Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
keeping? berlin wall is
gone, reagan thank God blew
the winds of changing...

ahem...change
Haiku # 42980 December 22, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
Keeping hiding behind
Your Berlin Wall of nonsense
I hope you die there
Haiku # 42979 December 22, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by moo
ayn rand I whipe
my ass with her godless tomes
of satanic whore

bashing about with
her capitalistic form of
stalin's dark ideals
Haiku # 42978 December 22, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers all too
gingerly, typing nonsense
till the crew comes in

with haiku shovels...
turn the other geek, make it
so number one, so....
Haiku # 42977 December 22, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by bs
Why speak of the Lord?
I giveth and I taketh
It's my will not his
Haiku # 42976 December 22, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by moo (the Lord never gave me shit) of Ayn Rand is the shit
well if you're gonna
be an asshole about your
goods, the lord giveth

the lord taketh all
away, life, time, things, we all
are here for a time...
Haiku # 42975 December 22, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
sigh...and 4 and 7 and 5
more times haiku...
Haiku # 42974 December 22, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by bs
I have no use for
the me I am being now
more worthy are

here right now, writing
real haiku about the things
that really matter
Haiku # 42973 December 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
Manual labor
Is beneath me but not you
Now fetch me a drink
Haiku # 42972 December 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by moo
It doesn't mean wealth
It is wealth but don't you fret
It ain't your problem
Haiku # 42971 December 22, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by moo
better yet, do it
yourself, save time and money
and self respect, hmm?
Haiku # 42970 December 22, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
I don't like men who
think displaying boats means wealth
I have no use for you
Haiku # 42969 December 22, 2008 4:17 pm ET
by bs
Not in Florida
Honestly, if you need work
You can scrub yacht
Haiku # 42968 December 22, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by moo (I think that is befitting a man of your education)
I'm just waiting to
see what he says next, sounds a
bit interestin'
Haiku # 42967 December 22, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by bs
I dunno elmer
fudd, can't start the lawn mower
in the snow can you?

isn't it winter bob?
wasn't there a big storm splash
right down on us all?
Haiku # 42966 December 22, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
Yeah, preach on, rain man
But first could you mow my lawn
And take out my trash
Haiku # 42965 December 22, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by moo
well, if I am a
psycho, I don't care what will
happen to someone

for psychopaths don't
feel any feeling, moral
and don't even feel
Haiku # 42964 December 22, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
ah, and another
wall street dimwit baking the
books, with his golden

parachute, the color
of pee? another brainless
average mind eh?
Haiku # 42963 December 22, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by bs
Another psycho
Preaching on a streetcorner
Smile and nod, people
Haiku # 42962 December 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by moo of your future is bright
it feels good because
I don't have to bullshit so
much anymore...for

a bullshit is bull
and bulls moo and shit plops smells
on the dead cold ground
Haiku # 42961 December 22, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by bs97567
when all is said and
done, if he thinks he won then
I move on, what of

win-win...pussy mantra?
mormon bullcrap from bald
steves, or some truth told?
Haiku # 42960 December 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by bs
I hate wasting my
time or energy fighting
but I fight to win

isn't that the rote screw
up, two bombs want to be the
bigger bomb, then they

commence to tapping
and as others watch blow each
other up, truly a

damned waste of human
everything, but some will just
keep mocking convinced

till broken by God or
pride, laying in bed, spitting
blood from some old wound
Haiku # 42959 December 22, 2008 3:51 pm ET
by bs
what does one say to
the man who thinks he's a man
with playground instincts
Haiku # 42958 December 22, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by bs
I'm wondering if
our little neaderthal
has evolved once, or

the goofball lives in
his cave, still drawing paintings
of deer for the hunt
Haiku # 42957 December 22, 2008 3:45 pm ET
by bs
this is a slow and
painless new beginning or
a shot in the dark...

who knows
Haiku # 42956 December 22, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by bs
then again some folks
need to realize, I've a taste
for human whoppers
Haiku # 42955 December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
well there's the alpha
then there is the omega
genesis to rev...
Haiku # 42954 December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
in Amsterdam's skies
just words his words his art..flies
aloft from a can
Haiku # 42953 December 22, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by dynamite
You're thirty five, huh?
How's it feel to be on a
Slow, downward decline?
Haiku # 42952 December 22, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by moo of rubbing my alpha weiner in your omega face
what do you do for
material?? look in the
mirror all day long?
Haiku # 42951 December 22, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by jahahaha
Gee that's creative
Get a job or something, man
You're wasting away
Haiku # 42950 December 22, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by moo of the cow jokes never get old
that comes from a moo???
haha moo moo squirt and chop
where's the beef junior?
Haiku # 42949 December 22, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by food chains..jahaha
Some people should know
Where they stand in the food chain
BS, you're plankton
Haiku # 42948 December 22, 2008 12:54 pm ET
by moo of OWNED
sidewalk, homeless spits
foot contacts frozen spit, slips
good morning, black eye
Haiku # 42947 December 22, 2008 11:10 am ET
by vince of lies and say i got it from a fight
honored to have met
insulted by denial
going to my head
Haiku # 42946 December 22, 2008 10:29 am ET
by on papier
if you were a fruit
what would you be, hoping not
poems about trees
Haiku # 42945 December 22, 2008 10:24 am ET
by bs
men, you march to the
sound of beating drums but the
heart is she ignored?
Haiku # 42944 December 22, 2008 10:23 am ET
by bs
starving and pretty
she keeps faith in the system
men will take her out
Haiku # 42943 December 22, 2008 10:01 am ET
by vince
maybe if I were dead
then I wouldn't have to hear
the thoughts and ideas

of alpha males, bosses
mothers, fathers, presidents
whatever...it goes
Haiku # 42942 December 22, 2008 9:26 am ET
by bs
I wonder if the
point would be gotten with one
haiku, not three
Haiku # 42941 December 22, 2008 9:06 am ET
by bs
snap fingers, snow melts
snap fingers, nothing happens, then
snap fingers, shovelled...

out
Haiku # 42940 December 22, 2008 9:05 am ET
by bs
I'm afraid dr. phil
would kick "alpha" male ass if
he just so had to...

take some diction, cow
Haiku # 42939 December 22, 2008 9:04 am ET
by bs
frozen tree-sicles
all is trapped beneath, embalmed...
oh so symbolic.

[or is it just ironic?]
Haiku # 42938 December 22, 2008 8:32 am ET
by Liza Lot of after the icestorm
If only I could
make teleportation a
reality.... *sigh*
Haiku # 42937 December 22, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
emerald green son
flavor of the fields come one
seeds will wake again
Haiku # 42936 December 22, 2008 3:32 am ET
by up up up up
you never did give
I deserve big points for that
obey he says...shit
Haiku # 42935 December 22, 2008 3:27 am ET
by love is a temple
nice message there pal
I'm ignorant..not stupid
just to clarify
Haiku # 42934 December 22, 2008 3:22 am ET
by talkin to the box
can't contain that note
life is trying to break free
gone over the edge
Haiku # 42933 December 22, 2008 3:15 am ET
by somebody forgot to wake gravity
I do enjoy will
savoring it til the last drop
how much do you charge
Haiku # 42932 December 22, 2008 2:57 am ET
by on the road again
at last! to find one
more truly peaceful than I.
my heart swells with joy.
Haiku # 42931 December 22, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Liza Lot of [and yet it is harder in practice than in theory]