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27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

read Rick Warren's a Purpose Driven Life
Haiku # 43043, December 22, 2008 6:12 pm ET
by bs
if you are who I
think you are, then I've known
about you for months...
Haiku # 43042, December 22, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by bs
hold on, I got a call
line one...ok ok ok...fine
leave this guy alone

let "God" handle him...
thanks for the Ayn Rand tips
so long
Haiku # 43040, December 22, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by bs
I bet you're real tough
Playing pacman in your mom's
Basement where you live
Haiku # 43039, December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by moo
ah, I don't think
I care much about this
sort of thing
Haiku # 43038, December 22, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by bs
not private at all
rewind and forward the reel
you do you did..so
Haiku # 43037, December 22, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by lick it up
well to be honest
I'd like to empty a can
of whoop ass on

the moo guy for real
over a chatroom, as funny
as he thinks it is

a broken nose and a visit
to the hospital might not
be so funny

what's pathetic is I think
he'd be more worried
about the bill
Haiku # 43036, December 22, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by bs
Well, my strong sense of
Superiority is
Affirmed when I'm here
Haiku # 43035, December 22, 2008 5:53 pm ET
by moo of so yes, I win
I talk, he boots and
I fuck his unsatisfied wife
life is a joke played

on me, and all of
you, and I know this, loser
is the one who worships

mammon, like spam
only, not really god, not
quite enough to time
Haiku # 43034, December 22, 2008 5:53 pm ET
by bs
perception is good
again visit the concept
like a half filled glass
Haiku # 43033, December 22, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by or emptied..
well, I wish I could
reach through the computer
and break someone's nose

but I guess I have
to settle for pac man fever
and my own private laugh
Haiku # 43032, December 22, 2008 5:51 pm ET
by bs
pieces and specs of
mushed mashed and electroded
she cries you laugh..and
Haiku # 43031, December 22, 2008 5:50 pm ET
by shes you and the little old dirty lady too
ah, but if i am
happy, even though you insult me
do you win anything?
Haiku # 43030, December 22, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by bs
bigcityslider
makes beef the way I like it
pounded and grounded
Haiku # 43029, December 22, 2008 5:48 pm ET
by virginvenusvaginaflower
No, the bait is god
And the catch is dumbfucks like
BS, god bless him
Haiku # 43028, December 22, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by moo
I know, but the whole
idea is a good work out in the end
and I will be published :)
Haiku # 43027, December 22, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by bs
I wonder if Kirk
could beat Picard in a game
of checkers, to boot

and to moo...pinko?
yes, I will have your cow flesh
rare, with onions, a1 and some
malbec

yummy
Haiku # 43026, December 22, 2008 5:46 pm ET
by bs
baits are so smelly
subhuman nods and smiles
alien fish laughs
Haiku # 43025, December 22, 2008 5:46 pm ET
by close encounters
and thirsty she goes
without a clue to the why
then the camel pee'd
Haiku # 43024, December 22, 2008 5:44 pm ET
by what say you
You believe that god
Will reward your laziness
Well, good luck with that
Haiku # 43023, December 22, 2008 5:44 pm ET
by moo of stupid bible bangers
I wouldn't oversimplify
ayn rand and I liked reagan
doesn't mean I have

to bow before some
cowflop calling itself the
genuine article

I believe, so I win
Haiku # 43022, December 22, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by bs
pretty good movie
i could actually watch it
a few more times..KAHN
Haiku # 43021, December 22, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by mongol
swooshes relentless
cement blocks held fast and tight
water in the lungs
Haiku # 43020, December 22, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by grbgrbgrbgrbgr b b g
the ruins of warfare
or conflict or what have you
have not, and want not
Haiku # 43019, December 22, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by bs
oh my dear freddie
you see what the hell is up
it goes on and on
Haiku # 43018, December 22, 2008 5:38 pm ET
by so you never met you couldn t..
You pinko hippie
Full of ideology
But can't do a thing
Haiku # 43017, December 22, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by moo
There you go again
it's so fast and furious
what is it really?
Haiku # 43016, December 22, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by ready set.. ~om~ not really keep going
the work is delicious
the means in itself and the fruits
for idiots like you

but for more deserving
people of means and tastes
and fashioned senses...

fashion senseless...
fashion sense...sense when
was fashion a sense
Haiku # 43015, December 22, 2008 5:30 pm ET
by bs
the core is delicious
for it is the heart of the artichoke
and all no spiney leaves...
Haiku # 43014, December 22, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by bs
you're just another Democrat
playing the game you were born
to crash and burn at

making up lies to bolster
something you are not
now go be something other

than rand...
Haiku # 43013, December 22, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by bs
aren't you leaving? aren't
you wasting time on a loser?
go, get the fuck out

of my loser face
and let me get back to
my busy losing schedule

asshole dimwit, go
buy some stocks or mutual funds
or play golf or whatever

it is pseudo-Republicans
do on all their days off
crossdress? closet philathropist?
Haiku # 43012, December 22, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by bs
I eat the fruit and
the core, love is given and
I will eat you
Haiku # 43011, December 22, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by bs
we shall go on a
bit about Micheal Gates Gill
tomorrow, he bought

into the lie of the
so called elite, but then broken
he was wiseneded upped...

what is it that useless
people who lie about their wealth do
masturbate to pictures of ferraris?
Haiku # 43010, December 22, 2008 5:25 pm ET
by bs
There is no justice
Men like me will eat the fruit
You will suck the core
Haiku # 43009, December 22, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by moo
we all know what is
more valuable, is learned
through the fall of pride

satan has come to
kill, steal, destroy...ayn rand
burns in hell, as he will
Haiku # 43008, December 22, 2008 5:22 pm ET
by bs
to be honest what
are we losing here but time
wasted speaking foo...
Haiku # 43007, December 22, 2008 5:21 pm ET
by bs
ayn rand was a smart
woman, however this man, is
a common fool of his type
Haiku # 43006, December 22, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by bs
to be honest, the words
spoken against someone are great
till they become the

sword that takes your
own head, and the very words spoken
become the rope

that hangs those who spoke them

me or anyone else
Haiku # 43005, December 22, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by bs
Well enjoy being
A loser doing what losers do
Whatever that is
Haiku # 43004, December 22, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by moo of bye plankton, eat you later
I take responsibility
for my own sins and failures
are you too proud to

see your own failures
too, set in wax to see the
fruit is not really fruit?
Haiku # 43003, December 22, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by bs
I'd rather hear some words
come out of her mouth, and shut
your proud flapdoodle

up...
Haiku # 43002, December 22, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by bs
The weak always blame
The strong for their own failures
Blame yourself, wanker
Haiku # 43001, December 22, 2008 5:07 pm ET
by moo
and I have other
things to attend to besides
you, will talk later
Haiku # 43000, December 22, 2008 5:07 pm ET
by bs
as soon as you take
responsibility for your own
worthless life
Haiku # 42999, December 22, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by bs
to dust we come from
and to dust we return all
crosby stills and nash like...
Haiku # 42998, December 22, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by bs
When are you going to
Take responsibility
For your worthless life?
Haiku # 42997, December 22, 2008 5:05 pm ET
by moo
you have property?
I seriously doubt anything
you are saying is true

I think you have
nothing
Haiku # 42996, December 22, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by bs
the "weak" condemned by
the strong hide behind walls of
a kind of real fear

an ignorance of
not having walked in other's shoes
shall I pee on your

Brooks Brothers shirt?
no...you won it, you bought it
of course not...it's yours

what do protesters
do except entrench people
like "alpha males" in

a sense of gorilla
chest beating, a set up
like this whole thing was

to make some guy with
some money, so he wants me
to believe, to feel good
Haiku # 42995, December 22, 2008 5:02 pm ET
by bs
Your death would be one
Less useless carbon foot print
On my property
Haiku # 42994, December 22, 2008 4:59 pm ET
by moo
ayn rand was trying
to create a morality
based against communism

but what she did instead
was form a kind of scientology
for bankers...

e-meters anyone?
Haiku # 42993, December 22, 2008 4:58 pm ET
by bs
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