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27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

I've never been so
into the whole "vore" thing, but
if that's your fetish...
Haiku # 42861, December 19, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by snail shrugs
If you were my wife
I'd do more than tickle, I'd
Devour you whole
Haiku # 42860, December 19, 2008 4:37 pm ET
by moo
He called me "riblet"
and said that he'd tickle me
if I were his wife.
Haiku # 42859, December 19, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
snow smothers; glistens
once again this filthy town
looks so clean and pure
Haiku # 42858, December 19, 2008 11:13 am ET
by vince
Shinning sky blue dress
sequinned, gathered at the waist
I shimmy down 5th
Haiku # 42857, December 19, 2008 4:12 am ET
by sf
Slender bare branches
Bleak outlines against light blue
Seemingly lifeless
Haiku # 42856, December 19, 2008 4:04 am ET
by sf
Regarding SF
I doubt if anyone cares
Used to skip his junk

He's always angry
You only miss the good ones
He will not be missed
Haiku # 42855, December 19, 2008 3:55 am ET
by SF
Somebody has to
Keep his spirit alive right
Might as well be me
Haiku # 42854, December 18, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by moo
Do you suppose that
sf really died, or did
he just change his name?
Haiku # 42853, December 18, 2008 5:27 pm ET
by snail wonders about moo
I get angry too
Then I spread my wife's legs and
Pound her like a dog
Haiku # 42852, December 18, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by moo
My Merry Christmas
now I have a brand new Mac
~bye to my PC
Haiku # 42851, December 18, 2008 4:36 pm ET
by *waves*
I feel worse about
being angry than about
what caused the anger.

My conscience reacts
to my imperfect love, and
then I feel ashamed.
Haiku # 42850, December 18, 2008 3:41 pm ET
by snail
some things might be a
re-hash but to feel better
have to be let out...
Haiku # 42849, December 18, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs
i was angry here
for a time, feeling useless
and quite meaningless
Haiku # 42848, December 18, 2008 10:35 am ET
by bs
there can be some real
focused anger, deep, entrenched
was hitler childish?
Haiku # 42847, December 18, 2008 10:30 am ET
by bs
you offered some words
of advice I'd been thinking
about there tsime...yup
Haiku # 42846, December 18, 2008 10:27 am ET
by bs
The world is full of
Childish and stupid people
Who will put you down!

Show you'll not be beat
you must rise above them all
That! they can't cope with
Haiku # 42845, December 18, 2008 7:26 am ET
by Tisme of Believe in yourself
Can I reconcile
the physical body with
the soul's true structure?
Haiku # 42844, December 18, 2008 2:37 am ET
by snail
here i sit broken
hearted I tried to shit but
I only farted
Haiku # 42843, December 17, 2008 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i fail to transform
i am not tempting enough
clothed in this flesh

craving attention
do i even merit yours?
conversation dies
Haiku # 42842, December 17, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by vince
people keep doing
what people do, till they die
or till they thus change
Haiku # 42841, December 17, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by bs
I can't get turned on
unless sex expresses a
deeper connection.
Haiku # 42840, December 17, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
Pointless sex is fun
I'll take pleasure over love
We're all just mammals
Haiku # 42839, December 17, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by moo of i miss sf
I need to get laid,
but if I am not in love,
it will be pointless.
Haiku # 42838, December 17, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by snail
hunger overcame
yet food was scarce in the land
aye..go suk an egg
Haiku # 42837, December 17, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by love and there was a fight..war..nature.. bored.
DON'T somethings must hurt
WONT a door that's too heavy
Home is just a place
Haiku # 42836, December 17, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by If you were my teacher:
sunshine came softly through my window today. yes
wish upon a kiss
Haiku # 42835, December 17, 2008 2:51 am ET
by xoxoxo here comes the sun
monkey boy can sing
those little glints in his eyes
did hypnotize her
Haiku # 42834, December 17, 2008 2:45 am ET
by davy jones was hot
I wanna go back to
you know the place the garden
spirit in the sky~~~~~~
Haiku # 42833, December 17, 2008 2:44 am ET
by for real LOL..ahhhhh
good morning star shine
try to love one another
five easy payments
Haiku # 42832, December 17, 2008 2:40 am ET
by 175 unforgettable hits
what's in giving up?
so say letting go my love
and it feels so right
Haiku # 42831, December 17, 2008 2:38 am ET
by half full or half empty/ everything turns
mine: a huge ego
i do try to be sincere
like I am awesome
Haiku # 42830, December 17, 2008 2:14 am ET
by reversal of fortune
I got a big stick
right here in my pants baby
come get some of this
Haiku # 42829, December 16, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by moo
I speak softly, but
wouldn't know how to use a
big stick if I tried.
Haiku # 42828, December 16, 2008 6:13 pm ET
by snail
so much can be said
for the right person and the
right place, point and time
Haiku # 42827, December 16, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by bs
grey areas sir
with a gentleness I say
some abuse the grey
Haiku # 42826, December 16, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by sure sure
well tactlessness
can be useless for those who's
souls speak truth with much

gentler words but some
are brutal and harsh, like
speak softly but do

the big stick thing you

know?
Haiku # 42825, December 16, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by bs
you hurt me and then
i will hurt you. and then what
you hurt me, me you.......
Haiku # 42824, December 16, 2008 10:34 am ET
by cylce of revenge and people not learning from their mistakes
Fear's not the only
thing that limits us. Sometimes
my conscience stops me.
Haiku # 42823, December 16, 2008 7:23 am ET
by snail
What limits us? Fear!
Overcome fear enjoy life
It's for the taking

Be what you want to
Go to where ever you want
Live as you want to
Haiku # 42822, December 16, 2008 6:32 am ET
by Tisme of No one can stop you!!!
I agree with snail
But a twat is still a twat
There for all to see
Haiku # 42821, December 16, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme of How are you?
To be prejudiced
All one has to have "No life"
"No experience"

Haiku # 42820, December 16, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme of Moo
I think stating things
kindly is more important
than bold, tactless truth.
Haiku # 42819, December 16, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail is frequently hurt by that school of thought
I come from a school
of thought of "say it like you
think it is even

if it offends others"
I know others don't think this
way, so, let them be
Haiku # 42818, December 16, 2008 12:46 am ET
by bs
some people think
that other people's lives are
much more exciting
Haiku # 42817, December 15, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by bs
brief dependency
transient autonomy
and then you grow up
Haiku # 42816, December 15, 2008 5:59 am ET
by ash
Now that I'm thirty
maybe my friends won't think of
me as the baby.
Haiku # 42815, December 15, 2008 3:09 am ET
by snail
"Quotation is a
serviceable substitute for
wit."
Oscar Wilde
Haiku # 42814, December 14, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
if the messiah
is big j Himself, He will
hear your a talkin;

and he also be a
doin' as we a step thus grace
with us, some a walkin'
Haiku # 42813, December 14, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by bs
I was told I was
impure and evil by those
who might just be the

same shadows twisted
logs in the eyes, knotted, grown
this tree grows from hell
Haiku # 42812, December 14, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by bs
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