Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

turn down the ringing
that you have rung in my ears
shit..I'm not barkin'!!!
Haiku # 42663, November 24, 2008 2:30 am ET
by sparky
it refused to say
what I wanted it to mean
bad!!bad!! BAD!! haiku
Haiku # 42662, November 24, 2008 2:27 am ET
by 13tease
last but not least love
some say this and it means crap
you first babe..you said
Haiku # 42661, November 24, 2008 2:25 am ET
by so far..still here.. aches/pains glories nutcrackers
is it time for bed
my head aches my tummy turns
cause: sleepaway camp
Haiku # 42660, November 24, 2008 2:21 am ET
by return to..SIC MOVIE
mad about my flu
but i can only manage
one flaring nostril
Haiku # 42659, November 24, 2008 12:45 am ET
by jim of california
rusty balls again
better find some lubricant
i am iron man
Haiku # 42658, November 24, 2008 12:43 am ET
by jim of california
the sex is not quite
the end in itself but the
ends to a means, love
Haiku # 42657, November 23, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by bs
animal feelings
are comingled with the big brain
and out comes the crunk
Haiku # 42656, November 23, 2008 3:09 pm ET
by bs
committed to filth
she excretes upon my chest
i have found true love
Haiku # 42655, November 23, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by sf of the church of puking and crying
committed to filth
she excretes upon my chest
i have found true love
Haiku # 42654, November 23, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by sf of the church of puking and crying
having read Ash's
Sorry to lower the tone
With my "Base" last one
Haiku # 42653, November 23, 2008 7:35 am ET
by Tisme
Man worships woman
For her femininity
Sensuality

Not just for her looks
"For the giving of herself"
In body and mind
Haiku # 42652, November 23, 2008 7:31 am ET
by Tisme
call me converted
let me kneel at your altar
and eat your body
Haiku # 42651, November 23, 2008 6:15 am ET
by ash
I thought that sex was
a form of worship, at least
in symbolic ways.
Haiku # 42650, November 23, 2008 2:21 am ET
by snail
love's a paradox
the sacred and the profane
less worship, more sex
Haiku # 42649, November 23, 2008 2:13 am ET
by ash
don't constrict yourself
big women must be cherished
let it all hang out
Haiku # 42648, November 23, 2008 12:52 am ET
by sf of i want you to smother me
Strained movements, torture
girdle, I sold out to my
superficial fears.
Haiku # 42647, November 22, 2008 7:21 pm ET
by I cannot breathe
well what one hopes for
in unity with the soul
mate is the end to this...

frus...tra..tion...
Haiku # 42646, November 22, 2008 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wanna be alex
delarges, would love to run
a clockwork lemon
Haiku # 42645, November 22, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by bs
the feelings of passion
are universal and shared
on some level by all
Haiku # 42644, November 22, 2008 2:56 pm ET
by bs
and why do you think
I mention henry miller
each time I see this...stuff
Haiku # 42643, November 22, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs
i'll come to your room
we can listen to sad songs
we'll cry and make love
Haiku # 42642, November 22, 2008 12:49 pm ET
by sf of a typical date for me
I never think to
leave my room unless someone
else offers reasons.
Haiku # 42641, November 22, 2008 4:57 am ET
by snail of isolation
two times two is five
and that is why i am not
working at NASA
Haiku # 42640, November 22, 2008 1:06 am ET
by jim of california
the wind gets bored too
the job at hand, comes easy
throws the leaf for fun
Haiku # 42639, November 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by whoooowheeeeeeeeee
want some hate in you
know a hard core gay biker
who likes to grunge fuck
Haiku # 42638, November 21, 2008 5:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
today i awoke
to find myself waiting for
yet another day
Haiku # 42637, November 21, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by vince
there's no hate in me
i am a warm, loving man
and i make you laugh
Haiku # 42636, November 21, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by sf of we complete each other
I'd wait forever
before choosing to settle
for someone hateful.
Haiku # 42635, November 21, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by snail of "been there, done that"
I can empathize
with sexual frustration,
but that's not the point.
Haiku # 42634, November 21, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by snail wants something meaningful
formerly for dates
on family trees and stuff
also known as SPLAT
Haiku # 42633, November 21, 2008 3:39 pm ET
by * the asterisk* ~ I like that word
the volume is stuck
on the organ that I have
story of my life
Haiku # 42632, November 21, 2008 3:36 pm ET
by ba dum bum *
i insert my yin
in your soft, velvety yang
sweat drips off my balls
Haiku # 42631, November 21, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by sf of worst haiku eva.
she's a christian
ok, she might teach you
something...
Haiku # 42630, November 21, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
what I want is a bit
of silence from the society
that gossips so I
don't have to hear it
a slimy death grease
bearing talons claws of words
forgotten when gone
enemies focus on others
playing the same games
Haiku # 42629, November 21, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
perfect purity
will be defiled by my touch
some women like that
Haiku # 42628, November 21, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of come on, you know want a bad boy
I reject darkness
without "fearing" it. Perfect
love casts out all fear.
Haiku # 42627, November 21, 2008 7:46 am ET
by snail clarifies
Write your address here
I will send you the money
Pychiatric help
Haiku # 42626, November 21, 2008 6:09 am ET
by You know who you are
What a way to win
the heart of one who wishes
to be pure and good!
Haiku # 42625, November 21, 2008 5:23 am ET
by God is not stupid, sf
fear not the dark side
out of the blackest soil grow
the prettiest plants
Haiku # 42624, November 21, 2008 12:27 am ET
by sf of even your stupid god needs his other half
I am no corpse now,
animated by the true
source of all that lives.
Haiku # 42623, November 20, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail
Perhaps you have to
nearly be a corpse to stop
the live decaying
Haiku # 42622, November 20, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by nombre
ah but are we dead
as living men or animated
does it take corpsehood?
Haiku # 42621, November 20, 2008 3:27 pm ET
by bs
death is everywhere
the animated corpses
will binge and decay
Haiku # 42620, November 20, 2008 3:16 pm ET
by sf
as the klingons and
I suspect the irish say
today is a good day to die
Haiku # 42619, November 20, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
fantastic machine
and good times to say oh fuck
and more..way cool Skip
Haiku # 42618, November 20, 2008 11:49 am ET
by Vistitor of Skip s House of Chaos
unexpectant..high?
these claims are unexpected???
okay and like DUH!!!!!!
Haiku # 42617, November 20, 2008 11:32 am ET
by get a new line
Tried writing haiku.
Alas, unfortunately,
ran out of syllab...
Haiku # 42616, November 20, 2008 11:23 am ET
by Skip Tucker of Los Angeles, CA
Waves grab the vessel
An ice fringed sea awaits us
Companions again
Haiku # 42615, November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by duanec
what i'd like to see
a giant freakin' bonfire
on top of my desk
Haiku # 42614, November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by vince of that monday feeling
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