Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748 December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747 December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
i'd settle for hate
at least now i affect you
mere smudge on your map
Haiku # 42746 December 4, 2008 9:41 am ET
by vince
wake resincaster
and unrepititiously
propel conveyance
Haiku # 42745 December 4, 2008 12:26 am ET
by Richard Eldon Barber of Morgan Hill, CA
I read dirty things
haikus this week are unclean.
Why? why such bad prose?
Haiku # 42744 December 3, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by nombre
Who are you really?
You play so many roles here
that I never know.
Haiku # 42743 December 3, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by snail
no need to be shy
i want to be degraded
you'll cum till it hurts
Haiku # 42742 December 3, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by sf
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you, i'd eat thrash
Haiku # 42741 December 3, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by vince of dedication (again?)
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you i
Haiku # 42740 December 3, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by vince of dedication
I, too, imagine
submitting beneath something
strong and masculine.
Haiku # 42739 December 3, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by ...but I am a girl
some things rule lives as
gods and they return nothing
except large bar tabs
Haiku # 42738 December 3, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42737 December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42736 December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
i've thought about it
another man crushing me
with his warm, brute strength
Haiku # 42735 December 3, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sf of prison fantasies
It's not so much a
surprise, but disappointing
that I still want him.

What they say about
"the good ones" shouldn't be true.
Maybe he's just bi.
Haiku # 42734 December 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by snail
so the muso's gay
can't say that we're surprised here
the signals were there
Haiku # 42733 December 3, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
hippo on water
no no he's not magical
he's wearing swimmies
Haiku # 42732 December 3, 2008 1:09 am ET
by amanda lepore s number 1 fan
to touch and to be
frothing at the mouth of next
but, it never comes
Haiku # 42731 December 3, 2008 1:05 am ET
by perky pre period breasts
slaughter of your soul
i'm a drunk motherfucker
no world but this one
Haiku # 42730 December 2, 2008 10:30 pm ET
by sf
I can picture him
having sex with men, but not
with random strangers!
Haiku # 42729 December 2, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by snail is shocked by half of the confession
i kneel before you
my tongue darting and probing
the blackest of holes
Haiku # 42728 December 2, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by sf
when dealing with goth
things the isolation might
be there as reason
Haiku # 42727 December 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
elevated you
walk on I sing in tune too
all of thee are free
Haiku # 42726 December 2, 2008 4:06 pm ET
by i love U 555
in a nick of time
he missed it and red one waits
love read it..AND PASSED
Haiku # 42725 December 2, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by american rose is a bitch
My hopes are hanging
by a single question now.
I'm afraid to ask.
Haiku # 42724 December 2, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by snail
there is a focus
on denial sometimes for
all the human race
Haiku # 42723 December 2, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by bs
one can only do
on and on and on and on
but once, but twice, sold
Haiku # 42722 December 2, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
Inspirationless
Who? Its Negro Oveja
On and on and on!!!!
Haiku # 42721 December 2, 2008 5:46 am ET
by We are all bored of Take a break please!!
sometimes I get bored
no less than i am sure you
you see more than i
Haiku # 42720 December 2, 2008 12:11 am ET
by haha ok..where is my mail
I got a solid
sensation I know why things
are happening now
Haiku # 42719 December 1, 2008 11:53 pm ET
by bs
when he breaks your heart
you'll return with legs spread wide
crying for the cock
Haiku # 42718 December 1, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by sf
gimmee self control
when ya know when you need it~
kids songs are right on
Haiku # 42717 December 1, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by some days are harder than others UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can still feel my
bones glowing inside for days
after he hugs me.
Haiku # 42716 December 1, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
Oh, no! The Haiku!
So exacting! So demand
ing. I can't do it.
Haiku # 42715 December 1, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Mark Amparan of Culver City, CA USA
funny tricks and bones:
life sticks found with river stones:
bridge material
Haiku # 42714 December 1, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by om and om
remember the flick
the matrix? what is to be
made of this film now?
Haiku # 42713 December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs
when herds gather they
usually eat all the grass
the nature of sprawl
Haiku # 42712 December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs of we could do better than wal mart
hot mulled mead sooths mind
medieval fancy absent
double bladed mace
Haiku # 42711 December 1, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sheep assemble
we trample our enemies
it's a walmart world
Haiku # 42710 December 1, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by sf
our or their new sword
can kill. dumb kids focus
on intestinals.
Haiku # 42709 November 30, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
words can kill, words can
heal, i think I said that once
blah blah blah blah...sigh
Haiku # 42708 November 30, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by bs
Words! Powerful words!
In some hands they're inspiring
In others! Garbage!!!!
Haiku # 42707 November 30, 2008 6:34 am ET
by Tisme
artfully, spoken
warblers fall from the sky, zen
i am eating well
Haiku # 42706 November 29, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Jason of Virginia
jetlagged from night work
procastinate till i crash
eventually
Haiku # 42705 November 29, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by ash
sweet simplicity
construes more implicitly
than verbosity
Haiku # 42704 November 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by ash
many of you have
much more courage than i for
the balls go flyin'

for it's the season
to let it all go and the
Son to rise again
Haiku # 42703 November 29, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
pillow blanket snow
throwing those perfect made balls
sunny day with chills
Haiku # 42702 November 29, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by something good
I wish I wasn't
angry, so the words here would
be words of healing
Haiku # 42701 November 28, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by bs
the spirit is quite
unreasonable, yes, but this
is work in progress
Haiku # 42700 November 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by bs
yes, I am aware
of my own flaws, a deep dark
anger, resentment

not liking rejection
I suppose some embrace it
and some just give up
Haiku # 42699 November 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
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