Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Somebody has to
Keep his spirit alive right
Might as well be me
Haiku # 42854 December 18, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by moo
Do you suppose that
sf really died, or did
he just change his name?
Haiku # 42853 December 18, 2008 5:27 pm ET
by snail wonders about moo
I get angry too
Then I spread my wife's legs and
Pound her like a dog
Haiku # 42852 December 18, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by moo
My Merry Christmas
now I have a brand new Mac
~bye to my PC
Haiku # 42851 December 18, 2008 4:36 pm ET
by *waves*
I feel worse about
being angry than about
what caused the anger.

My conscience reacts
to my imperfect love, and
then I feel ashamed.
Haiku # 42850 December 18, 2008 3:41 pm ET
by snail
some things might be a
re-hash but to feel better
have to be let out...
Haiku # 42849 December 18, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs
i was angry here
for a time, feeling useless
and quite meaningless
Haiku # 42848 December 18, 2008 10:35 am ET
by bs
there can be some real
focused anger, deep, entrenched
was hitler childish?
Haiku # 42847 December 18, 2008 10:30 am ET
by bs
you offered some words
of advice I'd been thinking
about there tsime...yup
Haiku # 42846 December 18, 2008 10:27 am ET
by bs
The world is full of
Childish and stupid people
Who will put you down!

Show you'll not be beat
you must rise above them all
That! they can't cope with
Haiku # 42845 December 18, 2008 7:26 am ET
by Tisme of Believe in yourself
Can I reconcile
the physical body with
the soul's true structure?
Haiku # 42844 December 18, 2008 2:37 am ET
by snail
here i sit broken
hearted I tried to shit but
I only farted
Haiku # 42843 December 17, 2008 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i fail to transform
i am not tempting enough
clothed in this flesh

craving attention
do i even merit yours?
conversation dies
Haiku # 42842 December 17, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by vince
people keep doing
what people do, till they die
or till they thus change
Haiku # 42841 December 17, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by bs
I can't get turned on
unless sex expresses a
deeper connection.
Haiku # 42840 December 17, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
Pointless sex is fun
I'll take pleasure over love
We're all just mammals
Haiku # 42839 December 17, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by moo of i miss sf
I need to get laid,
but if I am not in love,
it will be pointless.
Haiku # 42838 December 17, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by snail
hunger overcame
yet food was scarce in the land
aye..go suk an egg
Haiku # 42837 December 17, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by love and there was a fight..war..nature.. bored.
DON'T somethings must hurt
WONT a door that's too heavy
Home is just a place
Haiku # 42836 December 17, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by If you were my teacher:
sunshine came softly through my window today. yes
wish upon a kiss
Haiku # 42835 December 17, 2008 2:51 am ET
by xoxoxo here comes the sun
monkey boy can sing
those little glints in his eyes
did hypnotize her
Haiku # 42834 December 17, 2008 2:45 am ET
by davy jones was hot
I wanna go back to
you know the place the garden
spirit in the sky~~~~~~
Haiku # 42833 December 17, 2008 2:44 am ET
by for real LOL..ahhhhh
good morning star shine
try to love one another
five easy payments
Haiku # 42832 December 17, 2008 2:40 am ET
by 175 unforgettable hits
what's in giving up?
so say letting go my love
and it feels so right
Haiku # 42831 December 17, 2008 2:38 am ET
by half full or half empty/ everything turns
mine: a huge ego
i do try to be sincere
like I am awesome
Haiku # 42830 December 17, 2008 2:14 am ET
by reversal of fortune
I got a big stick
right here in my pants baby
come get some of this
Haiku # 42829 December 16, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by moo
I speak softly, but
wouldn't know how to use a
big stick if I tried.
Haiku # 42828 December 16, 2008 6:13 pm ET
by snail
so much can be said
for the right person and the
right place, point and time
Haiku # 42827 December 16, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by bs
grey areas sir
with a gentleness I say
some abuse the grey
Haiku # 42826 December 16, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by sure sure
well tactlessness
can be useless for those who's
souls speak truth with much

gentler words but some
are brutal and harsh, like
speak softly but do

the big stick thing you

know?
Haiku # 42825 December 16, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by bs
you hurt me and then
i will hurt you. and then what
you hurt me, me you.......
Haiku # 42824 December 16, 2008 10:34 am ET
by cylce of revenge and people not learning from their mistakes
Fear's not the only
thing that limits us. Sometimes
my conscience stops me.
Haiku # 42823 December 16, 2008 7:23 am ET
by snail
What limits us? Fear!
Overcome fear enjoy life
It's for the taking

Be what you want to
Go to where ever you want
Live as you want to
Haiku # 42822 December 16, 2008 6:32 am ET
by Tisme of No one can stop you!!!
I agree with snail
But a twat is still a twat
There for all to see
Haiku # 42821 December 16, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme of How are you?
To be prejudiced
All one has to have "No life"
"No experience"

Haiku # 42820 December 16, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme of Moo
I think stating things
kindly is more important
than bold, tactless truth.
Haiku # 42819 December 16, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail is frequently hurt by that school of thought
I come from a school
of thought of "say it like you
think it is even

if it offends others"
I know others don't think this
way, so, let them be
Haiku # 42818 December 16, 2008 12:46 am ET
by bs
some people think
that other people's lives are
much more exciting
Haiku # 42817 December 15, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by bs
brief dependency
transient autonomy
and then you grow up
Haiku # 42816 December 15, 2008 5:59 am ET
by ash
Now that I'm thirty
maybe my friends won't think of
me as the baby.
Haiku # 42815 December 15, 2008 3:09 am ET
by snail
"Quotation is a
serviceable substitute for
wit."
Oscar Wilde
Haiku # 42814 December 14, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
if the messiah
is big j Himself, He will
hear your a talkin;

and he also be a
doin' as we a step thus grace
with us, some a walkin'
Haiku # 42813 December 14, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by bs
I was told I was
impure and evil by those
who might just be the

same shadows twisted
logs in the eyes, knotted, grown
this tree grows from hell
Haiku # 42812 December 14, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by bs
I got a girl passed
with something in her head I
want gone from her a

cancer, removed by
the will of God, there's so much
you can only do

on line
Haiku # 42811 December 14, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by bs
I may not like him,
but I would probably miss
him if he were dead.
Haiku # 42810 December 14, 2008 3:32 pm ET
by snail wonders about sf
pokes for sf and
wonders if it is concern
or masochism
Haiku # 42809 December 14, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
People who say that
are jealous of those who have
their money and youth
Haiku # 42808 December 14, 2008 11:17 am ET
by nombre
oh look, eurotrash
must be so cool to be you
you're the awesomest
Haiku # 42807 December 13, 2008 9:01 pm ET
by moo
Just got back. Whole week!
Tango in Barcelona
Such a high level
Haiku # 42806 December 13, 2008 4:37 am ET
by Tisme
Mother says it's best
to leave one candle burning
when you blow them out.
Haiku # 42805 December 13, 2008 2:11 am ET
by snail
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