Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

admissions are all
too often shocking but in
the end no surprise
Haiku # 42796, December 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by gen
Gov Blagojevich
Arrested for corruption
How dumb can you get?
Haiku # 42795, December 10, 2008 4:26 am ET
by chopmeat of middle class America
Inside planet Earth,
Heat like a rising balloon,
Slow, evaprates.
Haiku # 42794, December 9, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by tri tran of california
Apocalypse!
The Earth trembles as it wanes
On a boiling night.
Haiku # 42793, December 9, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by tri tran of california
apologies drowned
in ecstacy of she who
would recieve. timing.
Haiku # 42792, December 9, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by nombre
I think I just want
a damned martini and leave
it just to that length
Haiku # 42791, December 9, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by gen
that did nothing good
so I have to say sorry
and then go vomit
Haiku # 42790, December 9, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by what a waste of time
up up and away
the little chicky got some
air under those wings
Haiku # 42789, December 9, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by never look back
interesting though
I see..I see as perfect
as should stay that way
Haiku # 42788, December 9, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by cruisin
you use women for
basic blanket protection
she takes shots for you
Haiku # 42787, December 9, 2008 11:53 am ET
by PUSSY
when you typed those words
you felt a twinge in your loins
you- thinking of me
Haiku # 42786, December 9, 2008 11:49 am ET
by american rose
I do like this one
it has a certain comfort
a perfect sweet fit
Haiku # 42785, December 9, 2008 11:42 am ET
by scuzzy
ya know sometimes words:
the gift of them is your heart
how they make you dance
Haiku # 42784, December 9, 2008 11:39 am ET
by perception is......YOUR OWN VIEW
then he dressed a doll
into the likeness of me
I thought it funny
Haiku # 42783, December 9, 2008 11:37 am ET
by worms of babylon
he kicked it so hard
it flew up and then splattered
the ceiling was red
Haiku # 42782, December 8, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by applesauce
She handed him a
formless lump. He structured it,
then returned her heart.
Haiku # 42781, December 8, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
reached deep down inside
grabbed a heart, boxed, and gift-wrapped
merry christmas dear
Haiku # 42780, December 8, 2008 10:57 am ET
by vince of all i have
If you die, then who
will be there for the fights and
awkward flirtations?
Haiku # 42779, December 8, 2008 1:09 am ET
by snail to sf
the pain never leaves
death is always calling me
goodbye forever
Haiku # 42778, December 8, 2008 12:07 am ET
by sf of forgive me
nothing to see here
time to pack up and move on
your future's calling
Haiku # 42777, December 7, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by ash
When my heart glows out,
it burns a hole through my skin
trying to touch you.
Haiku # 42776, December 7, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
you can take a tour
see things you know nothing of .
just know you can't buy
Haiku # 42775, December 7, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by can t touch this..Muwahahaha
your drift was my dream
last night the oh sweetest thing
i would not have guessed
Haiku # 42774, December 7, 2008 11:31 am ET
by my dream kisses r way better than real life
unrequited love
fantasy's an empty hole
if you get my drift
Haiku # 42773, December 7, 2008 7:14 am ET
by ash
wise man consulted
he said..yes tell her the truth
and then he farted
Haiku # 42772, December 6, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by pubes-n-lighters
make old people cry
have them sing the garden song
shoot it makes me cry
Haiku # 42771, December 6, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by crossroads and pastor crushes..LOL
east meets west meets north
meets south, mad in all points on
our compass roses
Haiku # 42770, December 6, 2008 11:05 pm ET
by bs
this is what I want
gigglebeneeooochiecan
If I finish it...

hahahaha
Haiku # 42769, December 6, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by *wiggle wiggle poof*
Open me with those
haunted eyes. Come inside so
I can feel your light.
Haiku # 42768, December 6, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by snail
I would enter you
through a window in your heart,
creeping between worlds.
Haiku # 42767, December 6, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by snail
it becomes more of
a risk when one lives for one
other out of love or

what have you, not quite
out of need or hatred or
other emotions
Haiku # 42766, December 6, 2008 1:09 pm ET
by bs
I think I live in
or under a curse not to
know what to expect
Haiku # 42765, December 6, 2008 1:08 pm ET
by bs
with regrets in the
past, what lies in the future
but what lies ahead
Haiku # 42764, December 6, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I jammed this tune when..
a teen I was, my boyfriend
shut it the fuck off
LOL
Haiku # 42763, December 6, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by TIFFANY` COULD VE BEEN
some questions muse me
love love love love love love love
love without a face..

Haiku # 42762, December 6, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by r u reading me? c ya
uh huh i got it
i got caught doing the teach..
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 42761, December 6, 2008 11:57 am ET
by takes one to know one
I can't help it bro
i take great joy this moment
you should post kiss pics
xoxoxox
Haiku # 42760, December 6, 2008 11:54 am ET
by american rose..bwahahah
your paintings are great
Your writtings are wonderfull
You should be happy
Haiku # 42759, December 6, 2008 4:13 am ET
by Tisme of Snail
I only write here
because I lack the courage
in the other world.
Haiku # 42758, December 6, 2008 1:23 am ET
by snail
carry no regrets
the load is heavy enough
let yesterday go
Haiku # 42757, December 6, 2008 12:26 am ET
by ash
in a kitchen there's
little time to think of what
horrors life have when

the fucking souffle
or burger or fois or salad
or what have you is up
Haiku # 42756, December 5, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by bs
Stages of life

fill it in
learn the answer
earn the points
be successful

be successful
earn the points
learn the answer
fill it in
Haiku # 42755, December 5, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku
And I would write her
so many awful haikus
Doesn't know the site.
Haiku # 42754, December 5, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by nombre
if one's will accepts
death then what can thou art art...
arf arf arf arf arf?
Haiku # 42753, December 5, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some are born lost and
take no pleasure in being
apparently found
Haiku # 42752, December 5, 2008 9:53 am ET
by vince
Embracing him feels
like the glowing light in an
Alex Grey painting.
Haiku # 42751, December 5, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail (click for reference image)
i'm sorry for the
things i said five years ago
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42750, December 5, 2008 2:03 am ET
by sf of ash, i like you
god forbid the same
i'd be 17 years dead
i'll count my blessings
Haiku # 42749, December 5, 2008 1:26 am ET
by ash
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748, December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747, December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
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