Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747, December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
i'd settle for hate
at least now i affect you
mere smudge on your map
Haiku # 42746, December 4, 2008 9:41 am ET
by vince
wake resincaster
and unrepititiously
propel conveyance
Haiku # 42745, December 4, 2008 12:26 am ET
by Richard Eldon Barber of Morgan Hill, CA
I read dirty things
haikus this week are unclean.
Why? why such bad prose?
Haiku # 42744, December 3, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by nombre
Who are you really?
You play so many roles here
that I never know.
Haiku # 42743, December 3, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by snail
no need to be shy
i want to be degraded
you'll cum till it hurts
Haiku # 42742, December 3, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by sf
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you, i'd eat thrash
Haiku # 42741, December 3, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by vince of dedication (again?)
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you i
Haiku # 42740, December 3, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by vince of dedication
I, too, imagine
submitting beneath something
strong and masculine.
Haiku # 42739, December 3, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by ...but I am a girl
some things rule lives as
gods and they return nothing
except large bar tabs
Haiku # 42738, December 3, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42737, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42736, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
i've thought about it
another man crushing me
with his warm, brute strength
Haiku # 42735, December 3, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sf of prison fantasies
It's not so much a
surprise, but disappointing
that I still want him.

What they say about
"the good ones" shouldn't be true.
Maybe he's just bi.
Haiku # 42734, December 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by snail
so the muso's gay
can't say that we're surprised here
the signals were there
Haiku # 42733, December 3, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
hippo on water
no no he's not magical
he's wearing swimmies
Haiku # 42732, December 3, 2008 1:09 am ET
by amanda lepore s number 1 fan
to touch and to be
frothing at the mouth of next
but, it never comes
Haiku # 42731, December 3, 2008 1:05 am ET
by perky pre period breasts
slaughter of your soul
i'm a drunk motherfucker
no world but this one
Haiku # 42730, December 2, 2008 10:30 pm ET
by sf
I can picture him
having sex with men, but not
with random strangers!
Haiku # 42729, December 2, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by snail is shocked by half of the confession
i kneel before you
my tongue darting and probing
the blackest of holes
Haiku # 42728, December 2, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by sf
when dealing with goth
things the isolation might
be there as reason
Haiku # 42727, December 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
elevated you
walk on I sing in tune too
all of thee are free
Haiku # 42726, December 2, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by i love U 555
in a nick of time
he missed it and red one waits
love read it..AND PASSED
Haiku # 42725, December 2, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by american rose is a bitch
My hopes are hanging
by a single question now.
I'm afraid to ask.
Haiku # 42724, December 2, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by snail
there is a focus
on denial sometimes for
all the human race
Haiku # 42723, December 2, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by bs
one can only do
on and on and on and on
but once, but twice, sold
Haiku # 42722, December 2, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
Inspirationless
Who? Its Negro Oveja
On and on and on!!!!
Haiku # 42721, December 2, 2008 5:46 am ET
by We are all bored of Take a break please!!
sometimes I get bored
no less than i am sure you
you see more than i
Haiku # 42720, December 2, 2008 12:11 am ET
by haha ok..where is my mail
I got a solid
sensation I know why things
are happening now
Haiku # 42719, December 1, 2008 11:53 pm ET
by bs
when he breaks your heart
you'll return with legs spread wide
crying for the cock
Haiku # 42718, December 1, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by sf
gimmee self control
when ya know when you need it~
kids songs are right on
Haiku # 42717, December 1, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by some days are harder than others UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can still feel my
bones glowing inside for days
after he hugs me.
Haiku # 42716, December 1, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
Oh, no! The Haiku!
So exacting! So demand
ing. I can't do it.
Haiku # 42715, December 1, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Mark Amparan of Culver City, CA USA
funny tricks and bones:
life sticks found with river stones:
bridge material
Haiku # 42714, December 1, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by om and om
remember the flick
the matrix? what is to be
made of this film now?
Haiku # 42713, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs
when herds gather they
usually eat all the grass
the nature of sprawl
Haiku # 42712, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs of we could do better than wal mart
hot mulled mead sooths mind
medieval fancy absent
double bladed mace
Haiku # 42711, December 1, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sheep assemble
we trample our enemies
it's a walmart world
Haiku # 42710, December 1, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by sf
our or their new sword
can kill. dumb kids focus
on intestinals.
Haiku # 42709, November 30, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
words can kill, words can
heal, i think I said that once
blah blah blah blah...sigh
Haiku # 42708, November 30, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by bs
Words! Powerful words!
In some hands they're inspiring
In others! Garbage!!!!
Haiku # 42707, November 30, 2008 6:34 am ET
by Tisme
artfully, spoken
warblers fall from the sky, zen
i am eating well
Haiku # 42706, November 29, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Jason of Virginia
jetlagged from night work
procastinate till i crash
eventually
Haiku # 42705, November 29, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by ash
sweet simplicity
construes more implicitly
than verbosity
Haiku # 42704, November 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by ash
many of you have
much more courage than i for
the balls go flyin'

for it's the season
to let it all go and the
Son to rise again
Haiku # 42703, November 29, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
pillow blanket snow
throwing those perfect made balls
sunny day with chills
Haiku # 42702, November 29, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by something good
I wish I wasn't
angry, so the words here would
be words of healing
Haiku # 42701, November 28, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by bs
the spirit is quite
unreasonable, yes, but this
is work in progress
Haiku # 42700, November 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by bs
yes, I am aware
of my own flaws, a deep dark
anger, resentment

not liking rejection
I suppose some embrace it
and some just give up
Haiku # 42699, November 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
yes, there is a fear
of the dumb spit chew redneck
he is frusrtation

he is powerless
he is trying to survive
and gets in the way

of progressiveism
this is why there are
still nazis in the world
Haiku # 42698, November 28, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
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