Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
what does one say to
the man who thinks he's a man
with playground instincts
Haiku # 42958 December 22, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by bs
I'm wondering if
our little neaderthal
has evolved once, or

the goofball lives in
his cave, still drawing paintings
of deer for the hunt
Haiku # 42957 December 22, 2008 3:45 pm ET
by bs
this is a slow and
painless new beginning or
a shot in the dark...

who knows
Haiku # 42956 December 22, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by bs
then again some folks
need to realize, I've a taste
for human whoppers
Haiku # 42955 December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
well there's the alpha
then there is the omega
genesis to rev...
Haiku # 42954 December 22, 2008 3:42 pm ET
by bs
in Amsterdam's skies
just words his words his art..flies
aloft from a can
Haiku # 42953 December 22, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by dynamite
You're thirty five, huh?
How's it feel to be on a
Slow, downward decline?
Haiku # 42952 December 22, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by moo of rubbing my alpha weiner in your omega face
what do you do for
material?? look in the
mirror all day long?
Haiku # 42951 December 22, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by jahahaha
Gee that's creative
Get a job or something, man
You're wasting away
Haiku # 42950 December 22, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by moo of the cow jokes never get old
that comes from a moo???
haha moo moo squirt and chop
where's the beef junior?
Haiku # 42949 December 22, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by food chains..jahaha
Some people should know
Where they stand in the food chain
BS, you're plankton
Haiku # 42948 December 22, 2008 12:54 pm ET
by moo of OWNED
sidewalk, homeless spits
foot contacts frozen spit, slips
good morning, black eye
Haiku # 42947 December 22, 2008 11:10 am ET
by vince of lies and say i got it from a fight
honored to have met
insulted by denial
going to my head
Haiku # 42946 December 22, 2008 10:29 am ET
by on papier
if you were a fruit
what would you be, hoping not
poems about trees
Haiku # 42945 December 22, 2008 10:24 am ET
by bs
men, you march to the
sound of beating drums but the
heart is she ignored?
Haiku # 42944 December 22, 2008 10:23 am ET
by bs
starving and pretty
she keeps faith in the system
men will take her out
Haiku # 42943 December 22, 2008 10:01 am ET
by vince
maybe if I were dead
then I wouldn't have to hear
the thoughts and ideas

of alpha males, bosses
mothers, fathers, presidents
whatever...it goes
Haiku # 42942 December 22, 2008 9:26 am ET
by bs
I wonder if the
point would be gotten with one
haiku, not three
Haiku # 42941 December 22, 2008 9:06 am ET
by bs
snap fingers, snow melts
snap fingers, nothing happens, then
snap fingers, shovelled...

out
Haiku # 42940 December 22, 2008 9:05 am ET
by bs
I'm afraid dr. phil
would kick "alpha" male ass if
he just so had to...

take some diction, cow
Haiku # 42939 December 22, 2008 9:04 am ET
by bs
frozen tree-sicles
all is trapped beneath, embalmed...
oh so symbolic.

[or is it just ironic?]
Haiku # 42938 December 22, 2008 8:32 am ET
by Liza Lot of after the icestorm
If only I could
make teleportation a
reality.... *sigh*
Haiku # 42937 December 22, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
emerald green son
flavor of the fields come one
seeds will wake again
Haiku # 42936 December 22, 2008 3:32 am ET
by up up up up
you never did give
I deserve big points for that
obey he says...shit
Haiku # 42935 December 22, 2008 3:27 am ET
by love is a temple
nice message there pal
I'm ignorant..not stupid
just to clarify
Haiku # 42934 December 22, 2008 3:22 am ET
by talkin to the box
can't contain that note
life is trying to break free
gone over the edge
Haiku # 42933 December 22, 2008 3:15 am ET
by somebody forgot to wake gravity
I do enjoy will
savoring it til the last drop
how much do you charge
Haiku # 42932 December 22, 2008 2:57 am ET
by on the road again
at last! to find one
more truly peaceful than I.
my heart swells with joy.
Haiku # 42931 December 22, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Liza Lot of [and yet it is harder in practice than in theory]
Let us all find love
for our friends and enemies
even when it hurts.
Haiku # 42930 December 22, 2008 1:46 am ET
by snail
spend your time hating
thus waste your time on others.
reciprocation.

your inspiration:
artificial, takes up space
try minding your own.

[maybe then your writing wouldn't be so bad]
Haiku # 42929 December 22, 2008 1:30 am ET
by Liza Lot of too bitter for my taste
75 years,
average sleep--8 hours:
25 years lost

[better to spend it doing something you like]
Haiku # 42928 December 22, 2008 1:19 am ET
by Liza Lot
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42927 December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42926 December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
Thank you Doctor Phil
Any more pearls of wisdom
You would like to share?
Haiku # 42925 December 22, 2008 1:04 am ET
by moo
my lucid dream tasks:
invent a brand new color,
learn to teleport

meet my spirit guide,
watch the universe be born,
learn to time travel

fly through outer space,
visit another planet,
explore deep-ocean

converse with a tree,
travel with whales through the clouds,
fly through a blackhole

[become the size of a cell, and explore everythings insides]
Haiku # 42924 December 22, 2008 1:03 am ET
by Liza Lot
negativity:
easy to focus on, yet
makes life mis-rable

positivity:
takes effort to look for, yet
yields inspiration
Haiku # 42923 December 22, 2008 12:58 am ET
by Liza Lot of wishing this were more poignantly written
I am a man throwing
words at this website like a
pissed heckler throwing toms

at a bad comedy sketch
Haiku # 42922 December 21, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to tell you the truth
who the hell are the people
on line really, just

here all one hears is
words, words and words, and more words
and to get off on
Haiku # 42921 December 21, 2008 11:30 pm ET
by bs
spawn at the bottom
of a cesspool as rotten
as the inbreeding

of certain well respected
families in the higher echelons
of retardation
Haiku # 42920 December 21, 2008 11:28 pm ET
by bs
I hate people who
try to intimidate
for I form fantasies

in my mind and I
would not want to act
on those fantasies

for they are juvenile
Haiku # 42919 December 21, 2008 11:27 pm ET
by bs
columbine...alpha males
said something to two freaks then
bang bang bang bang bang...

burials
Haiku # 42918 December 21, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by bs
the last alpha male
who spoke to me now thinks
he is a song bird
Haiku # 42917 December 21, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by bs
why do I want to
put anyone who calls their
status alpha male

into a wheelchair?
Haiku # 42916 December 21, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by bs
no, good does not win
exsistence would cease for sure
balance and equate
Haiku # 42915 December 21, 2008 8:41 pm ET
by it is simpler than people think.peace is the end
I am no bully
Just an alpha male flexing
And now we shall mate
Haiku # 42914 December 21, 2008 8:39 pm ET
by moo of our spawn shall be beautiful and strong as well
In the end, good wins.
The bullies only triumph
for a little while.
Haiku # 42913 December 21, 2008 8:29 pm ET
by snail
feelings elevate
expanded lungs clear thought lines
and then I see air
Haiku # 42912 December 21, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by inspiration
oh my malakai
where for out thou malakai
passion for hath died??
Haiku # 42911 December 21, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by mamma~ DOES ~dance..
If I were..this meat
I would be rotted and stinky
you would run and cry
Haiku # 42910 December 21, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by I do that
Don't you cock block me
With your inane gibberish
I'm workin here, ass
Haiku # 42909 December 21, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by moo of she wants to talk to me not you