Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

Words! Powerful words!
In some hands they're inspiring
In others! Garbage!!!!
Haiku # 42707, November 30, 2008 6:34 am ET
by Tisme
artfully, spoken
warblers fall from the sky, zen
i am eating well
Haiku # 42706, November 29, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Jason of Virginia
jetlagged from night work
procastinate till i crash
eventually
Haiku # 42705, November 29, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by ash
sweet simplicity
construes more implicitly
than verbosity
Haiku # 42704, November 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by ash
many of you have
much more courage than i for
the balls go flyin'

for it's the season
to let it all go and the
Son to rise again
Haiku # 42703, November 29, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
pillow blanket snow
throwing those perfect made balls
sunny day with chills
Haiku # 42702, November 29, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by something good
I wish I wasn't
angry, so the words here would
be words of healing
Haiku # 42701, November 28, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by bs
the spirit is quite
unreasonable, yes, but this
is work in progress
Haiku # 42700, November 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by bs
yes, I am aware
of my own flaws, a deep dark
anger, resentment

not liking rejection
I suppose some embrace it
and some just give up
Haiku # 42699, November 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
yes, there is a fear
of the dumb spit chew redneck
he is frusrtation

he is powerless
he is trying to survive
and gets in the way

of progressiveism
this is why there are
still nazis in the world
Haiku # 42698, November 28, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
I find no peace of
mind here of course, it drains
to try and create

for an enemy audience
Haiku # 42697, November 28, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
i would rather write
lighthearted things but the angry
it is like if you

show any imperfect
nature, it's shot down, where's
your own fucking modesty
Haiku # 42696, November 28, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
this is not a field
of battle, but the blood soaked
swords of samurai

how buddhists made sense
of taking life while making
it mesh with their zen
Haiku # 42695, November 28, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
nonsense is used in
some eras, as dada was
to expose madness

of war, but in the
cause of marxist ideals, well
how does one answer

enemies, i see you
as enemies
Haiku # 42694, November 28, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by bs
I don't know if it
matters
nothing I say matters if I answer you
Haiku # 42693, November 28, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
BS do you know
how to write a haiku or
not? you are not sup

posed to keep going
accross the lines just to fin
ish writing nonsence
Haiku # 42692, November 28, 2008 12:40 pm ET
by A question of Are you in remedial school?
is this good or bad
to be complacent at last
thinking less, and less
Haiku # 42691, November 28, 2008 11:28 am ET
by vince
To Florida now
for underwater bubbles
and fun. Goodbye, cold.
Haiku # 42690, November 28, 2008 10:48 am ET
by nombre
frustration is a
reaction, for example
when someone says a

poem is "derivative" they
are themselves, reacting
so, in reaction vs. pro-active

this does nothing...I wrote
two violent images and it solved nothing

some poets are still
going to be the kind of person
who photographs the

old lady run over by
a lunatic for the evening news
and feels nothing for her
Haiku # 42689, November 28, 2008 1:12 am ET
by bs
I've had fantasies
of beating the class snob
into a bloody pulp
Haiku # 42688, November 28, 2008 1:03 am ET
by bs
censors exist to
limit the competition
because hell is too

lazy to use real demons
to do their work so they
use failed art professors

and failed poets such
as some of the contributors
here..
Haiku # 42687, November 28, 2008 12:55 am ET
by bs
i like chocolate pie.
don't forget the whipped cream spray
spray it on my tounge
Haiku # 42686, November 27, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by shutyourmouthorelseiwillkillyou!!!!yay!!!!! of alcatraz
i liketo eat stuff-
isn't that so horrible?
i wish i was dead.
Haiku # 42685, November 27, 2008 3:21 pm ET
by Clothbob Lollipoppants of bikini bottoms shore, rhode island, usa, north america, western hemisphere, earth, solar system, milky way, the universe.
Zombies on the prowl
drinking blood and chewing flesh
People taste so good
Haiku # 42684, November 27, 2008 3:14 pm ET
by Someone with a name of a location
oh here we are today.
giving our stomachs turkey.
perhaps I shall barf.
Haiku # 42683, November 27, 2008 3:11 pm ET
by Mrs.portatotrousers of FairyLand
Barcelona soon
Gaudi, dali and Tango
And some warm sunshine
Haiku # 42682, November 27, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Tisme
tits splendor mein kampf
male breast reduction, seraf
holy host the most
Haiku # 42681, November 27, 2008 1:47 am ET
by Lush
cast not spoiled fluid
yeoman failure, lame druid
i shit myself, dash
Haiku # 42680, November 27, 2008 1:41 am ET
by Lush
reflexive horror
jump outside that shit, borer.
derivative shame
Haiku # 42679, November 27, 2008 1:36 am ET
by Lush
give me steam and we
might get tea, espresso or
just scalded by heat
Haiku # 42678, November 26, 2008 4:39 pm ET
by bs
well it's the day we
eat turkey and are in trad
stuffed as they once were
Haiku # 42677, November 26, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by bs
mind saturation
eggs on top of my pancakes
u try not to think
Haiku # 42676, November 25, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by tomorrow youwill want french toast
Flatulating girl
You have found the perfect man.
SF, she must know.
Haiku # 42675, November 25, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by nombre
that's the best all week
i really do like those two
personality
Haiku # 42674, November 25, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by well they r fun
cough cough, sputter, gag
yes winter is here, out with wine
in with the flu meds
Haiku # 42673, November 25, 2008 10:04 am ET
by bs
she farts in the car
i pretend not to notice
but it turns me on
Haiku # 42672, November 25, 2008 12:59 am ET
by sf
restaurant at noon
somebody sneezes nearby
snot on my sandwich
Haiku # 42671, November 25, 2008 12:47 am ET
by jim of california
I wonder if some
folks on here as they write hit
themselves in the head

with their poetry...
bad syllable...BAD BAD!
I hate my syllable...AHHHH...cry
Haiku # 42670, November 24, 2008 10:46 pm ET
by bs of satan a vain creature hates laughter
whiskey transfusion
wild flower feels one with world
pressed close whispering
Haiku # 42669, November 24, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
aborted fetus
you are unloved, unwanted
a death mcnugget
Haiku # 42668, November 24, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by sf
That one made me laugh.
There should be more humorous
poetry on here.
Haiku # 42667, November 24, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by snail
I wonder what a
vogon haiku would sound like
floomph melodrumpries
Haiku # 42666, November 24, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by bs
Desire for all things
A woman a car a boat
A power syndrome
Haiku # 42665, November 24, 2008 3:09 am ET
by Tisme
breath of fire's flight
stomache out, coals kiss remains
the dragon has fucked
Haiku # 42664, November 24, 2008 2:34 am ET
by one for art s sake
turn down the ringing
that you have rung in my ears
shit..I'm not barkin'!!!
Haiku # 42663, November 24, 2008 2:30 am ET
by sparky
it refused to say
what I wanted it to mean
bad!!bad!! BAD!! haiku
Haiku # 42662, November 24, 2008 2:27 am ET
by 13tease
last but not least love
some say this and it means crap
you first babe..you said
Haiku # 42661, November 24, 2008 2:25 am ET
by so far..still here.. aches/pains glories nutcrackers
is it time for bed
my head aches my tummy turns
cause: sleepaway camp
Haiku # 42660, November 24, 2008 2:21 am ET
by return to..SIC MOVIE
mad about my flu
but i can only manage
one flaring nostril
Haiku # 42659, November 24, 2008 12:45 am ET
by jim of california
rusty balls again
better find some lubricant
i am iron man
Haiku # 42658, November 24, 2008 12:43 am ET
by jim of california
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