Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

Tonight the waves crash
Incomprehensible; Blue
Made of diamonds
Haiku # 43077, December 23, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Sareni
In the green of fields
Small birds peck at smaller grain;
The scarecrow looks on.
Haiku # 43076, December 23, 2008 5:13 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll;
Which is quite silly.
Haiku # 43075, December 23, 2008 5:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
I would rather read
Anais Nin than Ayn Rand;
Any day-ve the week.
Haiku # 43074, December 23, 2008 5:07 am ET
by Liza Lot of objectivism is better represented in autobiography than in fiction. hands down.
Foreign matter floats
In my ear with squeaky wax
I think I'll shower
Haiku # 43073, December 23, 2008 5:06 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sinister frogs
Drown in swampy molasses
Death laughs in great glee
Haiku # 43072, December 23, 2008 4:58 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
Where sound meets no ear,
Days gather 'round the lost scroll
Haiku # 43071, December 23, 2008 4:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
read away..stoned thoughts
they make perfect common sence
like you must shit too
Haiku # 43070, December 23, 2008 2:46 am ET
by well duh
I would rather read
more Ana
Haiku # 43069, December 23, 2008 2:15 am ET
by Liza Lot of Pfft, Rand. Rand + Objectivism = Contradictio in terminis. The belief of objectivism is by far better expressed in the autobiog
it will take too long
I wonder if you're watching
I take off my bra
Haiku # 43068, December 22, 2008 8:04 pm ET
by in the bedroom
he sees her his sway
he wants his hands planted there
he wants the control
Haiku # 43067, December 22, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by bill
ants yelling timber
watch them scatter, oh but then
damn a chalk line drawn
Haiku # 43066, December 22, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cant go over it, cant go under it
more frosting is spread
this act is soothing to me
a sweet quick love fix
Haiku # 43065, December 22, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by classic
his seduction ran
i felt the surge inside me
blushed and coy i teased

the bathroom is where
the door closed i started to
play pretend with myself

his love inspired me
amazing rain drops fell down
the floor, a puddle was
Haiku # 43064, December 22, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by galoshes
in this life it is
not who you know, but rather
it's... WHOM you know
Haiku # 43063, December 22, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by check
ball getting bigger
I wondered how this could be
and then it hit me
Haiku # 43062, December 22, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by big balls
twiddle dee and dum
stood earnestly and then some
then they skipped away
Haiku # 43061, December 22, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by earnestly..ha
the savage was cut
needle and thread sewed it shut
then he played some more
Haiku # 43060, December 22, 2008 7:47 pm ET
by bloody party bum
sticks make up the dam
water keeps her pace with time
rocks compliment them
Haiku # 43059, December 22, 2008 7:45 pm ET
by the affair
he has worked so hard
it's fighting against him now
okay..just for him
Haiku # 43058, December 22, 2008 7:41 pm ET
by i will honor thee
his hands in the air
his palms shown a hue of red
swayed` imagined dance
Haiku # 43057, December 22, 2008 7:38 pm ET
by sweet
the plane's gonna blow
fear throught their legs an hearts ran
thank God they're safe
Haiku # 43056, December 22, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by garlic
excellence in taste
frosting spread on a cracker
home graham goodness
Haiku # 43055, December 22, 2008 7:35 pm ET
by what I really want
goodbye for the last
oil and water don't mix
end it with..say what??

ha..fifty eight ended that code

Haiku # 43054, December 22, 2008 7:13 pm ET
by personality
Are the rest of your
Cult members as annoying
As you? For fuck's sake
Haiku # 43053, December 22, 2008 6:35 pm ET
by moo
the more players we
have the stronger the life force
sir,do you believe?
Haiku # 43052, December 22, 2008 6:31 pm ET
by i get in trouble a lot
all games demand rules
some cheat to win and some don't
years of games indeed
Haiku # 43051, December 22, 2008 6:28 pm ET
by open the book and read the rules..play
endless on and on
they get tired I think then move
on to something else
Haiku # 43050, December 22, 2008 6:24 pm ET
by bs
ayn rand and rick warren
shared a vision about life
both born in February

the whole ball of wax
so was Reagan
Haiku # 43049, December 22, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by bs
so is Oprah a failure
by your standards or, because
she touched on something

not male, male version
of "success" the dick fuck my
so and so up the ass

form of capitalism
and why the hell is
she so rich?


so what purpose drives your life
Haiku # 43048, December 22, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by bs
ah, that's just an
excuse for a lazy fuck
who spends his time

insulting strangers on
haiku websites...
Haiku # 43047, December 22, 2008 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I hear that guy is
The new Jim Jones or something
Enjoy your kool aid
Haiku # 43046, December 22, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by moo
Was that an Oprah's
Book Club selection? If so
I cannot read it
Haiku # 43045, December 22, 2008 6:15 pm ET
by moo
to piece de la resistance
I live for self, I die for self
and die, just, die
Haiku # 43044, December 22, 2008 6:14 pm ET
by bs
read Rick Warren's a Purpose Driven Life
Haiku # 43043, December 22, 2008 6:12 pm ET
by bs
if you are who I
think you are, then I've known
about you for months...
Haiku # 43042, December 22, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by bs
hold on, I got a call
line one...ok ok ok...fine
leave this guy alone

let "God" handle him...
thanks for the Ayn Rand tips
so long
Haiku # 43040, December 22, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by bs
I bet you're real tough
Playing pacman in your mom's
Basement where you live
Haiku # 43039, December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by moo
ah, I don't think
I care much about this
sort of thing
Haiku # 43038, December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by bs
not private at all
rewind and forward the reel
you do you did..so
Haiku # 43037, December 22, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by lick it up
well to be honest
I'd like to empty a can
of whoop ass on

the moo guy for real
over a chatroom, as funny
as he thinks it is

a broken nose and a visit
to the hospital might not
be so funny

what's pathetic is I think
he'd be more worried
about the bill
Haiku # 43036, December 22, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by bs
Well, my strong sense of
Superiority is
Affirmed when I'm here
Haiku # 43035, December 22, 2008 5:53 pm ET
by moo of so yes, I win
I talk, he boots and
I fuck his unsatisfied wife
life is a joke played

on me, and all of
you, and I know this, loser
is the one who worships

mammon, like spam
only, not really god, not
quite enough to time
Haiku # 43034, December 22, 2008 5:53 pm ET
by bs
perception is good
again visit the concept
like a half filled glass
Haiku # 43033, December 22, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by or emptied..
well, I wish I could
reach through the computer
and break someone's nose

but I guess I have
to settle for pac man fever
and my own private laugh
Haiku # 43032, December 22, 2008 5:51 pm ET
by bs
pieces and specs of
mushed mashed and electroded
she cries you laugh..and
Haiku # 43031, December 22, 2008 5:50 pm ET
by shes you and the little old dirty lady too
ah, but if i am
happy, even though you insult me
do you win anything?
Haiku # 43030, December 22, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by bs
bigcityslider
makes beef the way I like it
pounded and grounded
Haiku # 43029, December 22, 2008 5:48 pm ET
by virginvenusvaginaflower
No, the bait is god
And the catch is dumbfucks like
BS, god bless him
Haiku # 43028, December 22, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by moo
I know, but the whole
idea is a good work out in the end
and I will be published :)
Haiku # 43027, December 22, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by bs
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