his seduction ran
i felt the surge inside me
blushed and coy i teased

the bathroom is where
the door closed i started to
play pretend with myself

his love inspired me
amazing rain drops fell down
the floor, a puddle was

in this life it is
not who you know, but rather
it's... WHOM you know

ball getting bigger
I wondered how this could be
and then it hit me

twiddle dee and dum
stood earnestly and then some
then they skipped away

the savage was cut
needle and thread sewed it shut
then he played some more

sticks make up the dam
water keeps her pace with time
rocks compliment them

he has worked so hard
it's fighting against him now
okay..just for him

his hands in the air
his palms shown a hue of red
swayed` imagined dance

the plane's gonna blow
fear throught their legs an hearts ran
thank God they're safe

excellence in taste
frosting spread on a cracker
home graham goodness

goodbye for the last
oil and water don't mix
end it with..say what??

ha..fifty eight ended that code

Are the rest of your
Cult members as annoying
As you? For fuck's sake

the more players we
have the stronger the life force
sir,do you believe?

all games demand rules
some cheat to win and some don't
years of games indeed

endless on and on
they get tired I think then move
on to something else

ayn rand and rick warren
shared a vision about life
both born in February

the whole ball of wax
so was Reagan

so is Oprah a failure
by your standards or, because
she touched on something

not male, male version
of "success" the dick fuck my
so and so up the ass

form of capitalism
and why the hell is
she so rich?


so what purpose drives your life

ah, that's just an
excuse for a lazy fuck
who spends his time

insulting strangers on
haiku websites...

I hear that guy is
The new Jim Jones or something
Enjoy your kool aid

Was that an Oprah's
Book Club selection? If so
I cannot read it

to piece de la resistance
I live for self, I die for self
and die, just, die

read Rick Warren's a Purpose Driven Life

if you are who I
think you are, then I've known
about you for months...

hold on, I got a call
line one...ok ok ok...fine
leave this guy alone

let "God" handle him...
thanks for the Ayn Rand tips
so long

I bet you're real tough
Playing pacman in your mom's
Basement where you live

ah, I don't think
I care much about this
sort of thing

not private at all
rewind and forward the reel
you do you did..so

well to be honest
I'd like to empty a can
of whoop ass on

the moo guy for real
over a chatroom, as funny
as he thinks it is

a broken nose and a visit
to the hospital might not
be so funny

what's pathetic is I think
he'd be more worried
about the bill

Well, my strong sense of
Superiority is
Affirmed when I'm here

I talk, he boots and
I fuck his unsatisfied wife
life is a joke played

on me, and all of
you, and I know this, loser
is the one who worships

mammon, like spam
only, not really god, not
quite enough to time

perception is good
again visit the concept
like a half filled glass

well, I wish I could
reach through the computer
and break someone's nose

but I guess I have
to settle for pac man fever
and my own private laugh

pieces and specs of
mushed mashed and electroded
she cries you laugh..and

ah, but if i am
happy, even though you insult me
do you win anything?

bigcityslider
makes beef the way I like it
pounded and grounded

No, the bait is god
And the catch is dumbfucks like
BS, god bless him

I know, but the whole
idea is a good work out in the end
and I will be published :)

I wonder if Kirk
could beat Picard in a game
of checkers, to boot

and to moo...pinko?
yes, I will have your cow flesh
rare, with onions, a1 and some
malbec

yummy

baits are so smelly
subhuman nods and smiles
alien fish laughs

and thirsty she goes
without a clue to the why
then the camel pee'd

You believe that god
Will reward your laziness
Well, good luck with that

I wouldn't oversimplify
ayn rand and I liked reagan
doesn't mean I have

to bow before some
cowflop calling itself the
genuine article

I believe, so I win

pretty good movie
i could actually watch it
a few more times..KAHN

swooshes relentless
cement blocks held fast and tight
water in the lungs

the ruins of warfare
or conflict or what have you
have not, and want not

oh my dear freddie
you see what the hell is up
it goes on and on

You pinko hippie
Full of ideology
But can't do a thing

There you go again
it's so fast and furious
what is it really?

the work is delicious
the means in itself and the fruits
for idiots like you

but for more deserving
people of means and tastes
and fashioned senses...

fashion senseless...
fashion sense...sense when
was fashion a sense

the core is delicious
for it is the heart of the artichoke
and all no spiney leaves...