Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

i'm sorry for the
things i said five years ago
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42750, December 5, 2008 2:03 am ET
by sf of ash, i like you
god forbid the same
i'd be 17 years dead
i'll count my blessings
Haiku # 42749, December 5, 2008 1:26 am ET
by ash
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748, December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747, December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
i'd settle for hate
at least now i affect you
mere smudge on your map
Haiku # 42746, December 4, 2008 9:41 am ET
by vince
wake resincaster
and unrepititiously
propel conveyance
Haiku # 42745, December 4, 2008 12:26 am ET
by Richard Eldon Barber of Morgan Hill, CA
I read dirty things
haikus this week are unclean.
Why? why such bad prose?
Haiku # 42744, December 3, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by nombre
Who are you really?
You play so many roles here
that I never know.
Haiku # 42743, December 3, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by snail
no need to be shy
i want to be degraded
you'll cum till it hurts
Haiku # 42742, December 3, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by sf
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you, i'd eat thrash
Haiku # 42741, December 3, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by vince of dedication (again?)
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you i
Haiku # 42740, December 3, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by vince of dedication
I, too, imagine
submitting beneath something
strong and masculine.
Haiku # 42739, December 3, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by ...but I am a girl
some things rule lives as
gods and they return nothing
except large bar tabs
Haiku # 42738, December 3, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42737, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42736, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
i've thought about it
another man crushing me
with his warm, brute strength
Haiku # 42735, December 3, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sf of prison fantasies
It's not so much a
surprise, but disappointing
that I still want him.

What they say about
"the good ones" shouldn't be true.
Maybe he's just bi.
Haiku # 42734, December 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by snail
so the muso's gay
can't say that we're surprised here
the signals were there
Haiku # 42733, December 3, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
hippo on water
no no he's not magical
he's wearing swimmies
Haiku # 42732, December 3, 2008 1:09 am ET
by amanda lepore s number 1 fan
to touch and to be
frothing at the mouth of next
but, it never comes
Haiku # 42731, December 3, 2008 1:05 am ET
by perky pre period breasts
slaughter of your soul
i'm a drunk motherfucker
no world but this one
Haiku # 42730, December 2, 2008 10:30 pm ET
by sf
I can picture him
having sex with men, but not
with random strangers!
Haiku # 42729, December 2, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by snail is shocked by half of the confession
i kneel before you
my tongue darting and probing
the blackest of holes
Haiku # 42728, December 2, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by sf
when dealing with goth
things the isolation might
be there as reason
Haiku # 42727, December 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
elevated you
walk on I sing in tune too
all of thee are free
Haiku # 42726, December 2, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by i love U 555
in a nick of time
he missed it and red one waits
love read it..AND PASSED
Haiku # 42725, December 2, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by american rose is a bitch
My hopes are hanging
by a single question now.
I'm afraid to ask.
Haiku # 42724, December 2, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by snail
there is a focus
on denial sometimes for
all the human race
Haiku # 42723, December 2, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by bs
one can only do
on and on and on and on
but once, but twice, sold
Haiku # 42722, December 2, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
Inspirationless
Who? Its Negro Oveja
On and on and on!!!!
Haiku # 42721, December 2, 2008 5:46 am ET
by We are all bored of Take a break please!!
sometimes I get bored
no less than i am sure you
you see more than i
Haiku # 42720, December 2, 2008 12:11 am ET
by haha ok..where is my mail
I got a solid
sensation I know why things
are happening now
Haiku # 42719, December 1, 2008 11:53 pm ET
by bs
when he breaks your heart
you'll return with legs spread wide
crying for the cock
Haiku # 42718, December 1, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by sf
gimmee self control
when ya know when you need it~
kids songs are right on
Haiku # 42717, December 1, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by some days are harder than others UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can still feel my
bones glowing inside for days
after he hugs me.
Haiku # 42716, December 1, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
Oh, no! The Haiku!
So exacting! So demand
ing. I can't do it.
Haiku # 42715, December 1, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Mark Amparan of Culver City, CA USA
funny tricks and bones:
life sticks found with river stones:
bridge material
Haiku # 42714, December 1, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by om and om
remember the flick
the matrix? what is to be
made of this film now?
Haiku # 42713, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs
when herds gather they
usually eat all the grass
the nature of sprawl
Haiku # 42712, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs of we could do better than wal mart
hot mulled mead sooths mind
medieval fancy absent
double bladed mace
Haiku # 42711, December 1, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sheep assemble
we trample our enemies
it's a walmart world
Haiku # 42710, December 1, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by sf
our or their new sword
can kill. dumb kids focus
on intestinals.
Haiku # 42709, November 30, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
words can kill, words can
heal, i think I said that once
blah blah blah blah...sigh
Haiku # 42708, November 30, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by bs
Words! Powerful words!
In some hands they're inspiring
In others! Garbage!!!!
Haiku # 42707, November 30, 2008 6:34 am ET
by Tisme
artfully, spoken
warblers fall from the sky, zen
i am eating well
Haiku # 42706, November 29, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Jason of Virginia
jetlagged from night work
procastinate till i crash
eventually
Haiku # 42705, November 29, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by ash
sweet simplicity
construes more implicitly
than verbosity
Haiku # 42704, November 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by ash
many of you have
much more courage than i for
the balls go flyin'

for it's the season
to let it all go and the
Son to rise again
Haiku # 42703, November 29, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
pillow blanket snow
throwing those perfect made balls
sunny day with chills
Haiku # 42702, November 29, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by something good
I wish I wasn't
angry, so the words here would
be words of healing
Haiku # 42701, November 28, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by bs
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