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29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
When comes the morning?
This canopy of darkness
No longer my path
Haiku # 43088 December 23, 2008 5:54 am ET
by Sareni
Swords flash, blood sprays wide,
His armor gleams in moonlight;
The Templar of Steel.
Haiku # 43087 December 23, 2008 5:53 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
we all fall down...common
not all of us get back up
that is a warrior
Haiku # 43086 December 23, 2008 5:51 am ET
by GC of US Of A
they said they knew rite
what they knew they did not know
to know what they didnt
Haiku # 43085 December 23, 2008 5:45 am ET
by gc of US Of A
There's a fly in this...
Soup, if you can call it that.
I want a refund.
Haiku # 43084 December 23, 2008 5:44 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
blackness out above
waiting for the light to show here
before we all fade...gone
Haiku # 43083 December 23, 2008 5:36 am ET
by GC of US Of A
She watches the shore
Emblazoned fury; Lust; Love
Midnight solitude.
Haiku # 43082 December 23, 2008 5:32 am ET
by Sareni
Beautiful in grace:
The movement of a swan's neck-
Irrevocable.
Haiku # 43081 December 23, 2008 5:26 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
A soft breeze lingers
Reminiscent of lost dreams
Free; Ecstatic peace.
Haiku # 43080 December 23, 2008 5:24 am ET
by Sareni
"Fetch me a drink" So!!
Zabadooey is back here
Using the name moo
Haiku # 43079 December 23, 2008 5:22 am ET
by watching you of Make one false slip and your off
Whistling, a man walks,
His footfalls are soft yet firm;
Then the arrow hits.
Haiku # 43078 December 23, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Tonight the waves crash
Incomprehensible; Blue
Made of diamonds
Haiku # 43077 December 23, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Sareni
In the green of fields
Small birds peck at smaller grain;
The scarecrow looks on.
Haiku # 43076 December 23, 2008 5:13 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll;
Which is quite silly.
Haiku # 43075 December 23, 2008 5:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
I would rather read
Anais Nin than Ayn Rand;
Any day-ve the week.
Haiku # 43074 December 23, 2008 5:07 am ET
by Liza Lot of objectivism is better represented in autobiography than in fiction. hands down.
Foreign matter floats
In my ear with squeaky wax
I think I'll shower
Haiku # 43073 December 23, 2008 5:06 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sinister frogs
Drown in swampy molasses
Death laughs in great glee
Haiku # 43072 December 23, 2008 4:58 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll
Haiku # 43071 December 23, 2008 4:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
read away..stoned thoughts
they make perfect common sence
like you must shit too
Haiku # 43070 December 23, 2008 2:46 am ET
by well duh
I would rather read
more Ana
Haiku # 43069 December 23, 2008 2:15 am ET
by Liza Lot of Pfft, Rand. Rand + Objectivism = Contradictio in terminis. The belief of objectivism is by far better expressed in the autobiog
it will take too long
I wonder if you're watching
I take off my bra
Haiku # 43068 December 22, 2008 8:04 pm ET
by in the bedroom
he sees her his sway
he wants his hands planted there
he wants the control
Haiku # 43067 December 22, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by bill
ants yelling timber
watch them scatter, oh but then
damn a chalk line drawn
Haiku # 43066 December 22, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cant go over it, cant go under it
more frosting is spread
this act is soothing to me
a sweet quick love fix
Haiku # 43065 December 22, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by classic
his seduction ran
i felt the surge inside me
blushed and coy i teased

the bathroom is where
the door closed i started to
play pretend with myself

his love inspired me
amazing rain drops fell down
the floor, a puddle was
Haiku # 43064 December 22, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by galoshes
in this life it is
not who you know, but rather
it's... WHOM you know
Haiku # 43063 December 22, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by check
ball getting bigger
I wondered how this could be
and then it hit me
Haiku # 43062 December 22, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by big balls
twiddle dee and dum
stood earnestly and then some
then they skipped away
Haiku # 43061 December 22, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by earnestly..ha
the savage was cut
needle and thread sewed it shut
then he played some more
Haiku # 43060 December 22, 2008 7:47 pm ET
by bloody party bum
sticks make up the dam
water keeps her pace with time
rocks compliment them
Haiku # 43059 December 22, 2008 7:45 pm ET
by the affair
he has worked so hard
it's fighting against him now
okay..just for him
Haiku # 43058 December 22, 2008 7:41 pm ET
by i will honor thee
his hands in the air
his palms shown a hue of red
swayed` imagined dance
Haiku # 43057 December 22, 2008 7:38 pm ET
by sweet
the plane's gonna blow
fear throught their legs an hearts ran
thank God they're safe
Haiku # 43056 December 22, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by garlic
excellence in taste
frosting spread on a cracker
home graham goodness
Haiku # 43055 December 22, 2008 7:35 pm ET
by what I really want
goodbye for the last
oil and water don't mix
end it with..say what??

ha..fifty eight ended that code

Haiku # 43054 December 22, 2008 7:13 pm ET
by personality
Are the rest of your
Cult members as annoying
As you? For fuck's sake
Haiku # 43053 December 22, 2008 6:35 pm ET
by moo
the more players we
have the stronger the life force
sir,do you believe?
Haiku # 43052 December 22, 2008 6:31 pm ET
by i get in trouble a lot
all games demand rules
some cheat to win and some don't
years of games indeed
Haiku # 43051 December 22, 2008 6:28 pm ET
by open the book and read the rules..play
endless on and on
they get tired I think then move
on to something else
Haiku # 43050 December 22, 2008 6:24 pm ET
by bs
ayn rand and rick warren
shared a vision about life
both born in February

the whole ball of wax
so was Reagan
Haiku # 43049 December 22, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by bs
so is Oprah a failure
by your standards or, because
she touched on something

not male, male version
of "success" the dick fuck my
so and so up the ass

form of capitalism
and why the hell is
she so rich?


so what purpose drives your life
Haiku # 43048 December 22, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by bs
ah, that's just an
excuse for a lazy fuck
who spends his time

insulting strangers on
haiku websites...
Haiku # 43047 December 22, 2008 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I hear that guy is
The new Jim Jones or something
Enjoy your kool aid
Haiku # 43046 December 22, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by moo
Was that an Oprah's
Book Club selection? If so
I cannot read it
Haiku # 43045 December 22, 2008 6:15 pm ET
by moo
to piece de la resistance
I live for self, I die for self
and die, just, die
Haiku # 43044 December 22, 2008 6:14 pm ET
by bs
read Rick Warren's a Purpose Driven Life
Haiku # 43043 December 22, 2008 6:12 pm ET
by bs
if you are who I
think you are, then I've known
about you for months...
Haiku # 43042 December 22, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by bs
hold on, I got a call
line one...ok ok ok...fine
leave this guy alone

let "God" handle him...
thanks for the Ayn Rand tips
so long
Haiku # 43040 December 22, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by bs
I bet you're real tough
Playing pacman in your mom's
Basement where you live
Haiku # 43039 December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by moo
ah, I don't think
I care much about this
sort of thing
Haiku # 43038 December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by bs
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