Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

there is a focus
on denial sometimes for
all the human race
Haiku # 42723, December 2, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by bs
one can only do
on and on and on and on
but once, but twice, sold
Haiku # 42722, December 2, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
Inspirationless
Who? Its Negro Oveja
On and on and on!!!!
Haiku # 42721, December 2, 2008 5:46 am ET
by We are all bored of Take a break please!!
sometimes I get bored
no less than i am sure you
you see more than i
Haiku # 42720, December 2, 2008 12:11 am ET
by haha ok..where is my mail
I got a solid
sensation I know why things
are happening now
Haiku # 42719, December 1, 2008 11:53 pm ET
by bs
when he breaks your heart
you'll return with legs spread wide
crying for the cock
Haiku # 42718, December 1, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by sf
gimmee self control
when ya know when you need it~
kids songs are right on
Haiku # 42717, December 1, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by some days are harder than others UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can still feel my
bones glowing inside for days
after he hugs me.
Haiku # 42716, December 1, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
Oh, no! The Haiku!
So exacting! So demand
ing. I can't do it.
Haiku # 42715, December 1, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Mark Amparan of Culver City, CA USA
funny tricks and bones:
life sticks found with river stones:
bridge material
Haiku # 42714, December 1, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by om and om
remember the flick
the matrix? what is to be
made of this film now?
Haiku # 42713, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs
when herds gather they
usually eat all the grass
the nature of sprawl
Haiku # 42712, December 1, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by bs of we could do better than wal mart
hot mulled mead sooths mind
medieval fancy absent
double bladed mace
Haiku # 42711, December 1, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sheep assemble
we trample our enemies
it's a walmart world
Haiku # 42710, December 1, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by sf
our or their new sword
can kill. dumb kids focus
on intestinals.
Haiku # 42709, November 30, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
words can kill, words can
heal, i think I said that once
blah blah blah blah...sigh
Haiku # 42708, November 30, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by bs
Words! Powerful words!
In some hands they're inspiring
In others! Garbage!!!!
Haiku # 42707, November 30, 2008 6:34 am ET
by Tisme
artfully, spoken
warblers fall from the sky, zen
i am eating well
Haiku # 42706, November 29, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Jason of Virginia
jetlagged from night work
procastinate till i crash
eventually
Haiku # 42705, November 29, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by ash
sweet simplicity
construes more implicitly
than verbosity
Haiku # 42704, November 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by ash
many of you have
much more courage than i for
the balls go flyin'

for it's the season
to let it all go and the
Son to rise again
Haiku # 42703, November 29, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
pillow blanket snow
throwing those perfect made balls
sunny day with chills
Haiku # 42702, November 29, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by something good
I wish I wasn't
angry, so the words here would
be words of healing
Haiku # 42701, November 28, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by bs
the spirit is quite
unreasonable, yes, but this
is work in progress
Haiku # 42700, November 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by bs
yes, I am aware
of my own flaws, a deep dark
anger, resentment

not liking rejection
I suppose some embrace it
and some just give up
Haiku # 42699, November 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
yes, there is a fear
of the dumb spit chew redneck
he is frusrtation

he is powerless
he is trying to survive
and gets in the way

of progressiveism
this is why there are
still nazis in the world
Haiku # 42698, November 28, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
I find no peace of
mind here of course, it drains
to try and create

for an enemy audience
Haiku # 42697, November 28, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
i would rather write
lighthearted things but the angry
it is like if you

show any imperfect
nature, it's shot down, where's
your own fucking modesty
Haiku # 42696, November 28, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
this is not a field
of battle, but the blood soaked
swords of samurai

how buddhists made sense
of taking life while making
it mesh with their zen
Haiku # 42695, November 28, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
nonsense is used in
some eras, as dada was
to expose madness

of war, but in the
cause of marxist ideals, well
how does one answer

enemies, i see you
as enemies
Haiku # 42694, November 28, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by bs
I don't know if it
matters
nothing I say matters if I answer you
Haiku # 42693, November 28, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
BS do you know
how to write a haiku or
not? you are not sup

posed to keep going
accross the lines just to fin
ish writing nonsence
Haiku # 42692, November 28, 2008 12:40 pm ET
by A question of Are you in remedial school?
is this good or bad
to be complacent at last
thinking less, and less
Haiku # 42691, November 28, 2008 11:28 am ET
by vince
To Florida now
for underwater bubbles
and fun. Goodbye, cold.
Haiku # 42690, November 28, 2008 10:48 am ET
by nombre
frustration is a
reaction, for example
when someone says a

poem is "derivative" they
are themselves, reacting
so, in reaction vs. pro-active

this does nothing...I wrote
two violent images and it solved nothing

some poets are still
going to be the kind of person
who photographs the

old lady run over by
a lunatic for the evening news
and feels nothing for her
Haiku # 42689, November 28, 2008 1:12 am ET
by bs
I've had fantasies
of beating the class snob
into a bloody pulp
Haiku # 42688, November 28, 2008 1:03 am ET
by bs
censors exist to
limit the competition
because hell is too

lazy to use real demons
to do their work so they
use failed art professors

and failed poets such
as some of the contributors
here..
Haiku # 42687, November 28, 2008 12:55 am ET
by bs
i like chocolate pie.
don't forget the whipped cream spray
spray it on my tounge
Haiku # 42686, November 27, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by shutyourmouthorelseiwillkillyou!!!!yay!!!!! of alcatraz
i liketo eat stuff-
isn't that so horrible?
i wish i was dead.
Haiku # 42685, November 27, 2008 3:21 pm ET
by Clothbob Lollipoppants of bikini bottoms shore, rhode island, usa, north america, western hemisphere, earth, solar system, milky way, the universe.
Zombies on the prowl
drinking blood and chewing flesh
People taste so good
Haiku # 42684, November 27, 2008 3:14 pm ET
by Someone with a name of a location
oh here we are today.
giving our stomachs turkey.
perhaps I shall barf.
Haiku # 42683, November 27, 2008 3:11 pm ET
by Mrs.portatotrousers of FairyLand
Barcelona soon
Gaudi, dali and Tango
And some warm sunshine
Haiku # 42682, November 27, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Tisme
tits splendor mein kampf
male breast reduction, seraf
holy host the most
Haiku # 42681, November 27, 2008 1:47 am ET
by Lush
cast not spoiled fluid
yeoman failure, lame druid
i shit myself, dash
Haiku # 42680, November 27, 2008 1:41 am ET
by Lush
reflexive horror
jump outside that shit, borer.
derivative shame
Haiku # 42679, November 27, 2008 1:36 am ET
by Lush
give me steam and we
might get tea, espresso or
just scalded by heat
Haiku # 42678, November 26, 2008 4:39 pm ET
by bs
well it's the day we
eat turkey and are in trad
stuffed as they once were
Haiku # 42677, November 26, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by bs
mind saturation
eggs on top of my pancakes
u try not to think
Haiku # 42676, November 25, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by tomorrow youwill want french toast
Flatulating girl
You have found the perfect man.
SF, she must know.
Haiku # 42675, November 25, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by nombre
that's the best all week
i really do like those two
personality
Haiku # 42674, November 25, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by well they r fun
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