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28 Years, 3 Days and 77370 Haiku later...

Well enjoy being
A loser doing what losers do
Whatever that is
Haiku # 43004, December 22, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by moo of bye plankton, eat you later
I take responsibility
for my own sins and failures
are you too proud to

see your own failures
too, set in wax to see the
fruit is not really fruit?
Haiku # 43003, December 22, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by bs
I'd rather hear some words
come out of her mouth, and shut
your proud flapdoodle

up...
Haiku # 43002, December 22, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by bs
The weak always blame
The strong for their own failures
Blame yourself, wanker
Haiku # 43001, December 22, 2008 5:07 pm ET
by moo
and I have other
things to attend to besides
you, will talk later
Haiku # 43000, December 22, 2008 5:07 pm ET
by bs
as soon as you take
responsibility for your own
worthless life
Haiku # 42999, December 22, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by bs
to dust we come from
and to dust we return all
crosby stills and nash like...
Haiku # 42998, December 22, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by bs
When are you going to
Take responsibility
For your worthless life?
Haiku # 42997, December 22, 2008 5:05 pm ET
by moo
you have property?
I seriously doubt anything
you are saying is true

I think you have
nothing
Haiku # 42996, December 22, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by bs
the "weak" condemned by
the strong hide behind walls of
a kind of real fear

an ignorance of
not having walked in other's shoes
shall I pee on your

Brooks Brothers shirt?
no...you won it, you bought it
of course not...it's yours

what do protesters
do except entrench people
like "alpha males" in

a sense of gorilla
chest beating, a set up
like this whole thing was

to make some guy with
some money, so he wants me
to believe, to feel good
Haiku # 42995, December 22, 2008 5:02 pm ET
by bs
Your death would be one
Less useless carbon foot print
On my property
Haiku # 42994, December 22, 2008 4:59 pm ET
by moo
ayn rand was trying
to create a morality
based against communism

but what she did instead
was form a kind of scientology
for bankers...

e-meters anyone?
Haiku # 42993, December 22, 2008 4:58 pm ET
by bs
failure is a point
of view too...for Kerouac
created a new

economy of the condemned
here's a hint...I know you're unhappy
my suicide would be

like a heroin fix
a temporary end till you
put the rope around

your own neck, in your yacht
Haiku # 42992, December 22, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by bs
Sin is a word used
By the mentally lazy
And also the weak
Haiku # 42991, December 22, 2008 4:56 pm ET
by moo of what are you compensating for?
lord jesus, we pray
against this demon spirit
who thinks the seeds of

the spirit are little
pieces of paper that are
the lies of the damned
Haiku # 42990, December 22, 2008 4:56 pm ET
by bs
knowing what you've done
you have provoked me to win
and succeed, at no
cost to me of course...
anything can be a fine
opportunity
Haiku # 42989, December 22, 2008 4:54 pm ET
by bs
I'm just me, check your
soul for it is overdrawn
this is my space too

till you respect it
and yourself, beyond yourself
materialism is such

a stupid sin
Haiku # 42988, December 22, 2008 4:53 pm ET
by bs
Some are born to fail
That is the natural order
You should accept
Haiku # 42987, December 22, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by moo of Darwin, anyone?
if you want to semen
focus, drink some oj and
don't drive a damned slow

chase on Los Angeles
tv in a ford explorer, and leave
a glove
so damned 1990s...
Haiku # 42986, December 22, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by bs
How's life as a bum?
Sorry, your kind will never
Inherit the earth
Haiku # 42985, December 22, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by moo of and that makes me smile
like a car wreck or
some other tabloid event
it sucks for those there

but it sells news don't
it...is that the Fox News guy
I speak of there then?

get thee this traitor
to China, herr Sean Hannity
and smite this closet Red
Haiku # 42983, December 22, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by bs
They should really make
Concentration camps for the
Subhumans like you
Haiku # 42982, December 22, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by moo of stop breathing my air, vermin
well, maybe a few more
hurricanes later either
the real event or

the drink, will sober
up the satanic pride of
the retired new york

tax cheating, godless
commissar class of the so called
american wet dream
Haiku # 42981, December 22, 2008 4:44 pm ET
by bs
keeping? berlin wall is
gone, reagan thank God blew
the winds of changing...

ahem...change
Haiku # 42980, December 22, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
Keeping hiding behind
Your Berlin Wall of nonsense
I hope you die there
Haiku # 42979, December 22, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by moo
ayn rand I whipe
my ass with her godless tomes
of satanic whore

bashing about with
her capitalistic form of
stalin's dark ideals
Haiku # 42978, December 22, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers all too
gingerly, typing nonsense
till the crew comes in

with haiku shovels...
turn the other geek, make it
so number one, so....
Haiku # 42977, December 22, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by bs
Why speak of the Lord?
I giveth and I taketh
It's my will not his
Haiku # 42976, December 22, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by moo (the Lord never gave me shit) of Ayn Rand is the shit
well if you're gonna
be an asshole about your
goods, the lord giveth

the lord taketh all
away, life, time, things, we all
are here for a time...
Haiku # 42975, December 22, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
sigh...and 4 and 7 and 5
more times haiku...
Haiku # 42974, December 22, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by bs
I have no use for
the me I am being now
more worthy are

here right now, writing
real haiku about the things
that really matter
Haiku # 42973, December 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
Manual labor
Is beneath me but not you
Now fetch me a drink
Haiku # 42972, December 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by moo
It doesn't mean wealth
It is wealth but don't you fret
It ain't your problem
Haiku # 42971, December 22, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by moo
better yet, do it
yourself, save time and money
and self respect, hmm?
Haiku # 42970, December 22, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
I don't like men who
think displaying boats means wealth
I have no use for you
Haiku # 42969, December 22, 2008 4:17 pm ET
by bs
Not in Florida
Honestly, if you need work
You can scrub yacht
Haiku # 42968, December 22, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by moo (I think that is befitting a man of your education)
I'm just waiting to
see what he says next, sounds a
bit interestin'
Haiku # 42967, December 22, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by bs
I dunno elmer
fudd, can't start the lawn mower
in the snow can you?

isn't it winter bob?
wasn't there a big storm splash
right down on us all?
Haiku # 42966, December 22, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
Yeah, preach on, rain man
But first could you mow my lawn
And take out my trash
Haiku # 42965, December 22, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by moo
well, if I am a
psycho, I don't care what will
happen to someone

for psychopaths don't
feel any feeling, moral
and don't even feel
Haiku # 42964, December 22, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
ah, and another
wall street dimwit baking the
books, with his golden

parachute, the color
of pee? another brainless
average mind eh?
Haiku # 42963, December 22, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by bs
Another psycho
Preaching on a streetcorner
Smile and nod, people
Haiku # 42962, December 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by moo of your future is bright
it feels good because
I don't have to bullshit so
much anymore...for

a bullshit is bull
and bulls moo and shit plops smells
on the dead cold ground
Haiku # 42961, December 22, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by bs97567
when all is said and
done, if he thinks he won then
I move on, what of

win-win...pussy mantra?
mormon bullcrap from bald
steves, or some truth told?
Haiku # 42960, December 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by bs
I hate wasting my
time or energy fighting
but I fight to win

isn't that the rote screw
up, two bombs want to be the
bigger bomb, then they

commence to tapping
and as others watch blow each
other up, truly a

damned waste of human
everything, but some will just
keep mocking convinced

till broken by God or
pride, laying in bed, spitting
blood from some old wound
Haiku # 42959, December 22, 2008 3:51 pm ET
by bs
what does one say to
the man who thinks he's a man
with playground instincts
Haiku # 42958, December 22, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by bs
I'm wondering if
our little neaderthal
has evolved once, or

the goofball lives in
his cave, still drawing paintings
of deer for the hunt
Haiku # 42957, December 22, 2008 3:45 pm ET
by bs
this is a slow and
painless new beginning or
a shot in the dark...

who knows
Haiku # 42956, December 22, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by bs
then again some folks
need to realize, I've a taste
for human whoppers
Haiku # 42955, December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
well there's the alpha
then there is the omega
genesis to rev...
Haiku # 42954, December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
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