Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

dog hairs in my juice
floating down onto my eggs
shaggy dog lives here
Haiku # 42797, December 11, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by Geri H of Colorado
admissions are all
too often shocking but in
the end no surprise
Haiku # 42796, December 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by gen
Gov Blagojevich
Arrested for corruption
How dumb can you get?
Haiku # 42795, December 10, 2008 4:26 am ET
by chopmeat of middle class America
Inside planet Earth,
Heat like a rising balloon,
Slow, evaprates.
Haiku # 42794, December 9, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by tri tran of california
Apocalypse!
The Earth trembles as it wanes
On a boiling night.
Haiku # 42793, December 9, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by tri tran of california
apologies drowned
in ecstacy of she who
would recieve. timing.
Haiku # 42792, December 9, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by nombre
I think I just want
a damned martini and leave
it just to that length
Haiku # 42791, December 9, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by gen
that did nothing good
so I have to say sorry
and then go vomit
Haiku # 42790, December 9, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by what a waste of time
up up and away
the little chicky got some
air under those wings
Haiku # 42789, December 9, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by never look back
interesting though
I see..I see as perfect
as should stay that way
Haiku # 42788, December 9, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by cruisin
you use women for
basic blanket protection
she takes shots for you
Haiku # 42787, December 9, 2008 11:53 am ET
by PUSSY
when you typed those words
you felt a twinge in your loins
you- thinking of me
Haiku # 42786, December 9, 2008 11:49 am ET
by american rose
I do like this one
it has a certain comfort
a perfect sweet fit
Haiku # 42785, December 9, 2008 11:42 am ET
by scuzzy
ya know sometimes words:
the gift of them is your heart
how they make you dance
Haiku # 42784, December 9, 2008 11:39 am ET
by perception is......YOUR OWN VIEW
then he dressed a doll
into the likeness of me
I thought it funny
Haiku # 42783, December 9, 2008 11:37 am ET
by worms of babylon
he kicked it so hard
it flew up and then splattered
the ceiling was red
Haiku # 42782, December 8, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by applesauce
She handed him a
formless lump. He structured it,
then returned her heart.
Haiku # 42781, December 8, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
reached deep down inside
grabbed a heart, boxed, and gift-wrapped
merry christmas dear
Haiku # 42780, December 8, 2008 10:57 am ET
by vince of all i have
If you die, then who
will be there for the fights and
awkward flirtations?
Haiku # 42779, December 8, 2008 1:09 am ET
by snail to sf
the pain never leaves
death is always calling me
goodbye forever
Haiku # 42778, December 8, 2008 12:07 am ET
by sf of forgive me
nothing to see here
time to pack up and move on
your future's calling
Haiku # 42777, December 7, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by ash
When my heart glows out,
it burns a hole through my skin
trying to touch you.
Haiku # 42776, December 7, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
you can take a tour
see things you know nothing of .
just know you can't buy
Haiku # 42775, December 7, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by can t touch this..Muwahahaha
your drift was my dream
last night the oh sweetest thing
i would not have guessed
Haiku # 42774, December 7, 2008 11:31 am ET
by my dream kisses r way better than real life
unrequited love
fantasy's an empty hole
if you get my drift
Haiku # 42773, December 7, 2008 7:14 am ET
by ash
wise man consulted
he said..yes tell her the truth
and then he farted
Haiku # 42772, December 6, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by pubes-n-lighters
make old people cry
have them sing the garden song
shoot it makes me cry
Haiku # 42771, December 6, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by crossroads and pastor crushes..LOL
east meets west meets north
meets south, mad in all points on
our compass roses
Haiku # 42770, December 6, 2008 11:05 pm ET
by bs
this is what I want
gigglebeneeooochiecan
If I finish it...

hahahaha
Haiku # 42769, December 6, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by *wiggle wiggle poof*
Open me with those
haunted eyes. Come inside so
I can feel your light.
Haiku # 42768, December 6, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by snail
I would enter you
through a window in your heart,
creeping between worlds.
Haiku # 42767, December 6, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by snail
it becomes more of
a risk when one lives for one
other out of love or

what have you, not quite
out of need or hatred or
other emotions
Haiku # 42766, December 6, 2008 1:09 pm ET
by bs
I think I live in
or under a curse not to
know what to expect
Haiku # 42765, December 6, 2008 1:08 pm ET
by bs
with regrets in the
past, what lies in the future
but what lies ahead
Haiku # 42764, December 6, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I jammed this tune when..
a teen I was, my boyfriend
shut it the fuck off
LOL
Haiku # 42763, December 6, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by TIFFANY` COULD VE BEEN
some questions muse me
love love love love love love love
love without a face..

Haiku # 42762, December 6, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by r u reading me? c ya
uh huh i got it
i got caught doing the teach..
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 42761, December 6, 2008 11:57 am ET
by takes one to know one
I can't help it bro
i take great joy this moment
you should post kiss pics
xoxoxox
Haiku # 42760, December 6, 2008 11:54 am ET
by american rose..bwahahah
your paintings are great
Your writtings are wonderfull
You should be happy
Haiku # 42759, December 6, 2008 4:13 am ET
by Tisme of Snail
I only write here
because I lack the courage
in the other world.
Haiku # 42758, December 6, 2008 1:23 am ET
by snail
carry no regrets
the load is heavy enough
let yesterday go
Haiku # 42757, December 6, 2008 12:26 am ET
by ash
in a kitchen there's
little time to think of what
horrors life have when

the fucking souffle
or burger or fois or salad
or what have you is up
Haiku # 42756, December 5, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by bs
Stages of life

fill it in
learn the answer
earn the points
be successful

be successful
earn the points
learn the answer
fill it in
Haiku # 42755, December 5, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku
And I would write her
so many awful haikus
Doesn't know the site.
Haiku # 42754, December 5, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by nombre
if one's will accepts
death then what can thou art art...
arf arf arf arf arf?
Haiku # 42753, December 5, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some are born lost and
take no pleasure in being
apparently found
Haiku # 42752, December 5, 2008 9:53 am ET
by vince
Embracing him feels
like the glowing light in an
Alex Grey painting.
Haiku # 42751, December 5, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail (click for reference image)
i'm sorry for the
things i said five years ago
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42750, December 5, 2008 2:03 am ET
by sf of ash, i like you
god forbid the same
i'd be 17 years dead
i'll count my blessings
Haiku # 42749, December 5, 2008 1:26 am ET
by ash
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748, December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
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