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29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
The world is full of
Childish and stupid people
Who will put you down!

Show you'll not be beat
you must rise above them all
That! they can't cope with
Haiku # 42845 December 18, 2008 7:26 am ET
by Tisme of Believe in yourself
Can I reconcile
the physical body with
the soul's true structure?
Haiku # 42844 December 18, 2008 2:37 am ET
by snail
here i sit broken
hearted I tried to shit but
I only farted
Haiku # 42843 December 17, 2008 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i fail to transform
i am not tempting enough
clothed in this flesh

craving attention
do i even merit yours?
conversation dies
Haiku # 42842 December 17, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by vince
people keep doing
what people do, till they die
or till they thus change
Haiku # 42841 December 17, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by bs
I can't get turned on
unless sex expresses a
deeper connection.
Haiku # 42840 December 17, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
Pointless sex is fun
I'll take pleasure over love
We're all just mammals
Haiku # 42839 December 17, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by moo of i miss sf
I need to get laid,
but if I am not in love,
it will be pointless.
Haiku # 42838 December 17, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by snail
hunger overcame
yet food was scarce in the land
aye..go suk an egg
Haiku # 42837 December 17, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by love and there was a fight..war..nature.. bored.
DON'T somethings must hurt
WONT a door that's too heavy
Home is just a place
Haiku # 42836 December 17, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by If you were my teacher:
sunshine came softly through my window today. yes
wish upon a kiss
Haiku # 42835 December 17, 2008 2:51 am ET
by xoxoxo here comes the sun
monkey boy can sing
those little glints in his eyes
did hypnotize her
Haiku # 42834 December 17, 2008 2:45 am ET
by davy jones was hot
I wanna go back to
you know the place the garden
spirit in the sky~~~~~~
Haiku # 42833 December 17, 2008 2:44 am ET
by for real LOL..ahhhhh
good morning star shine
try to love one another
five easy payments
Haiku # 42832 December 17, 2008 2:40 am ET
by 175 unforgettable hits
what's in giving up?
so say letting go my love
and it feels so right
Haiku # 42831 December 17, 2008 2:38 am ET
by half full or half empty/ everything turns
mine: a huge ego
i do try to be sincere
like I am awesome
Haiku # 42830 December 17, 2008 2:14 am ET
by reversal of fortune
I got a big stick
right here in my pants baby
come get some of this
Haiku # 42829 December 16, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by moo
I speak softly, but
wouldn't know how to use a
big stick if I tried.
Haiku # 42828 December 16, 2008 6:13 pm ET
by snail
so much can be said
for the right person and the
right place, point and time
Haiku # 42827 December 16, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by bs
grey areas sir
with a gentleness I say
some abuse the grey
Haiku # 42826 December 16, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by sure sure
well tactlessness
can be useless for those who's
souls speak truth with much

gentler words but some
are brutal and harsh, like
speak softly but do

the big stick thing you

know?
Haiku # 42825 December 16, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by bs
you hurt me and then
i will hurt you. and then what
you hurt me, me you.......
Haiku # 42824 December 16, 2008 10:34 am ET
by cylce of revenge and people not learning from their mistakes
Fear's not the only
thing that limits us. Sometimes
my conscience stops me.
Haiku # 42823 December 16, 2008 7:23 am ET
by snail
What limits us? Fear!
Overcome fear enjoy life
It's for the taking

Be what you want to
Go to where ever you want
Live as you want to
Haiku # 42822 December 16, 2008 6:32 am ET
by Tisme of No one can stop you!!!
I agree with snail
But a twat is still a twat
There for all to see
Haiku # 42821 December 16, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme of How are you?
To be prejudiced
All one has to have "No life"
"No experience"

Haiku # 42820 December 16, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme of Moo
I think stating things
kindly is more important
than bold, tactless truth.
Haiku # 42819 December 16, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail is frequently hurt by that school of thought
I come from a school
of thought of "say it like you
think it is even

if it offends others"
I know others don't think this
way, so, let them be
Haiku # 42818 December 16, 2008 12:46 am ET
by bs
some people think
that other people's lives are
much more exciting
Haiku # 42817 December 15, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by bs
brief dependency
transient autonomy
and then you grow up
Haiku # 42816 December 15, 2008 5:59 am ET
by ash
Now that I'm thirty
maybe my friends won't think of
me as the baby.
Haiku # 42815 December 15, 2008 3:09 am ET
by snail
"Quotation is a
serviceable substitute for
wit."
Oscar Wilde
Haiku # 42814 December 14, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
if the messiah
is big j Himself, He will
hear your a talkin;

and he also be a
doin' as we a step thus grace
with us, some a walkin'
Haiku # 42813 December 14, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by bs
I was told I was
impure and evil by those
who might just be the

same shadows twisted
logs in the eyes, knotted, grown
this tree grows from hell
Haiku # 42812 December 14, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by bs
I got a girl passed
with something in her head I
want gone from her a

cancer, removed by
the will of God, there's so much
you can only do

on line
Haiku # 42811 December 14, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by bs
I may not like him,
but I would probably miss
him if he were dead.
Haiku # 42810 December 14, 2008 3:32 pm ET
by snail wonders about sf
pokes for sf and
wonders if it is concern
or masochism
Haiku # 42809 December 14, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
People who say that
are jealous of those who have
their money and youth
Haiku # 42808 December 14, 2008 11:17 am ET
by nombre
oh look, eurotrash
must be so cool to be you
you're the awesomest
Haiku # 42807 December 13, 2008 9:01 pm ET
by moo
Just got back. Whole week!
Tango in Barcelona
Such a high level
Haiku # 42806 December 13, 2008 4:37 am ET
by Tisme
Mother says it's best
to leave one candle burning
when you blow them out.
Haiku # 42805 December 13, 2008 2:11 am ET
by snail
I have just one wish
I wish I knew it was true
Not another lie.
Haiku # 42804 December 12, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous of unhopeful
I have just one wish
I wish I knew it was true
Not another lie.
Haiku # 42803 December 12, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous of unhopeful
blablablablabla
blablablooblableeblooI
despise christmas songs
Haiku # 42802 December 12, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people, what are these
people, they're people so this
is why I scare me...

I'm people
Haiku # 42801 December 12, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by bs
loneliness sets in
checking e-mails yet again
none in the Inbox
Haiku # 42800 December 12, 2008 11:00 am ET
by vince
Silky clouds on sea,
Sailing into crepuscule
To hide from darkness.
Haiku # 42799 December 12, 2008 3:48 am ET
by tri tran(poetri) of california
I feel a pressure
It boils inside of me now.
Oops. Guess it was gas.
Haiku # 42798 December 11, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dog hairs in my juice
floating down onto my eggs
shaggy dog lives here
Haiku # 42797 December 11, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by Geri H of Colorado
admissions are all
too often shocking but in
the end no surprise
Haiku # 42796 December 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by gen