Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

Am I a mystic,
a theologian, or one
who both feels and thinks?
Haiku # 42903, December 21, 2008 7:00 pm ET
by snail
abbott, costello
the great existential joke
who, what, I dunno?
Haiku # 42902, December 21, 2008 6:25 pm ET
by bs
did when become why
however speaking of then
it looks better now..
Haiku # 42901, December 21, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by garlic loves butter
isn't nothing true
or everything permissable
or is it the other way around
Haiku # 42900, December 21, 2008 5:44 pm ET
by hassan i who?
I wallow in it
self pity...not moving still
remaining small town same
Haiku # 42899, December 21, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by bs
what, I need to take
drugs to write something big time blast?
I'm shucked as it is...

brain open oyster to
scoop it out, suck it down and
throw away that there shell
Haiku # 42898, December 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
moove it on over
slide it on over...moove on over galloway a mean

old cow is moving
in...
Haiku # 42897, December 21, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by bs
I have to admit
when I lose my temper it's a nice verb snapshot

gives me a chance to
perhaps see how silly it
is for just myself
Haiku # 42896, December 21, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by bs
nice one garlic, I
think, but is one unholy
cow worth the black meat?
Haiku # 42895, December 21, 2008 5:25 pm ET
by bs
in the heat of some
momentary cliche, it
just might end in dross

it might end in bang
it might end in snore, the soil
is tilled with tares grown
Haiku # 42894, December 21, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by bs
I'm thirty five and
I feel like this now, juvenile
stunted and silly
Haiku # 42893, December 21, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by bs
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
shoes were black before
Haiku # 42892, December 21, 2008 5:05 pm ET
by garlic
Your pain is shallow
I felt the exact same way
When I was fifteen
Haiku # 42891, December 21, 2008 4:44 pm ET
by moo
when are haiku's good
who gives a shit, it's our blood
you might as well say

that a child should die
in the womb, it's life is worthless
carrion, afterbirth

vultures ripping at
your unwanted unborn retards
think about that next time

you wanna be fucking critic
Haiku # 42890, December 21, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
I'd rather live but
it's the same damn pissed off run
of pointless bullshit

when does it all end
with some resolution or
something else, something
Haiku # 42889, December 21, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
what is the point of
living when there's no escape
from the past and small

minded small town people
who's town would be best flooded
and the population

whiped out by the
ocean, I'm tired of people
I want to kill myself

right now
Haiku # 42888, December 21, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
what is the fucking
point when your job is run by
clueless rich gay men

your neighbor's think not
a damn thing of bringing all
people up and some

damn guy thinks that all
pride is scallops, and I'm thinking
of driving a knife

into my chest while some
cockless henry miller wanna
be talks about fools

on this god damn web
site, I want to kill myself
because of how I feel

and I don't care if
people mock me if that's fine
gives me another reason
Haiku # 42887, December 21, 2008 4:16 pm ET
by bs
All women are whores
And all men are liars, that
Is the only truth
Haiku # 42886, December 21, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by moo of a new idiot everyday
I'm looking forward
Devon Feb, Madrid in Mar
Barcelona Apr

Caribbean Dec
To see my long lost cousin
Visit Bordeaux in May

Not seen him for years
He lives in an old farmhouse
On the Great Gironde
Haiku # 42885, December 21, 2008 5:45 am ET
by Tisme of Back travelling agin
big wisdom, small source;
the nuance is everything.
Horton just listened.
Haiku # 42884, December 21, 2008 4:36 am ET
by Liza Lot of a sudden onslaught of haiku
Ev-ry particle
of light tickles rods and cones--
Eyeball orgasm.
Haiku # 42883, December 21, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Liza Lot of psilocybic inspiration
has it been so long?
no haikus since 2005
...they used to be good.
Haiku # 42882, December 21, 2008 12:24 am ET
by Liza Lot of #32419, #32564, #32516, #32410 and #32536--among others
a facade--showy;
a misrepresentation
to hide unpleasance.
Haiku # 42881, December 21, 2008 12:07 am ET
by liza of clarification
pride is a facade.
nations born of blood and tears
reap more of the same.
Haiku # 42880, December 21, 2008 12:06 am ET
by liza of pleased to be off-topic
when the booze flows some
only think of the booze, by
the booze, for the booze

then the haze may clear
and others progress into
their testimonies
Haiku # 42879, December 20, 2008 11:41 pm ET
by bs
it's cuzz you suck fuzz
there's no one like you asshole
now you know the truth
Haiku # 42878, December 20, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by bitch
dew on the stove top
nostrils flare and then succumb
nature's bakery

Haiku # 42877, December 20, 2008 6:57 pm ET
by flora for dinner
That is incorrect
Sex is for procreation
And pleasure, that's it
Haiku # 42876, December 20, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by moo "you only love em when you dick hard"--Jay Z
The purpose of sex:
physical expression of
intangible love.
Haiku # 42875, December 20, 2008 5:22 pm ET
by snail is no mere hedonist
The only thing that's
up is my engorged phallus
As I think of snail
Haiku # 42874, December 20, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by moo
the flesh is nice but
it's also a distraction
from what's really up...
Haiku # 42873, December 20, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
What is going on
You fuckers are quite confused
Let's stay on topic
Haiku # 42872, December 20, 2008 12:49 pm ET
by moo of and the topic is sex
hypocritical
self invovled egoist ass
now..you are so owned
Haiku # 42871, December 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by I know you want it
I'm glad he's not dead,
even if he can be both
BULLy and COWard.
Haiku # 42870, December 20, 2008 6:27 am ET
by snail
Who's a female then?
A bull bellows. a cow moos
fs now called moo
Haiku # 42869, December 20, 2008 5:00 am ET
by One mamal as good as another
Long long time ago
Ash gave me some good advice
"Beware of the Trolls"
Haiku # 42868, December 20, 2008 4:55 am ET
by Tisme of Not the name i used then
in a moment he'll
not he will but, more like hell
straight from his heart
Haiku # 42867, December 20, 2008 2:53 am ET
by she likes core comings
It does not matter
Flesh is flesh and dick is dick
There's no you or me
Haiku # 42866, December 20, 2008 1:15 am ET
by moo of one mammal is as good as another
While I am intrigued
by thoughts of being conquered,
it won't be by you.
Haiku # 42865, December 19, 2008 11:42 pm ET
by snail
That's not a haiku
Who the hell you think you are
You bull shit artist
Haiku # 42864, December 19, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by moo
it's an acquired taste
there's good eating in them
pants
downright delicious
Haiku # 42863, December 19, 2008 9:15 pm ET
by ash
It's a metaphor
You'd be sexually conquered
Or maybe consumed
Haiku # 42862, December 19, 2008 9:10 pm ET
by moo
I've never been so
into the whole "vore" thing, but
if that's your fetish...
Haiku # 42861, December 19, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by snail shrugs
If you were my wife
I'd do more than tickle, I'd
Devour you whole
Haiku # 42860, December 19, 2008 4:37 pm ET
by moo
He called me "riblet"
and said that he'd tickle me
if I were his wife.
Haiku # 42859, December 19, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
snow smothers; glistens
once again this filthy town
looks so clean and pure
Haiku # 42858, December 19, 2008 11:13 am ET
by vince
Shinning sky blue dress
sequinned, gathered at the waist
I shimmy down 5th
Haiku # 42857, December 19, 2008 4:12 am ET
by sf
Slender bare branches
Bleak outlines against light blue
Seemingly lifeless
Haiku # 42856, December 19, 2008 4:04 am ET
by sf
Regarding SF
I doubt if anyone cares
Used to skip his junk

He's always angry
You only miss the good ones
He will not be missed
Haiku # 42855, December 19, 2008 3:55 am ET
by SF
Somebody has to
Keep his spirit alive right
Might as well be me
Haiku # 42854, December 18, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by moo
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