Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

well, if I am a
psycho, I don't care what will
happen to someone

for psychopaths don't
feel any feeling, moral
and don't even feel
Haiku # 42964, December 22, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
ah, and another
wall street dimwit baking the
books, with his golden

parachute, the color
of pee? another brainless
average mind eh?
Haiku # 42963, December 22, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by bs
Another psycho
Preaching on a streetcorner
Smile and nod, people
Haiku # 42962, December 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by moo of your future is bright
it feels good because
I don't have to bullshit so
much anymore...for

a bullshit is bull
and bulls moo and shit plops smells
on the dead cold ground
Haiku # 42961, December 22, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by bs97567
when all is said and
done, if he thinks he won then
I move on, what of

win-win...pussy mantra?
mormon bullcrap from bald
steves, or some truth told?
Haiku # 42960, December 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by bs
I hate wasting my
time or energy fighting
but I fight to win

isn't that the rote screw
up, two bombs want to be the
bigger bomb, then they

commence to tapping
and as others watch blow each
other up, truly a

damned waste of human
everything, but some will just
keep mocking convinced

till broken by God or
pride, laying in bed, spitting
blood from some old wound
Haiku # 42959, December 22, 2008 3:51 pm ET
by bs
what does one say to
the man who thinks he's a man
with playground instincts
Haiku # 42958, December 22, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by bs
I'm wondering if
our little neaderthal
has evolved once, or

the goofball lives in
his cave, still drawing paintings
of deer for the hunt
Haiku # 42957, December 22, 2008 3:45 pm ET
by bs
this is a slow and
painless new beginning or
a shot in the dark...

who knows
Haiku # 42956, December 22, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by bs
then again some folks
need to realize, I've a taste
for human whoppers
Haiku # 42955, December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
well there's the alpha
then there is the omega
genesis to rev...
Haiku # 42954, December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
in Amsterdam's skies
just words his words his art..flies
aloft from a can
Haiku # 42953, December 22, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by dynamite
You're thirty five, huh?
How's it feel to be on a
Slow, downward decline?
Haiku # 42952, December 22, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by moo of rubbing my alpha weiner in your omega face
what do you do for
material?? look in the
mirror all day long?
Haiku # 42951, December 22, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by jahahaha
Gee that's creative
Get a job or something, man
You're wasting away
Haiku # 42950, December 22, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by moo of the cow jokes never get old
that comes from a moo???
haha moo moo squirt and chop
where's the beef junior?
Haiku # 42949, December 22, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by food chains..jahaha
Some people should know
Where they stand in the food chain
BS, you're plankton
Haiku # 42948, December 22, 2008 12:54 pm ET
by moo of OWNED
sidewalk, homeless spits
foot contacts frozen spit, slips
good morning, black eye
Haiku # 42947, December 22, 2008 11:10 am ET
by vince of lies and say i got it from a fight
honored to have met
insulted by denial
going to my head
Haiku # 42946, December 22, 2008 10:29 am ET
by on papier
if you were a fruit
what would you be, hoping not
poems about trees
Haiku # 42945, December 22, 2008 10:24 am ET
by bs
men, you march to the
sound of beating drums but the
heart is she ignored?
Haiku # 42944, December 22, 2008 10:23 am ET
by bs
starving and pretty
she keeps faith in the system
men will take her out
Haiku # 42943, December 22, 2008 10:01 am ET
by vince
maybe if I were dead
then I wouldn't have to hear
the thoughts and ideas

of alpha males, bosses
mothers, fathers, presidents
whatever...it goes
Haiku # 42942, December 22, 2008 9:26 am ET
by bs
I wonder if the
point would be gotten with one
haiku, not three
Haiku # 42941, December 22, 2008 9:06 am ET
by bs
snap fingers, snow melts
snap fingers, nothing happens, then
snap fingers, shovelled...

out
Haiku # 42940, December 22, 2008 9:05 am ET
by bs
I'm afraid dr. phil
would kick "alpha" male ass if
he just so had to...

take some diction, cow
Haiku # 42939, December 22, 2008 9:04 am ET
by bs
frozen tree-sicles
all is trapped beneath, embalmed...
oh so symbolic.

[or is it just ironic?]
Haiku # 42938, December 22, 2008 8:32 am ET
by Liza Lot of after the icestorm
If only I could
make teleportation a
reality.... *sigh*
Haiku # 42937, December 22, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
emerald green son
flavor of the fields come one
seeds will wake again
Haiku # 42936, December 22, 2008 3:32 am ET
by up up up up
you never did give
I deserve big points for that
obey he says...shit
Haiku # 42935, December 22, 2008 3:27 am ET
by love is a temple
nice message there pal
I'm ignorant..not stupid
just to clarify
Haiku # 42934, December 22, 2008 3:22 am ET
by talkin to the box
can't contain that note
life is trying to break free
gone over the edge
Haiku # 42933, December 22, 2008 3:15 am ET
by somebody forgot to wake gravity
I do enjoy will
savoring it til the last drop
how much do you charge
Haiku # 42932, December 22, 2008 2:57 am ET
by on the road again
at last! to find one
more truly peaceful than I.
my heart swells with joy.
Haiku # 42931, December 22, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Liza Lot of [and yet it is harder in practice than in theory]
Let us all find love
for our friends and enemies
even when it hurts.
Haiku # 42930, December 22, 2008 1:46 am ET
by snail
spend your time hating
thus waste your time on others.
reciprocation.

your inspiration:
artificial, takes up space
try minding your own.

[maybe then your writing wouldn't be so bad]
Haiku # 42929, December 22, 2008 1:30 am ET
by Liza Lot of too bitter for my taste
75 years,
average sleep--8 hours:
25 years lost

[better to spend it doing something you like]
Haiku # 42928, December 22, 2008 1:19 am ET
by Liza Lot
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42927, December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42926, December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42925, December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
my lucid dream tasks:
invent a brand new color,
learn to teleport

meet my spirit guide,
watch the universe be born,
learn to time travel

fly through outer space,
visit another planet,
explore deep-ocean

converse with a tree,
travel with whales through the clouds,
fly through a blackhole

[become the size of a cell, and explore everythings insides]
Haiku # 42924, December 22, 2008 1:03 am ET
by Liza Lot
negativity:
easy to focus on, yet
makes life mis-rable

positivity:
takes effort to look for, yet
yields inspiration
Haiku # 42923, December 22, 2008 12:58 am ET
by Liza Lot of wishing this were more poignantly written
I am a man throwing
words at this website like a
pissed heckler throwing toms

at a bad comedy sketch
Haiku # 42922, December 21, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to tell you the truth
who the hell are the people
on line really, just

here all one hears is
words, words and words, and more words
and to get off on
Haiku # 42921, December 21, 2008 11:30 pm ET
by bs
spawn at the bottom
of a cesspool as rotten
as the inbreeding

of certain well respected
families in the higher echelons
of retardation
Haiku # 42920, December 21, 2008 11:28 pm ET
by bs
I hate people who
try to intimidate
for I form fantasies

in my mind and I
would not want to act
on those fantasies

for they are juvenile
Haiku # 42919, December 21, 2008 11:27 pm ET
by bs
columbine...alpha males
said something to two freaks then
bang bang bang bang bang...

burials
Haiku # 42918, December 21, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by bs
the last alpha male
who spoke to me now thinks
he is a song bird
Haiku # 42917, December 21, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by bs
why do I want to
put anyone who calls their
status alpha male

into a wheelchair?
Haiku # 42916, December 21, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by bs
no, good does not win
exsistence would cease for sure
balance and equate
Haiku # 42915, December 21, 2008 8:41 pm ET
by it is simpler than people think.peace is the end
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