christmas is much work
Haiku # 43100, December 23, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by jro90069 of los angeles
So have you found your
Purpose in life yet, bs?
It sure ain't writing
Haiku # 43099, December 23, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by moo
and people like to
be hecklers and all that like
little man syndrome
Haiku # 43098, December 23, 2008 10:45 pm ET
by bs
sometimes when he's mad
my cat thinks outside the box
what can I say then
Haiku # 43097, December 23, 2008 9:56 pm ET
by Lisa of Colorado
I come to this site
To establish dominance
Which isn't too hard
Haiku # 43096, December 23, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by moo
anais nin is
a name on a journal and
she's famous for it

oh, henri miller?
Haiku # 43095, December 23, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by bs
sun rose in my heart
if just for an illusion
the warmth..beautiful
Haiku # 43094, December 23, 2008 11:17 am ET
by no such thing as
Page loads quite quickly
The title says 'sumbit', oops;
I think that's 'submit.'
Haiku # 43093, December 23, 2008 7:11 am ET
by Captain Obvious
Echoing whispers
Fragmented memories fade
Immortality.
Haiku # 43092, December 23, 2008 6:46 am ET
by Sareni
Once true, once secure,
What was mutual now lies-
Unrequited; dead.
Haiku # 43091, December 23, 2008 6:27 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Drops of moisture fall
Eloquent in their silence;
Their presence says all.
Haiku # 43090, December 23, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Images flash 'round,
Leathery wings flutter off;
Bats in cinemas.
Haiku # 43089, December 23, 2008 6:01 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
When comes the morning?
This canopy of darkness
No longer my path
Haiku # 43088, December 23, 2008 5:54 am ET
by Sareni
Swords flash, blood sprays wide,
His armor gleams in moonlight;
The Templar of Steel.
Haiku # 43087, December 23, 2008 5:53 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
we all fall down...common
not all of us get back up
that is a warrior
Haiku # 43086, December 23, 2008 5:51 am ET
by GC of US Of A
they said they knew rite
what they knew they did not know
to know what they didnt
Haiku # 43085, December 23, 2008 5:45 am ET
by gc of US Of A
There's a fly in this...
Soup, if you can call it that.
I want a refund.
Haiku # 43084, December 23, 2008 5:44 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
blackness out above
waiting for the light to show here
before we all fade...gone
Haiku # 43083, December 23, 2008 5:36 am ET
by GC of US Of A
She watches the shore
Emblazoned fury; Lust; Love
Midnight solitude.
Haiku # 43082, December 23, 2008 5:32 am ET
by Sareni
Beautiful in grace:
The movement of a swan's neck-
Irrevocable.
Haiku # 43081, December 23, 2008 5:26 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
A soft breeze lingers
Reminiscent of lost dreams
Free; Ecstatic peace.
Haiku # 43080, December 23, 2008 5:24 am ET
by Sareni
"Fetch me a drink" So!!
Zabadooey is back here
Using the name moo
Haiku # 43079, December 23, 2008 5:22 am ET
by watching you of Make one false slip and your off
Whistling, a man walks,
His footfalls are soft yet firm;
Then the arrow hits.
Haiku # 43078, December 23, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Tonight the waves crash
Incomprehensible; Blue
Made of diamonds
Haiku # 43077, December 23, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Sareni
In the green of fields
Small birds peck at smaller grain;
The scarecrow looks on.
Haiku # 43076, December 23, 2008 5:13 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll;
Which is quite silly.
Haiku # 43075, December 23, 2008 5:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
I would rather read
Anais Nin than Ayn Rand;
Any day-ve the week.
Haiku # 43074, December 23, 2008 5:07 am ET
by Liza Lot of objectivism is better represented in autobiography than in fiction. hands down.
Foreign matter floats
In my ear with squeaky wax
I think I'll shower
Haiku # 43073, December 23, 2008 5:06 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sinister frogs
Drown in swampy molasses
Death laughs in great glee
Haiku # 43072, December 23, 2008 4:58 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll
Haiku # 43071, December 23, 2008 4:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
read away..stoned thoughts
they make perfect common sence
like you must shit too
Haiku # 43070, December 23, 2008 2:46 am ET
by well duh
I would rather read
more Ana
Haiku # 43069, December 23, 2008 2:15 am ET
by Liza Lot of Pfft, Rand. Rand + Objectivism = Contradictio in terminis. The belief of objectivism is by far better expressed in the autobiog
it will take too long
I wonder if you're watching
I take off my bra
Haiku # 43068, December 22, 2008 8:04 pm ET
by in the bedroom
he sees her his sway
he wants his hands planted there
he wants the control
Haiku # 43067, December 22, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by bill
ants yelling timber
watch them scatter, oh but then
damn a chalk line drawn
Haiku # 43066, December 22, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cant go over it, cant go under it
more frosting is spread
this act is soothing to me
a sweet quick love fix
Haiku # 43065, December 22, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by classic
his seduction ran
i felt the surge inside me
blushed and coy i teased

the bathroom is where
the door closed i started to
play pretend with myself

his love inspired me
amazing rain drops fell down
the floor, a puddle was
Haiku # 43064, December 22, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by galoshes
in this life it is
not who you know, but rather
it's... WHOM you know
Haiku # 43063, December 22, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by check
ball getting bigger
I wondered how this could be
and then it hit me
Haiku # 43062, December 22, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by big balls
twiddle dee and dum
stood earnestly and then some
then they skipped away
Haiku # 43061, December 22, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by earnestly..ha
the savage was cut
needle and thread sewed it shut
then he played some more
Haiku # 43060, December 22, 2008 7:47 pm ET
by bloody party bum
sticks make up the dam
water keeps her pace with time
rocks compliment them
Haiku # 43059, December 22, 2008 7:45 pm ET
by the affair
he has worked so hard
it's fighting against him now
okay..just for him
Haiku # 43058, December 22, 2008 7:41 pm ET
by i will honor thee
his hands in the air
his palms shown a hue of red
swayed` imagined dance
Haiku # 43057, December 22, 2008 7:38 pm ET
by sweet
the plane's gonna blow
fear throught their legs an hearts ran
thank God they're safe
Haiku # 43056, December 22, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by garlic
excellence in taste
frosting spread on a cracker
home graham goodness
Haiku # 43055, December 22, 2008 7:35 pm ET
by what I really want
goodbye for the last
oil and water don't mix
end it with..say what??

ha..fifty eight ended that code

Haiku # 43054, December 22, 2008 7:13 pm ET
by personality
Are the rest of your
Cult members as annoying
As you? For fuck's sake
Haiku # 43053, December 22, 2008 6:35 pm ET
by moo
the more players we
have the stronger the life force
sir,do you believe?
Haiku # 43052, December 22, 2008 6:31 pm ET
by i get in trouble a lot
all games demand rules
some cheat to win and some don't
years of games indeed
Haiku # 43051, December 22, 2008 6:28 pm ET
by open the book and read the rules..play
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