Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
columbine...alpha males
said something to two freaks then
bang bang bang bang bang...

burials
Haiku # 42918 December 21, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by bs
the last alpha male
who spoke to me now thinks
he is a song bird
Haiku # 42917 December 21, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by bs
why do I want to
put anyone who calls their
status alpha male

into a wheelchair?
Haiku # 42916 December 21, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by bs
no, good does not win
exsistence would cease for sure
balance and equate
Haiku # 42915 December 21, 2008 8:41 pm ET
by it is simpler than people think.peace is the end
I am no bully
Just an alpha male flexing
And now we shall mate
Haiku # 42914 December 21, 2008 8:39 pm ET
by moo of our spawn shall be beautiful and strong as well
In the end, good wins.
The bullies only triumph
for a little while.
Haiku # 42913 December 21, 2008 8:29 pm ET
by snail
feelings elevate
expanded lungs clear thought lines
and then I see air
Haiku # 42912 December 21, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by inspiration
oh my malakai
where for out thou malakai
passion for hath died??
Haiku # 42911 December 21, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by mamma~ DOES ~dance..
If I were..this meat
I would be rotted and stinky
you would run and cry
Haiku # 42910 December 21, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by I do that
Don't you cock block me
With your inane gibberish
I'm workin here, ass
Haiku # 42909 December 21, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by moo of she wants to talk to me not you
You're a piece of meat
I'll taste every inch of you
You'll love my hot sauce
Haiku # 42908 December 21, 2008 7:35 pm ET
by moo
tom and jerry toons
remember the good and bad???
you got both..I know

angel on the right
swing your partner round and round
devil on the left
Haiku # 42907 December 21, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by yin and yang make gray
we are all a piece
elemental life puzzle
and..we are not gods
Haiku # 42906 December 21, 2008 7:31 pm ET
by peace..my pastor turns me on
when the words set down
on paper or digital
who wins, the ass or

the overly down and
out sensitive putz, evil
usually wins this
Haiku # 42905 December 21, 2008 7:31 pm ET
by bs
I ams what I ams
even when he eats spinach
that's all that he is
Haiku # 42904 December 21, 2008 7:28 pm ET
by popeye and the great smoking pipe
Am I a mystic,
a theologian, or one
who both feels and thinks?
Haiku # 42903 December 21, 2008 7:00 pm ET
by snail
abbott, costello
the great existential joke
who, what, I dunno?
Haiku # 42902 December 21, 2008 6:25 pm ET
by bs
did when become why
however speaking of then
it looks better now..
Haiku # 42901 December 21, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by garlic loves butter
isn't nothing true
or everything permissable
or is it the other way around
Haiku # 42900 December 21, 2008 5:44 pm ET
by hassan i who?
I wallow in it
self pity...not moving still
remaining small town same
Haiku # 42899 December 21, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by bs
what, I need to take
drugs to write something big time blast?
I'm shucked as it is...

brain open oyster to
scoop it out, suck it down and
throw away that there shell
Haiku # 42898 December 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
moove it on over
slide it on over...moove on over galloway a mean

old cow is moving
in...
Haiku # 42897 December 21, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by bs
I have to admit
when I lose my temper it's a nice verb snapshot

gives me a chance to
perhaps see how silly it
is for just myself
Haiku # 42896 December 21, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by bs
nice one garlic, I
think, but is one unholy
cow worth the black meat?
Haiku # 42895 December 21, 2008 5:25 pm ET
by bs
in the heat of some
momentary cliche, it
just might end in dross

it might end in bang
it might end in snore, the soil
is tilled with tares grown
Haiku # 42894 December 21, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by bs
I'm thirty five and
I feel like this now, juvenile
stunted and silly
Haiku # 42893 December 21, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by bs
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
shoes were black before
Haiku # 42892 December 21, 2008 5:05 pm ET
by garlic
Your pain is shallow
I felt the exact same way
When I was fifteen
Haiku # 42891 December 21, 2008 4:44 pm ET
by moo
when are haiku's good
who gives a shit, it's our blood
you might as well say

that a child should die
in the womb, it's life is worthless
carrion, afterbirth

vultures ripping at
your unwanted unborn retards
think about that next time

you wanna be fucking critic
Haiku # 42890 December 21, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
I'd rather live but
it's the same damn pissed off run
of pointless bullshit

when does it all end
with some resolution or
something else, something
Haiku # 42889 December 21, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
what is the point of
living when there's no escape
from the past and small

minded small town people
who's town would be best flooded
and the population

whiped out by the
ocean, I'm tired of people
I want to kill myself

right now
Haiku # 42888 December 21, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
what is the fucking
point when your job is run by
clueless rich gay men

your neighbor's think not
a damn thing of bringing all
people up and some

damn guy thinks that all
pride is scallops, and I'm thinking
of driving a knife

into my chest while some
cockless henry miller wanna
be talks about fools

on this god damn web
site, I want to kill myself
because of how I feel

and I don't care if
people mock me if that's fine
gives me another reason
Haiku # 42887 December 21, 2008 4:16 pm ET
by bs
All women are whores
And all men are liars, that
Is the only truth
Haiku # 42886 December 21, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by moo of a new idiot everyday
I'm looking forward
Devon Feb, Madrid in Mar
Barcelona Apr

Caribbean Dec
To see my long lost cousin
Visit Bordeaux in May

Not seen him for years
He lives in an old farmhouse
On the Great Gironde
Haiku # 42885 December 21, 2008 5:45 am ET
by Tisme of Back travelling agin
big wisdom, small source;
the nuance is everything.
Horton just listened.
Haiku # 42884 December 21, 2008 4:36 am ET
by Liza Lot of a sudden onslaught of haiku
Ev-ry particle
of light tickles rods and cones--
Eyeball orgasm.
Haiku # 42883 December 21, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Liza Lot of psilocybic inspiration
has it been so long?
no haikus since 2005
...they used to be good.
Haiku # 42882 December 21, 2008 12:24 am ET
by Liza Lot of #32419, #32564, #32516, #32410 and #32536--among others
a facade--showy;
a misrepresentation
to hide unpleasance.
Haiku # 42881 December 21, 2008 12:07 am ET
by liza of clarification
pride is a facade.
nations born of blood and tears
reap more of the same.
Haiku # 42880 December 21, 2008 12:06 am ET
by liza of pleased to be off-topic
when the booze flows some
only think of the booze, by
the booze, for the booze

then the haze may clear
and others progress into
their testimonies
Haiku # 42879 December 20, 2008 11:41 pm ET
by bs
it's cuzz you suck fuzz
there's no one like you asshole
now you know the truth
Haiku # 42878 December 20, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by bitch
dew on the stove top
nostrils flare and then succumb
nature's bakery

Haiku # 42877 December 20, 2008 6:57 pm ET
by flora for dinner
That is incorrect
Sex is for procreation
And pleasure, that's it
Haiku # 42876 December 20, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by moo "you only love em when you dick hard"--Jay Z
The purpose of sex:
physical expression of
intangible love.
Haiku # 42875 December 20, 2008 5:22 pm ET
by snail is no mere hedonist
The only thing that's
up is my engorged phallus
As I think of snail
Haiku # 42874 December 20, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by moo
the flesh is nice but
it's also a distraction
from what's really up...
Haiku # 42873 December 20, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
What is going on
You fuckers are quite confused
Let's stay on topic
Haiku # 42872 December 20, 2008 12:49 pm ET
by moo of and the topic is sex
hypocritical
self invovled egoist ass
now..you are so owned
Haiku # 42871 December 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by I know you want it
I'm glad he's not dead,
even if he can be both
BULLy and COWard.
Haiku # 42870 December 20, 2008 6:27 am ET
by snail
Who's a female then?
A bull bellows. a cow moos
fs now called moo
Haiku # 42869 December 20, 2008 5:00 am ET
by One mamal as good as another
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